singles thread

[rabid]

Right, it's very simple. You get over it, or I'll start posting about how romantic my wedding anniversary (fifth, by the way) was the other day .....

[Peevis]

[Peevis]

He's like my internal dialogue.

[sifi]

Awww bless. Tell all, with pictures.

[Goblinz]

It was a threat, bud. I know that the idea of me posting about soft music, moonlight, holding hands like giddy teenagers and the ever-present possibility of romantic poetry looming heavily in the air would have Peevis convulsing with anger on the floor in minutes.

[Peevis]

It was a threat, bud. I know that the idea of me posting about soft music, moonlight, holding hands like giddy teenagers and the ever-present possibility of romantic poetry looming heavily in the air would have Peevis convulsing with anger on the floor in minutes.

[sifi]

That's it.... OUT!

Edited June 19, 2009 by sifimaster

[Peevis]

I've got a got a page of romantic poetry here - AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!

She walks in beauty, like the night

Of cloudless climes and starry skies;

And all that's best of dark and bright

Meet in her aspect and her eyes:

Thus mellow'd to that tender light

Which heaven to gaudy day denies.

[sifi]

Is that More than a Feeling by Boston?

[Peevis]

Is that More than a Feeling by Boston?

[sifi]

My love she speaks like silence,

Without ideals or violence,

She doesn't have to say she's faithful,

Yet she's true, like ice, like fire.

People carry roses,

Make promises by the hours,

My love she laughs like the flowers,

Valentines can't buy her.

[rabid]

It was a threat, bud. I know that the idea of me posting about soft music, moonlight, holding hands like giddy teenagers and the ever-present possibility of romantic poetry looming heavily in the air would have Peevis convulsing with anger on the floor in minutes.

[Peevis]

My love she speaks like silence,

Without ideals or violence,

She doesn't have to say she's faithful,

Yet she's true, like ice, like fire.

People carry roses,

Make promises by the hours,

My love she laughs like the flowers,

Valentines can't buy her.

[minute5072]

EDIT:

eh.....

Edited June 20, 2009 by minute5072

[brighteyes]

I did brilliantly last night at a silent disco. Pulled the girl who let me doink her a couple of months ago, so that was good. Then I was walking back from the bar with her when I saw the girl I stalked last year, and she actually seemed pleased to see me. So I took the girl I'd pulled back to her friend, said I needed the toilet and went off to see the stalkee girl, who is LOVELY. Chatted to her for a while, a bit of flirting, found out she is going to Reading and said I'd stalk her there. And later on I went back to see her again and got her number. Then went home with the other girl. Textbook.

[minute5072]

Then went home with the other girl. Textbook.

[Cardboard Box City]

EDIT:

eh.....

[minute5072]

I'm sure I read it and found it odd

[brighteyes]

Whoa this thread was almost on page 4.

I pulled that girl again, and could've gone back to hers, but I have to help my ex move house in a few hours, so I told her that and walked home alone. On the way home a really drugged up mentalist bloke started on the couple on the other side of the road, so I went over to back them up and he started on me and threw rocks at me. But he didn't try to actually beat me up properly because he was a useless f**king coward with pimento stuffed olives instead of testicles. Then when I got home I tried to close my blind and the whole thing fell off the wall, so now everyone can see me sleep and f**k myself from the street. I'm sticking to my routine though bye

[-pogo-]

I did brilliantly last night at a silent disco. Pulled the girl who let me doink her a couple of months ago, so that was good. Then I was walking back from the bar with her when I saw the girl I stalked last year, and she actually seemed pleased to see me. So I took the girl I'd pulled back to her friend, said I needed the toilet and went off to see the stalkee girl, who is LOVELY. Chatted to her for a while, a bit of flirting, found out she is going to Reading and said I'd stalk her there. And later on I went back to see her again and got her number. Then went home with the other girl. Textbook.

[worm]

I did brilliantly last night at a silent disco.

[Rufus Gwertigan]

I do better at sightless discos.

[bunique]

Are you a good looking boy or are these girls extremely ugly/skanky?

[treacle]

He looks like he needs looking after. It's a foolproof tactic!

[-pogo-]

this is true. He also has hair like yours pogo.