P-MATES/SHE PEES!

[jameshunt]

I tried mine yesterday. Bloody useless thing wouldn't even fit over my willy.

I'm going to ask for my money back.

[Runner]

I tried mine yesterday. Bloody useless thing wouldn't even fit over my willy.

I'm going to ask for my money back.

[Jane Glasto Virgin]

I waited till I was desperate too...are you holding it high enough up? so you're cupping the hole the wee comes out of lol lol....keep practising..saying that I know im going to end up with a wet gusset at some point over glastonbury...oooo eeerrr I didnt mean that to sound rude

[talullah]

I think you've helped here. I don't think I was holding it towards the back enough, as my last couple of attemps have been successful. This only raises another query tho' cos as I have to hold it so far back I don't see how I could use it in a public place without dropping my kecks to in knees, plus I'll need something to lean forwards on. If nothing else this thread has taught me I must wee more than most women on each visit and my undercarriage is deformed Oh well, just as well I'm not vain. So girlies if you see someone in the urinals with her pants by her knees weeing a waterfall from her ar*e via a purple willy it'll be me, come and say hello, but not til I'm finished as I haven't managed to learn to wee, lean, aim and speak all at the same time yet.

[zoso70]

(hiya, only second post yet ive been addicted to this site for weeks!)

Just had to join in the hilarity of the shewee/ whizz thread! bought a shewee from camping shop the other day for a fiver, tried it first time and wee'd all down myself! the more i read about the whizz the more i feel i might have to invest in one of those! will keep trying it a bit more before i go and then decide.

also ordered some 'little johns' from travelpharm - much cheaper than other sites. taking the kids this year for the first time so thought they or i might need them at some point, particulary if were stuck in the car park for hours trying to get out on monday! husband keeps takng the p**s (pardon the pun) but im sure he wont be saying that when he ends up being the first one to use one in the car!

[Addicted_Adele]

I think you've helped here. I don't think I was holding it towards the back enough, as my last couple of attemps have been successful. This only raises another query tho' cos as I have to hold it so far back I don't see how I could use it in a public place without dropping my kecks to in knees, plus I'll need something to lean forwards on. If nothing else this thread has taught me I must wee more than most women on each visit and my undercarriage is deformed Oh well, just as well I'm not vain. So girlies if you see someone in the urinals with her pants by her knees weeing a waterfall from her ar*e via a purple willy it'll be me, come and say hello, but not til I'm finished as I haven't managed to learn to wee, lean, aim and speak all at the same time yet.

[HorseboX]

*wees herself laughing*

[Addicted_Adele]

that's definately doing it wrong!!!

[happybluemonkey]

I think you've helped here. I don't think I was holding it towards the back enough, as my last couple of attemps have been successful. This only raises another query tho' cos as I have to hold it so far back I don't see how I could use it in a public place without dropping my kecks to in knees, plus I'll need something to lean forwards on. If nothing else this thread has taught me I must wee more than most women on each visit and my undercarriage is deformed Oh well, just as well I'm not vain. So girlies if you see someone in the urinals with her pants by her knees weeing a waterfall from her ar*e via a purple willy it'll be me, come and say hello, but not til I'm finished as I haven't managed to learn to wee, lean, aim and speak all at the same time yet.

[Glastobelle]

Chuckle!!

This is such a good thread. I'm actually such a fan of my whizz I take it on nights out so there's no hovering in any manky pub loos!

Not that I go to manky pubs... ahem... um, I mean, you know.

[redfan1971]

The difference between men and women.

If the toilet bowl is pebble dashed, a woman will get the loo brush to clean it. A man will just try to pee the stains off.

[SharonStoned]

Come to Daddy......

I can multi-task. I've just managed to use my whiz successfully whilst writing my name in the bowl and even managed to let out a sneeky fart mid stream !!!

Still having a bit of trouble dabbing and shaking when finished with some dignity, but I'm getting there..

Edited June 5, 2008 by SharonStoned

[Lesley-Anne]

hey i dont tend to come to Glastonbury forum (as i'm going to T in the park and Leeds this year!) but someone posted a link to this thread in TITP and i had to look - its hilarious lol!!! however it has saved me because i was thinking of getting a shewee but now think i'll invest in a purple whizz ;o)

[muddyslingbax]

I'm going to give them a go this year, actually, I'm going to buy a plastic one beforehand and have a practice

Just found these too: http://www.whizproducts.co.uk/en/product_shop.aspx

Has anyone tried the Midstream ones? COuld be handy!

[Addicted_Adele]

Come to Daddy......

I can multi-task. I've just managed to use my whiz successfully whilst writing my name in the bowl and even managed to let out a sneeky fart mid stream !!!

Still having a bit of trouble dabbing and shaking when finished with some dignity, but I'm getting there..

[talullah]

Oh I laughed so much I dribbled.......

[clockworkpurple]

i tried mine when a bit tipsy last weekend and it was FINE! not a single wayward drip or dribble.

for me it was easier to bend my knees slightly...

[strudders]

This thread is going from strength to strength!

Class stuff girls!

[Jane Glasto Virgin]

oh god...im going to have to get hammered before i'll be brave enough to "do it".... ive bought an epilator so I can get a better air seal if you get what i mean..it kills tho..and now I look like a plucked chicken...

[CATKIN]

I loved the shepees last year, 1st time I had dared to venture in them. Hope there are more this year? Have just ordered a whiz...no more trying to hovver over the toilet

[SharonStoned]

EURIKA

I've got the solution to the dabbing and shaking dilemma.... panty liners !!! You don't need to brandish your tissues in public as these little beauties will already be glued to the ole gusset ready and waiting to catch the odd sneeky drip...

Will keep yer twinkle fresh as a daisy for the whole day.

[mikeb]

Yeah, I know this is *very* much a girlies thread ... but it's dead funny for us blokies to read as well Anyways, on the subject of the previous girlie claims of mastering the art of multi-tasking whilst having a waz, thought you girlies might appreciate this:

[Runner]

Yeah, I know this is *very* much a girlies thread ... but it's dead funny for us blokies to read as well Anyways, on the subject of the previous girlie claims of mastering the art of multi-tasking whilst having a waz, thought you girlies might appreciate this:

[clockworkpurple]

genius mike!

had another go last night after sever ciders and some "special" muffins.....still all working fine!

the only problem i've got is i can't see how to do it without dropping trou.....the cardboard p-mates are, er, stiff enough to kinda shove them in whilst you hold your knickers to one side, but the rubber ones are just too rubbery, and end up bending in an alarming direction!

has anyone else had this problem and conquered it?! i don't want my trousers touching the floor of the loos if possible....

[Runner]

genius mike!

had another go last night after sever ciders and some "special" muffins.....still all working fine!

the only problem i've got is i can't see how to do it without dropping trou.....the cardboard p-mates are, er, stiff enough to kinda shove them in whilst you hold your knickers to one side, but the rubber ones are just too rubbery, and end up bending in an alarming direction!

has anyone else had this problem and conquered it?! i don't want my trousers touching the floor of the loos if possible....