singles thread

[Rufus Gwertigan]

Desperate girls are like the tubby ones...

Being grateful makes me horny!

[Radar]

Excellent. The only replies I get are the Peevis/Radar Double Act.

I bet you are really a couple, but post just to vent frustration before going home to your gimp on gimp action...

[rabid]

er. What is the panels views on Dating Sites, or lonely hearts columns etc??

[Atlanteanlost]

Been f**king a married woman recently, does that count as a relationship or am I just a c**t?

[ampersand]

Been f**king a married woman recently, does that count as a relationship or am I just a c**t?

[Atlanteanlost]

the latter

Edited July 9, 2009 by Atlanteanlost

[Peevis]

Been f**king a married woman recently, does that count as a relationship or am I just a c**t?

[Atlanteanlost]

Nicely done Sir!

Mucho impressed. You get some, plus she doesn't have to leave her lacking in libido old man!

Everyone's a winner!

Obvioulsy don't fall in love, and life is a bowl of attached cherries!

[Radar]

Exactly! I find it far more rewarding than all that relationship bollox where I have to be considerate. I discovered that there are plenty of women gagging for it so I have suspended my unsuccesful morality.

Married women seem to love a cynical rogue who admits to just wanting to f**k them.

[Peevis]

Scum.

Or...

"You're obliged to pretend respect for people and institutions you think absurd. You live attached in a cowardly fashion to moral and social conventions you despise, condemn, and know lack all foundation. It is that permanent contradiction between your ideas and desires and all the dead formalities and vain pretences of your civilization, which makes you sad, troubled and unbalanced. In that intolerable conflict you lose all joy of life and all feeling of personality, because at every moment they suppress and restrain and check the free play of your powers. That's the poisoned and mortal wound of the civilised world."

[Radar]

More waffling on about a subject of which you know diddley squat Sir. But hey, don't let that stop you judging the way other people live their lives!

Edited July 10, 2009 by Radar

[Rufus Gwertigan]

I tried match.com for a while a few years back. Waste of time as far as I was concerned. I wasn't having any luck with the search criteria I had so I tried a very general UK wide search and found no one I had any interest in so I left. EFests worked out much better.

[rabid]

Yeah I think I need to work on some eFest women a little more. Eventually grind them down into submission type of thing. I do need to think a little on my opening lines though. "f**k me you are gorgeous and have nice tits" isn't working for me that much

[Rufus Gwertigan]

That doesn't work in Manchester?

[Cardboard Box City]

I'm sorry, did you just say you know f**k all about what I have or haven't done, and what I'm proud of and "not-so-proud" of? I think not...

Incidentally, judgment is one of the few things that separates humans from animals... which is rather relevant to the subject, given the state of morals that some on here display

EDIT: Not to mention the fact that you totally missed the significance of my quote...

EDIT EDIT: Knobmong!!!

[sifi]

Been f**king a married woman recently, does that count as a relationship or am I just a c**t?

[Cardboard Box City]

Your from Norfolk aren't you?

This married woman - is she your sister?

[Radar]

Leave him John he's not worth it!

[Atlanteanlost]

Scum.

Or...

"You're obliged to pretend respect for people and institutions you think absurd. You live attached in a cowardly fashion to moral and social conventions you despise, condemn, and know lack all foundation. It is that permanent contradiction between your ideas and desires and all the dead formalities and vain pretences of your civilization, which makes you sad, troubled and unbalanced. In that intolerable conflict you lose all joy of life and all feeling of personality, because at every moment they suppress and restrain and check the free play of your powers. That's the poisoned and mortal wound of the civilised world."

[Atlanteanlost]

Your from Norfolk aren't you?

This married woman - is she your sister?

[dakyras]

Been f**king a married woman recently, does that count as a relationship or am I just a c**t?

[worm]

Still vacant slags right?

[Atlanteanlost]

If she has children then you are a shit person. If not, wheeeeeeeeeeeeey!

[-pogo-]

Exactly why does that make a difference when the parties involved are totally willing? What the f**k has having children got to do with it?????

Puritan w*nker

[Purple Monkey]

Following on from the conspiracy theory thread, if she has children, and they are over 14/15, and they find out, they will come and find you, and they will kick f**k out of you.

To be honest I couldn't care what you do, but maybe book a few karate lessons