Virtual campfire 08

[darrenbha]

Hey chocky. Can you run up that beanstalk and rescue horsebox. <chimp prepares for climb>

[Turts]

TWANG!!

Sorry Chocky! My bad! - Doesn't fly very well does he?

[darrenbha]

That was an awful shot turts. Here let me have a go <twang. Misses completely accidentally hitting a passing amy winehouse>

[Turts]

Nice shot! What were you aiming at again?

Here Chocky, I'll give you a hand getting back up there.

TWANG!!

Look at him go - he's loving that! He's managed to grab hold of Horsebox as well, I can't believe it worked! No wait. Now they're both stuck....

Well, I think my work here is done.

*Wanders off towards Brothers Bar....*

[darrenbha]

Maybe i was aiming at amy really anyway.

Ah good chocky's managed to find a route down with horsebox. I'll come with to the brothers bar now i know they're safe

[darrenbha]

<returns to camp and lights giant spliff>

[Turts]

Man, that was a LOT of pear cider... Think I'll just have a bit of a rest.

*Tokes on spliff and falls asleep*

[darrenbha]

Turts your so damn lazy oi

[Turts]

ZZZzzzzzz.....Bloody Chimp......ZZZzzzz....Giant Beanstalk.....Zzzzzz.....

[darrenbha]

Karl give turts a nudge. His snorings dreadful

[Turts]

Zzzzzz...z...eh?....s'my Badger...z...zzz...Zzzzzzzz...

[darrenbha]

<nudges turts> oi wake up. Do ya wanna come and see the pogues in avalon

[Turts]

Zzzzzz...z.z.z..Pogues, bloody hell yeah! Let's just grab some supplies from the magic bus and we'll be set. What's the poison of choice for tonight?

[darrenbha]

Poison of choice let me think. How about pear cider and perhaps a bottle of apple sourz. Right lets go

[darrenbha]

I'm off to do dull real world

Stuff now. Back later

[darrenbha]

Back again. Now where did i put that box of westons organic earlier

[HorseboX]

*stirs* hey guys i just the had the MOST immense dream, and all you guys were in it too! *wonders if he's been on efests too much recently*

[darrenbha]

Good to see you've recovered from the beanstalk incident horsebox. Grab yourself a cider and repeat the mantra using your name as required "my names darrenbha and i'm an efestaholic"

[HorseboX]

"........ciderciderciderciderciderciderciderc

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dercider.....oooh spliff"

[karlpowell]

LOOK AT THIS I NICKED OFF JAY-Z

Its a tank limo , come on let go for a ride ,who want to drive..... ill show you how , mind my tent tho

[HorseboX]

COOOOOL! I bagsy the second go. I haven't seen one of these since 'nam.

[darrenbha]

I'll take third go. Wow look at that control panel

[HorseboX]

Gerroff it's still my joyride!

[darrenbha]

Hey horsebox watch out for amy winehouse crossink your path there. She still looks dazed from when i hit her with the catapult yesterday

[HorseboX]

oh how convenient is this? she's brought her old mukka pete along with her. shall i aim for the gap in her teeth?

muhahahahahahhha!