singles thread

[amy246]

yup. that special edition package is so you can replicate the video, apparently

[ampersand]

Well a guy thought her could impress me by sending me the link for that video

[saratink]

i was impressed when i first saw it

[markeee]

What a waste of time, eating spring rolls and seeing bands when you could be pulling at a festival!

I'm off out tonight to drink & be merry and I made a joke to my mate about "creeping" after girls and my mate has no idea what creeping is and I tried explaining it to him but then I realised I don't know what it is either.

[rexclark]

bacon - brown

sausage - brown

haggis - brown

chips - brown

steak - brown (if i'm feeling chavvy, which is quite often)

burger - red

fried egg - red

[minute5072]

ahh the art of creeping, haha

check out Jersey Shore - i tried to find a vid on youtube but all removed due to terms of use bla bla

[jump]

Found the definition of creeping...

Creeping: We hear this word first from Ronnie when he says, "I left her [sammi] at the house to go creep on some girls at Karma." Then Snooki and Sammi use it too! You might think creep as a verb means exactly what it sounds like, and it does. But according to Urban Dictionary, it has more nuanced meanings: hitting on drunk women while sober or vice versa; sleeping with someone who's taken or hitting on someone while taken (cheating?); and hitting on much younger women. So, basically, anything creepy.

...charming.

[rabid]

Found the definition of creeping...

Creeping: We hear this word first from Ronnie when he says, "I left her [sammi] at the house to go creep on some girls at Karma." Then Snooki and Sammi use it too! You might think creep as a verb means exactly what it sounds like, and it does. But according to Urban Dictionary, it has more nuanced meanings: hitting on drunk women while sober or vice versa; sleeping with someone who's taken or hitting on someone while taken (cheating?); and hitting on much younger women. So, basically, anything creepy.

...charming.

[jump]

Snooki? WTF?

[lolbeck]

Got hit on by 5 boys last night.

Note to self: Nike dunks + knee high socks = success.

[rabid]

An annoying bitch from Jersey Shore.

[Pogues Mcgogues]

Jersey Shore? WTF?

[jump]

Got hit on by 5 boys last night.

Note to self: Nike dunks + knee high socks = success.

[spwan-of-the-devil]

A reality show where six 'guido's' live in a big house together (4 guys and 3 girls). They basically go out and party mostly and that's about it. It follows them around doing that. The guys are extremeley sexist.

It's possibly the worst tv show about the now.

[lolbeck]

Congrats, any keepers?

[jump]

I was watching repeats of Streemate last night, what a good show and probably the only dating show I would watch, it's not cheesey, pretenious or filled with vile idiots.

[rabid]

A reality show where six 'guido's' live in a big house together (4 guys and 3 girls). They basically go out and party mostly and that's about it. It follows them around doing that. The guys are extremeley sexist.

It's possibly the worst tv show about the now.

[jump]

I see. Once again ignorance is bliss.

[rabid]

You'll upset Markee, that show is his bible to life.

[rachbon]

I was watching repeats of Streemate last night, what a good show and probably the only dating show I would watch, it's not cheesey, pretenious or filled with vile idiots.

[brighteyes]

Was at a wedding on Saturday, lots of fun. I wanted to hit on this particular girl who I don't see very often - didn't do too well.

However, when I was saying good bye to her and her friends at the end of the night, with the usual hug and kiss on cheek, when it came to her we ended up kissing on the lips. Then I said good bye to a friend next to her, after which she said "say good bye to me again", and we kissed on the lips again.

omg i had a massive boner

Not sure if she was just drunk or what, but gonna ask if she wants to come out for a mutual friend's birthday this weekend... really wanna dip my doinkstick in her goop chute.

[lolbeck]

Spent today catching up with my mate Laura. We were discussing what we'd been up to lately, and I told her a bunch of us ended up at this girl Lulu's place after a night out last week, where Lulu promptly pounced on a poor, frightened looking boy who was begging her to let him go home.

Laura's response: "She's such a slut. I mean, that's what dildos are for!"

[jump]

Vaguely reminds me of a girl I know (I say know but mean can't stand), she was a virgin till 22 and she goes on holiday and gets drunk and decides she has had enough of being a virgin and decides to have sex and ends ups with a random. Not sure why but the guy came early or something but she wasn't satisfied so she chucks the guy and strops down to the bar grabs another guy.

[jump]

Got talking to girl last night, managed to get her number so it's all good and will ring her later today but I'm a tad worried that's she the spitting image of one of my ex's though.

[spwan-of-the-devil]

Got talking to girl last night, managed to get her number so it's all good and will ring her later today but I'm a tad worried that's she the spitting image of one of my ex's though.