singles thread

[Katster]

No, but FFS - at least wait until you get home.

[sifi]

Eh? We will be doing. 8am I pick him up, 9am we'll be back at mine. f**king.

[Radar]

In a flaps up, landing gear down kinda way, I'm guessing.

[Langdale Wolf]

"Getcha undercarriage out!"

One way to counter this... some equally colourful language from a Cardiff City board I have been browsing...

See why it's not nice Kat?!

[Katster]

"Getcha undercarriage out!"

One way to counter this... some equally colourful language from a Cardiff City board I have been browsing...

See why it's not nice Kat?!

[sifi]

"I dont like you any less so you might as well squirt and fire your nice warm stuff in my mouth,in my ear, eyes, nose, up my pussy and up my ass and piss all over when your dun,thats if you get that far XxX"

[Langdale Wolf]

We don't have a smut/porn thread, do we?

Well, except this one.

[sifi]

We don't have a smut/porn thread, do we?

Well, except this one.

Edited October 2, 2009 by sifimaster

[Radar]

Didn't know sheep could use mobiles....

[Langdale Wolf]

I don't think that we should be confined to one thread for filth, myself. The possibility and scope for filth exists within every aspect of our lives, so to limit it on the boards to one specific thread seems ridiculous.

[Katster]

Tis an ugly word mind, methinks... *examines cravat*

[Langdale Wolf]

Ok, just for you we will be entwining ourselves together underneath the sheets.

I much prefer f**king personally, especially when it's been two weeks. He can make love to me after I finish work, and again when we get in from my birthday night out.

[sifi]

Ok, just for you we will be entwining ourselves together underneath the sheets.

Edited October 2, 2009 by sifimaster

[Katster]

You're going to be exhausted, aren't you?

[Langdale Wolf]

Possibly, and it's the tree-athlon the day after too

It's a good job I'm energetic!

[Radar]

Ok, just for you we will be entwining ourselves together underneath the sheets.

I much prefer f**king personally, especially when it's been two weeks. He can make love to me after I finish work, and again when we get in from my birthday night out.

[Peevis]

Oh what's wrong with you, pull yourself together man. People have sex, lots of it if they're lucky.

[sifi]

Only children and the mentally feeble feel the need to publicly broadcast the fact they are getting any though Miss..

[Radar]

I'd say you use whatever vocab you want to in describing activities of the moist. He's hardly your fault that there are some users here who are stuck in the Victorian age.

[Peevis]

I had no idea you Peevis were sexually repressed. When did this happen?

[sifi]

Always. I'm English.

We love a darn good f**k, but don't feel the need to tell everyone about it.

[Katster]

Thank you, that's a thing of beauty

Enlightening. Sounds like you can't live without a good hard shag every so often...!

[Peevis]

Is this the same Peevis that I recall telling us in nauseating detail what he'd like the Minogue sisters to do to him?

[Radar]

Can you?

It's ok for him to talk about what he'd like to do, but god forbid he talks about actually doing it

[sifi]

Fantasy, meet reality. Have either of you met my friend Sifi?