NEXT GEN CONSOLES

[ben_cosmia]

no bricks fro me ming, I reckon thats pretty much what she would use as justification, along with "its only a game" and "all his mates will be getting it"

the very first thing you see when the black screen fades into action is

a semi naked man being whipped by a leather bikini clad woman with a cat o nine tails, whilst he shouts something along the lines of "you f**king bitches are all the same, I'll kill you bitches"

[windy_miller]

My copy didn't arrive Hopefully it'll be there when I get home tonight, but I doubt it.

[Huevos y Bacon]

I went on a date last night, as I suppose most of you did. Strange evening. She moaned that I was shit at bowling and that she thought I had left her when I accidentally went too fast for her to keep up, but never even mentioned her car's missing headlight as a result of the 3 lamp-posts and pedestrian I hit on the way to and from the bowling alley.

[Purple Monkey]

I went to the strip club. I had a lap dance, and then tried my luck with one of the ladies of the night on the satge. Bad idea, as soon as I set foot on it the security started to punch me head. So I calmly walked into the boss' office and used the shotgun in there to make them listen to reason. All I wanted was some six-sided tits.

Check this out http://www.sonydefenseforce.com/?p=404

Hilarious, particularly this:

Note that the IGN logo in the bottom right of the 360 image is also blurred

It's not a PS3 fanboy site btw, it's actually a parody of PS3 fanboy sites (some people need to actually be told this - amazing how many PS3 owners have used this site for proving something )

[berk]

I went on a date last night, as I suppose most of you did. Strange evening. She moaned that I was shit at bowling and that she thought I had left her when I accidentally went too fast for her to keep up, but never even mentioned her car's missing headlight as a result of the 3 lamp-posts and pedestrian I hit on the way to and from the bowling alley.

Edited April 30, 2008 by berk

[dan666]

I went to the strip club. I had a lap dance, and then tried my luck with one of the ladies of the night on the satge. Bad idea, as soon as I set foot on it the security started to punch me head. So I calmly walked into the boss' office and used the shotgun in there to make them listen to reason. All I wanted was some six-sided tits.

[G-Stud]

Whilst with Michelle - some guy started on me, so I shot him. Tried to outrun the cops with Michelle and maimed a pedestrian, to which she said I was a psycho and got out the car...

She's still saying no when I call her out for a date...

[dakyras]

Whilst with Michelle - some guy started on me, so I shot him. Tried to outrun the cops with Michelle and maimed a pedestrian, to which she said I was a psycho and got out the car...

She's still saying no when I call her out for a date...

[ben_cosmia]

shoot her.

[t8yman]

then touch her

[tHomBleached]

played quite a bit today and its fast growing on me. Its a very beautiful game and I'm an absolute graphics whore so were well suited

[What??? No beer???????]

Are the comments on SDF fake too? This one cracked me up:

"“When we received our review copies from Microsoft in the mail, it was packaged with well over $1000 dollars in supplementary, superfluous gear.”

LOL, gotta love that sentence. For one, Microsoft wouldnt give you shit. This site is a joke and Sony probably dont accept that this ridiculous site exists, let alone Microsoft.

And you state you played well over 500 hours on GTA. I highly doubt that as well. No one has had the game long enough to even slightly get 100 hours, let alone 500.

I really dont understand why you bother to review stuff that you havent got, then make up blatent lies that are instantly see through able. I highly doubt you have even played the game, amazing how you can review it just off watching Youtube videos.

It’s clear as day that you havent played it, if you had then you would have spoken about the game a bit, but you have mentioned nothing except how good the PS3 is, and the 360 is shit.

You really are a bunch of f**king idiots!!!"

[t8yman]

some people just dont "get" the internet do they?

[Lauz_Abbott]

I went on a date last night, as I suppose most of you did. Strange evening. She moaned that I was shit at bowling and that she thought I had left her when I accidentally went too fast for her to keep up, but never even mentioned her car's missing headlight as a result of the 3 lamp-posts and pedestrian I hit on the way to and from the bowling alley.

[dan666]

Found a few Pigeons, got like 197 to go lol!

Been in the Apachi helicopter, but as soon as you get in it, you get like a 4star rating.

[Ming The Mercyless]

yeah i accidently ran back to the car too fast and had to go back to get her sadly i lost at the bowling

[Lauz_Abbott]

oh god i really do love this game!!!

[ben_cosmia]

yeah i accidently ran back to the car too fast and had to go back to get her sadly i lost at the bowling

[Lauz_Abbott]

ooo i havent done darts yet!!

i just spent all night driving round buying hotdogs i also managed to climb on the rollercoaster and walk along the track!!

[ben_cosmia]

ooo i havent done darts yet!!

i just spent all night driving round buying hotdogs i also managed to climb on the rollercoaster and walk along the track!!

[Lauz_Abbott]

i crashed my car into the barriers blocking the bridge and got shot straight away!! i also tried to swim to another island and got shot then too

[dan666]

if you get 3 strikes in a row, you will get a acheivement. I get 2 then fluff up on the 3rd. Really really annoying!

[Lithium05]

Watching the cabaret show at the moment

[windy_miller]

My copy of GTA arrived yesterday. Takes a while to get going, but after about an hour I was completely hooked. The TV channels in the apartment are hillarious Ricky Gervais was on there, and I think you can see him in the comedy club too (but I can't get over to Algonquin yet). He a also uses the c word which surprised me even for GTA.

I also loved the "Sometimes life pushes you off a swing" song in the Caberet club

I think I've lost michelle... i tried my luck after two dates and she didn't want to see me again. Then she rang up and arranged a date, but then Roman rang up needing some help and I felt a bit guilty for not helping him out the previous time. Michelle wasn't happy about that, and she also sent me a message telling me to stop calling her.

The first person car view is awesome too. Especially when people go flying over your bonnet

Oh and trying to control Nico when drunk is great fun.

[t8yman]

what did everyone do with the guy vlad sent you to kill?

I saved him.