Virtual campfire 08

[darrenbha]

Hey honeydew. Pm me anytime you like. I know what you're saying and i'll be thinkin of you. Take care of yourself.

[darrenbha]

>begins to see floaty stars> this is wicked man. <sips red wine> you guys are all such a laugh

[honeydew]

Hey honeydew. Pm me anytime you like. I know what you're saying and i'll be thinkin of you. Take care of yourself.

[darrenbha]

Night honeydew. Take good care of yourself. Sleep well. Sweet dreams. Night night.

[HorseboX]

See ya honeydew!

Boy what a day. It's getta better by the minute tho

[darrenbha]

Most impressed with your ranting skills there horsebox

[darrenbha]

Class bit of ranting there horsebox. >hands horsebox spliff>

[darrenbha]

Sorry. Almost like a double post there. Damn mobile internet.

[HorseboX]

*happily takes 2 spliffs off darren*

thanks, thanks and thank you very much! sorry, i'm taking my time rolling this one.

it's gonna be a *cockney rhyming slang* James

James = James Blunt = c**t = Blunt

[darrenbha]

No worries take ya time dude. >partakes in some k.> do ya want some dude

[HorseboX]

Nah! i don't really do many... chemicals... much... very often.... why do ya think i need to rant now and then? But thanks anyway!

*finishes James, sparks up* aaaaaah,,,,,,,, now there's my drug of choice!

[darrenbha]

Tis always good to rant a little dude. I'm gonna check out for tonight catch ya tomorrow horsebox

[HorseboX]

Night!

Oh shit! Ain't that typical? I roll a fat one, Darren does some Ket which knocks him out and i'm left alone with a massive spliff.

*wanders off to try and find Emily*

[darrenbha]

<stirs slightly. Tokes on giant spliff and collapses>

[HorseboX]

Well I never! Darren just sleep-walked and then sleep-toked QUITE A LOT of that James Blunt. That's possibly the coolest thing I've ever seen!

[darrenbha]

Woo trippy as man zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[darrenbha]

<stands up and sleep moonwalks then somehow manages to land in tent> k hole here i come :-)

[HorseboX]

Blimey! I think i may just have the regular special K for breakfast this morning

[HorseboX]

Oh hey Emily! *snog* I missed you.

No i missed you.

no no no no i missed you-hoo!

Anyway, cut the cutesy crap, i needs yer help. First of all take this blunt off my hands for me. Yeah I took your advice and made up with Karl, thanks, why are you always right? Anyway I need you to take me to the guy that runs the Longdrops,,,, okay?

We can borrow the bus *vroom*

[HorseboX]

Emily! I know you just lerve the cosmic flying bus but you've been flying around in this thing for 2 hours now and I've got shit ta do. Look there's the longdrops, take us down there.

Thank you. *steps out of bus, rather dizzy* Now, take me to whoever runs the show round here.

Oh no! Ya kidding me? Not him? Please anyone but him....!

[HorseboX]

I wondered how he was let inside Glasto. What's he doing? Is that normal? Oh can't you talk to him? yeah but I don't.... *lowers tone* i don't have a clue what the nutters goin on aboot? he's a madman he can't help us isn't there anyone else? *raises tone* Look I know it's my mess! Oh don't be like that. No don't go, alright alright, I'll speak to him.

Roiston! My main man! *high fives* riiiiiiiiiiiiight. okaaayyyyyyy. oh rly? i sssseeeeee... *confused.com*

Listen man, that's wicked but, i was just wondering if i could borrow one of these mighty fine trucks of yours? Roiston? Hey, i don't think you should be gnawing on your arm like that.

*lowers tone* Listen Emily, I can't see any way of getting through to this guy, I'm sure he could help us but he's here stood in front of us but in his mind he's probably pretending to be in love with some huge festival organisers daughter or something deluded like that(?!) Let's just give it up eh?

Emily where are you going? Emily? Come back. What you doing in the back of the magic bus? What's that? A spliff? A SPLIFF! *Gives Emily BIG kiss* I love you your bloody AMAZING did I ever tell you that?!

OH ROISTON. You like this huh? Yeah, well let me spark it up for ya. There ya go! Now Roist? Listen to me dude, this is important... um. Karl's in a spot of bother....

[HorseboX]

Great! Emily you take the bus back to camp, I'll meet you there!

*chuga...* blast *chuga...* *chugachugachugachuga* After all that messing around, I'm glad the beast starts. *Puts Chemical Brothers on Cd player* BOM BOM BOM Hey Girl BOM BOM BOM Hey Boy BOM BOM BOM Superstar DJ BOM BOM BOM HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

*CHUGACHUGACHUGA VROOOOOOOOOOM*

[HorseboX]

*Chugachugachugachugachug* Looks like this is as near as i'm gonna get. I hope this pipes long enough... where's Emily got to? *watches Emily fly overhead* oh jeses, I knew I shouldn't've let her play with that thing on her own. Anyway *hurl* *drag* *drag* *drag* *drop*

Now, according to Roiston, what did he say? "yipidee yipidee squeeze... kaplat" oh well, let's see what this lever here does. *gurgle gurgle gurgle* Yesssssssss! It's working. Now all we gotta do is wait.

*sparks up spliff*

[HorseboX]

*toke* what's this. oh yeah? i forgot i had this. *pulls walkie talkie from back pocket* HorseboX to Emily, HorseboX to Emily, over? Yeah get down here now, i need the bus.

*gurgle gurgle gur.... ssssssccccccchhhhhhhkkkkkkkkkkk pop*

Great. That's all that shit sucked out. Aaah Emily, just in time. Help me get this pipe out will ya. *drag drag drag* Now, about that mud *Opens up back of magic bus* Yay! There it is. Magic tardis bus we love you! Let's fill this hole in.

Now... Karl wants a new tent erecting. I'll get onto that, do ya think ya could take the Not So Solid Crew Truck back to the Longdrops and make sure you thank Roiston for me. Oh yeah, and here *kerplunk* give him this lifetime supply of spliffs, he'll understand that! Thanks babe!

*10 minutes later*

GOOD AS NEW!

Edited May 17, 2008 by HorseboX

[HorseboX]

*toke* Blimey, what a beautiful morning it is *toke* Karl's gonna be completely made up about this *toke* I think I might just give him an extra little surprise hidden in his tent. *toke*

HorseboX to Emily, over? Do ya think you could pick up Kylie on the way back, over? Nice one, see ya soon, over! *toke*

Aaaaaaah.... what a beautif.... a b... zzz zzz ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Edited May 17, 2008 by HorseboX