singles thread

[brighteyes]

Oops. Oops in so many ways. Has anyone else ever accidently thrown a girl out of bed during doinking? And then fallen on top of her? Oops.

[dakyras]

Oops. Oops in so many ways. Has anyone else ever accidently thrown a girl out of bed during doinking? And then fallen on top of her? Oops.

[worm]

Sorry pet, I forgot where I'm living now. I should have said that we know you're geet soft shite like

[Cardboard Box City]

I should have said that we know you're geet soft shite like

[inspectedinspector]

Good evening ladies and gentlemen, after reading this thread casually everynow and then for a while (I' read the first 100 pages then the the ones from 400> - took me some time) theres been times of laughs, sadness, amusement and encouragement. Mostly laughter and encouragement, which is probably what I need!!

I'm single, have been single for too long and want ACTION!! But I have no idea where to pick up broads

Clubs suck because I appear extremely deaf, as do gigs....

[rabid]

Good evening ladies and gentlemen, after reading this thread casually everynow and then for a while (I' read the first 100 pages then the the ones from 400> - took me some time) theres been times of laughs, sadness, amusement and encouragement. Mostly laughter and encouragement, which is probably what I need!!

I'm single, have been single for too long and want ACTION!! But I have no idea where to pick up broads

Clubs suck because I appear extremely deaf, as do gigs....

[-pogo-]

First off, stop calling them broads.

Secondly. Are clubs and gigs the only places you go? If you're like me you're probably pretty pissed by the time you get there and that's never good for meeting ladies.

[rabid]

Aye it is!!!

[-pogo-]

How are you and your bonnie lassie getting on? Any plans for settling down yet?

[inspectedinspector]

First off, stop calling them broads.

Secondly. Are clubs and gigs the only places you go? If you're like me you're probably pretty pissed by the time you get there and that's never good for meeting ladies.

Edited May 31, 2009 by inspectedinspector

[minute5072]

Garden centres....that's where you pick up girls

[inspectedinspector]

Garden centres....that's where you pick up girls

[rabid]

Haha, I seriously have no recollection of posting that, I remember coming on, but thought I didn't post anything (alcohol and it's wonders ) I hardly ever use the word broad

I think my problem is not trying at the moment, but I'll try and do this in moderation from now on

[Peevis]

What's it all about when the ones you like ignore you, and the ones you don't particularly always call?

I'm starting to think someone up there thinks I'm a tosser! That said, fair play I guess.. were my life someone else's it would be hilarious!

[rabid]

I'm starting to think someone up there thinks I'm a tosser!

[Peevis]

Must have been reading your posts.

[sadwitch]

Aye it is!!!

[inspectedinspector]

Reckon she'd get your water feature going?

[rabid]

I'll stop now...

[Peevis]

Is the restraining order still in force?

[rabid]

Awww

Come now..

Kinda defines the term "puppies" for me...

I say they are lovely funbags, and I don't care who knows it!

[-pogo-]

you'll never find love in the wasteland of souls.

*nods sagely*

[worm]

Although I did meet a very nice girl who I chatted to for about twenty minutes at a Socialist Workers stall in Glasgow. She was very nice in all ways....and a socialist!!!!!!!! Perfect!

[sifi]

Does that mean that she gets shared around?

[Radar]

Does that mean that she gets shared around?