Virtual campfire 08

[Rufus Gwertigan]

*watches dave* Guys don't leave me with this wierdo!

[HorseboX]

Now he's laughing manically! Darren?!?! *shakes Darrens tent* HELP! he's got a creepy look in his eyes like he wants to eat me more something.

Edited May 30, 2008 by HorseboX

[HorseboX]

He keeps looking at my thighs and then licking his lips! DARREN?!??!

[Addicted_Adele]

*grabs plank and approaches Dave*

[Rufus Gwertigan]

*grabs plank and approaches Dave*

[HorseboX]

*grabs plank and approaches Dave*

[Addicted_Adele]

said plank has rusty nails in.....

*bonks dave with said plank*

bonk is a very GOOD word

[HorseboX]

said plank has rusty nails in.....

*bonks dave with said plank*

bonk is a very GOOD word

[HorseboX]

Disclaimer : I'm not really called Michelle and I don't work for the Resistance, if I told you who I really was and what I did I'd have to kill you (or it would bore you to tears)

You decide!

Reminds me....this year I'm going to be missing Big Brother....Glasto better be worth it

(I was being ironic by the way)

[Rufus Gwertigan]

I can see the headlines now

"Biggerdave nailed by what_am_i_doing while she bonks him"

Shocking

[HorseboX]

*coats Biggerdave in a layer of copper* There ya go, happy now?

[Rufus Gwertigan]

*coats Biggerdave in a layer of copper* There ya go, happy now?

[HorseboX]

You should listen to my favourite cd. It's by "The Psychiatrists" *puts cd on*

"Good morning. Today is the first day of the rest of your life. You will not give this day up for the world, even if the world is a wonderful magical place full of hope. Take off your dirty garments and put them in the wash with all those silly thoughts of debasement and suicide. Now dress yourself in your finest suit. This suit is your power suit. In this suit you are in your element. Nobody can take you out of this suit."

Great huh? You should hear track 4, that's when it starts kicking in!

[darrenbha]

I don't know. I go away for a couple of hours and horsebox has started a mind control cult using what am i doings somewhat strange obsession with mallet's mallet to control her.

[HorseboX]

Well i tried to wake you up.Thought you might like to be mind controlled,tis all

[HorseboX]

I just found out that "Glastonbury Festival of Contemporary Performing Arts" is an anagram of "Stuffless lavatory aborting. Merry of improcreant pong."

My genius approves. Would anyone like to stroke my geniosity?

[karlpowell]

im not stroking anything of yours

[darrenbha]

Very sensible karl. Morning. You missed a very bizarre night

[HorseboX]

Good morning guys *puts geniosity away*

[karlpowell]

morning darren , horsebox ... why have i got pizza stuck to my head ?

[darrenbha]

Whats happening. Anyone up for going to grab some food. I'll make the brew and clear away that pile of fermenting pears somehow

[darrenbha]

No idea on the pizza karl. You came back with it there and said you bought it at the hat stall

[HorseboX]

Yeah lets go over to the coca cola stage and get a burger king!

Oh sorry, wrong thread

[HorseboX]

*Peels pepparoni piece from Karls head* YUM take me to where you got the pizza NOW!

[darrenbha]

That must taste disgusting cold horsebox.