Shangri-La (The Naughty Corner)

Glastonbury Festival 2016

Wednesday 22nd to Sunday 26th June 2016
Worthy Farm, Pilton, Shepton Mallet, Somerset, BA4 4AZ, England MAP
£228 - SOLD OUT

Daily capacity: 203,000

Shangri-La is an area that's one massive immersive installation, a vast interactive fictional world brought to life by a creative team of over 1,500 crew, performers and artists. It is an entire realm to explore, with layer upon layer of creativity, This year is the fourth of the The Shafterlife story arc. Developing the idea of heaven and hell with contemporary sins and salvations - their message is "don't believe what you see hear or read!"

Shangri-La, part of the late night South East 'naughty corner' of the Festival have revealed that 2016 is the year of Media Truth & Lies. This year’s story aims to highlight the deceit and distractions of the mainstream media. In Shangri-La, a new power resides over the this sensational, subversive city now that the media has gained full access to its inner workings and everyone’s personal lives. Shangri-Hell International Television has the monopoly on all media outlets, plus a new HQ to create more mind-controlling trite to make you feel better about yourselves.

But with the increase of media influence and technologies, A NEW MOVEMENT OF PEOPLE POWER IS RISING. Using art, music and a fuck ton of “likes” the people are claiming back their voices and power, hacking into the systems that control them, seeking the ultimate truth…

In 2016 the area hosts interactive installations and wrap around venues, ground breaking live art and performance, epic-scale subversive artworks and multifarious music programming unify to inspire and engulf its audiences.

"Shangri-La holds a mirror up to the masses, challenging people in politics and play. Creating conversations, force-feeding the senses, expanding minds and opening hearts. There are No Spectators.

The fantasy field in the furthest corner of the festival has a deep history in outsider art and underground culture. This spirit continues to manifest in original and new ways to inspire the next generation of cultural revolutionaries and amplify the collective conscience."

Due to its overwhelming popularity, attendees are advised to experience Shangri-La early in the evening in order to avoid the crowds after midnight.

HEAVEN

New investment opportunity! The Intoleranch™, Shangri Heaven Real Estate coming in 2017! Ever dreamed of an Escape from the riff raff? A place of sanctuary, of peace and joy? No ugly people to spoil your view, no children, pets or other dirty creatures, just you in your luxury bespoke bubble! Then the Intoleranch ™ is the home for you. A new digitally gated development in Shangri Heaven. Buy a slice of heaven TODAY! Only the super rich may apply, All subject to strict checks/swabs/anal probing!

Heaven Stage

Heavenly Music from the world’s greatest, from Reggae Remix to Roni Size, via the Light Surgeons Video mapping to the sounds of Den Sorte Skole mixing 10, 000 samples in one hour.

Friday 24th June

Gotsome x Jus Now x Dismantle : Who Cares Takeover
N.Y.T.A X Kahn : Who Cares Takeover
My Nu Leng : Who Cares Takeover
Rob Smith x DJ Die with Dread MC & Koast: Who Cares Takeover
Special Guest x Redlight : Who Cares Takeover
UKF - Roni Size b2b Adam F b2b Bryan G & MC Dynamite
UKF - Presents -Wilkinson with Adapt
UKF - Friction w MC Linguistics
UKF - Presents - Klose One b2b Special Guest
Macpherson Fabric Live
Count Bassy
Reggae Remix With Reggae Roast Featuring -ADAM Prescott, Louis Slipperz, Vibration Lab
Hosted By Brother Culture & Donovan Kingjay

Saturday 25th June

Subfocus
Redlight
Mele
B.Traits
Solardo
Beating Heart
Ulterior Motive
Mixmaster Morris And Friends
Reggae Remix - Triple Aaa Badboy, Shepdog, Mungos Hifi, Disorda, Gardna Feat Eva Lazarus

Sunday 26th June

Vintage Remix
Wbbl
Smokey Joe And The Kid
Nick Hollywood
JFB & Ghetto Funk Allstars (Goodgroove & Streetwise DJs with MC Profit & Natty Speaks) Showcase
Den Sortie Skole ( Dk ) Live Av
Tru Thoughts
(TBC)
Inner Totality
Crucial Kennedy And Friend S
Reggae Remix - Tru Thoughts Disco Feat Werkha & J-Felix And Vocals From Bryony Jarman-Pinto

LBHQ 2016

STAR 64
Lovebullets marks it 8-year journey at Glastonbury Festival with ‘LBHQ | STAR 64’, a sacred geometry inspired nightclub concept located in Shangri-Heaven. Step into the 64 Star Tetrahedron for the ultimate cosmic party experience. Four nights of high quality music from World class DJs in a fun, super galactic disco popping nightclub.

Thursday 23rd June (FAM)

PBR Streetgang
Itchy Rich B2b Waifs And Strays
Special Guest
Maribou State B2b Pedestrian
Greco Roman Soundsystem
M.A.X
Boss 'n' Love
Charlie Mcfarley
Danny Eagle
Mike Ok

Friday 24th June (Tuskegee/Lovecrimes)

Seth Troxler b2b The Martinez Brothers
William Djoko
Bas Ibelini
Jesse Calosso
Maxxi Soundsystem
Itchy Rich B2b Waifs And Strays
Timmy P
Christophe

Saturday 25th June (Hot Natured)

Jamie Jones
Richy Ahmed
Patrick Topping b2b Waff
Infinity Ink
Man Power
Paolo Francesco
Luca Cazal
Gill Dalton

Sunday 26th June (Edible)

Eats Everything
Breach
Dave Harvey
Subb-An
Solardo
Cousin
Mike Ok

PLUTOS PLANET

This year sees Pluto rising to the top of his game! Not only has the underworld’s keeper reached the pinnacle of the Housing market, but he is redeveloping Heaven for the 21st century! Gone are the heavenly delights of yesteryear, just leave all the fluffiness at home (please) and prepare to be bombarded by Glastonbury’s mass media….
Line-up: Plump DJ’s plus special guests, Mungos HiFi, Matuki, Iguanas, Waggles, Jolly Rodger, and more TBA.

HELL

THE SHANGRI-HELL STAGE

The Hell Stage is a legendary arena in Glastonbury. The latest and most jumping late night stage, with a mix of superstars and champions of the festival underground from hellish drum and bass to pumping gypsy punk… Come and discover something amazing but remember it gets busy, so pick a night to come early and avoid the rush. Supported by Continental Drifts, Global Local, and Arts Council England.

Thursday 23rd June

Global Local
Kate Tempest - Welfare Unit
The Correspondants
Big Swing Soundsystem
Cut Capers
New York Brass Band
Carnial Collective and Friends

Friday 24th June

Rumpsteppers Versus Chicken Brothers
Nortec Collective presents Bostich & Fussible
Asbo Disco
Symphonica Featuring Mr Switch - Orchestra And Scratch Champ Show
Shlomo
DJ Danny Wav
Reef
The Wanton Bishops
Beatbox Collective
DJ Derek Special - Mini Disc Special - Aidan Larkin Plays Derek
Craig Charles Funk And Soul Club All Dayer
Smoove & Turrell Live
Bite The Apple
DJ Daytoner
Free Party Archives – From The Youth Club Gallery

Saturday 25th June

Oh My God ! It’s The Church In Hell - Sunday Service All Welcome
The Sweet Life Society
Mark Ronson & Tame Impala's Kevin Parker
The Apples
Dub Pistols
Bustawide Move
Shibusa Shirazu Orchestra
Fable
My Bad Sister
Ennio Macaroni
Rhoda Dakar
Shanty
Traveller Archive - photos Matt Smith

Sunday 26th June

47 Soul
Los De Abajo
Caravan Palace
Grant Lazlo
Sorceress
Fat 45
General Roots
Bison

SHITV – Shangri Hell International Television Centre LIVE!

SHITV throws open its doors to show you the sparkling underbelly and hideous glamour of our sprawling media conglomerate. We manufacture consent, confusion, lust and distraction in industrial amounts and toss them out all over your face. We stick our memes in your mouth, our GIFS in your eyes and our riffs in your ears. And the ratings say you love it!! The Day Room: 1pm – 4pm with Good Morning! And welcome to SHITV’s classic Breakfast show, hosted by the much-loved Duncan Gribble and Satin Fairmile.
The Big Issue present: THE BIG ARGUMENT! HAVE YOUR SAY YOUR WAY! Hot debates with this pioneering social enterprise.

SHANGRI-STARZ! - Nightly Talent show Shangri Starz comes complete with big time judge drama and the chance for an everlasting fifteen seconds of fame!

SHITV PrimeTime: Twisted, comedy, dance and music acts holding a black mirror to the mainstream media.

The Hexagonal Towers of SHITV stand brazen and intimidating, with its web of cables, telegraph poles and over saturation of Billboards. Fiction re-branded as facts confuse you, while screens and flashing lights distract you. Everything has been scandalized, exploited, photoshopped and publicly shamed for your pleasure!

Wednesday 22nd June

Bobby The Persuader
DJ Chris Tofu
DJ Pete Not Bombs
Ollie Lyles
Shitv Launch Party

Thursday 23rd June

Gus Alt J
Renegade Brass Band
Nortec Collective
Inner Totality Family
Shangri - Starz - Nightly Talent Show
Day Room

Friday 24th June

Breakfast Tv
Dj Tall Will
Sweet Life Society
Dj Tofu & The Brass Funkeys
Nick Hollywood
Smoove & Turrell
Nick Hollywood
Shangri- Starz!
Day Room

Saturday 25th June

Breakfast Tv
Pete No Bombs
Dutty Moonshine
Grant Lazlo
Lazy Habits
Bison
Ollie Lyles
Changeover
Shangri Starz !
Day Room

Sunday 26th June

Troy Savoy
Ennio Maccaroni
Ruby Throat
Dj
The Baghdaddies
Changeover
Shangri - Starz
Day Room

SHITV Installations

Interactive screens include:

The Test Card: Where the technical problems are never fixed and the little girl and her clown have been waiting for decades… for you.
Emoji Me: Where a cute yellow face shows you your true self and feels all those hard-to-express feelings… so you don’t have to!
Babe Shhhtation: Where your fantasies and nightmares merge and breed, live on the satin sheets and hanging on the telephone.
The Troll Rehabilitation Unit: Those nasty Trolls are SO sorry for all the horrible shit they said about you. Come and get your apology.

STARF*CKERZ!

Free yourself from your pointless plebian life for one night only! Join the Very Important People at the Starf*ckerz exclusive VIP bar that hosts the most glamorous guests ever to set foot through Glastonbury’s gates. Just imagine for once that instead of idolising your favourite celebrities in Hello magazine you might just breathe the same air as them? Imagine, just for one night, that you could escape the mud, the hippies, the vegan burgers, and instead indulge in personalized Cristal cocktails, perfect Wi-Fi, sponsored goody bags and more!
Line-up: Starf*ckerz VIP’s, Creative Brain, Sweet Life Society, Holy Moly & The Crackers, Tankus the Henge, Easy Stride Band, Dila V & The Oddbeats, Cut Capers, Rumpsteppers, DJ BeeDee, DJ Chris Tofu, The Chiken Brothers, Pumpletters, Madame Barducci, Mista Trick, DJ YOTO, Yodelling Sheep, Patch & The Giant (disgraced duo), DJ Dan Tsu!

Flappy Candy Clan Clash Crush Saga LIVE

An ear-popping new game show bursts onto your goggle boxes featuring contestants from our very own Shangri-La! Contestants will fight head to head in a relentless series of games and challenges deliberately engineered to distract their puny little brains from the world’s real issues! The winners will celebrate with our feline overlords, whilst the losers will be fed to the evil demon Goatse!!
Featuring: Shangri Birds!, Hinder!, Turds with Friends!, Clash of Clams!, Oh, How Pinteresting!, Fruit Ninja LIVE!, Crush Andy’s Sega!

AND ALSO WHY NOT play the cow farm simulator whilst on an ACTUAL cow farm!

SPIN CITY

Breaking news, spinning vinyl and distorting reality. A surreal news corporation operating deep within the bowels of Media Hell, Spin City takes you on a magical journey through the recesses of popular culture and music via extraordinary headlines and tabloid sleaze.
Line-up: DJ Cheeba, Tommy Sparkles, Dave ANL, Soulworks DJs, JLF, Boxjam DJs, Shrinel Richie, Trevor McDonald & Michael Fish, Plus very special guests

MONSTER VISION

The little monsters of today with their fertile and suggestible minds are the consumers and the workers of tomorrow’s Shangri-La. At Monster Vision we are the kid’s TV channel of the Hell Media Empire. We take those minds and we get them to think what we want them to think. We get them whilst they are young.

Come join Cookie Monster at our studio. Come see the magic happen. Meet our presenters Fearne Rotten and Phillip Blofield with little Gordon the Groper. Hang out with the stars of our award winning programs, such as Thomas the Tranq Engine, Stranger Danger Mouse and Sonic the Hedge Fund.
Line-up: Eddy Temple Morris, The Buscateers (live), Cal Jader, DJ Skum, DJ Bollocks, Indiana Tones, DJ Chiv, Miss Breaks, DJ Double D, Miss Radida

HIJACK RADIO

Bristol’s Ghetto Funk have already made their mark in Shangri-La, causing havoc on our beloved Hell Stage back in 2014, shaking Heaven to the ground with trembling funk in 2015 and now for 2016 we bring you Ghetto Funk Pirate Radio. Yes, we’re hijacking the airwaves to broadcast our bass heavy funk sound live to the South East Corner, in true pirate radio style, via a FM transmitter we’ve laid our hands on. Not only that but, for anyone who actually finds our hidden broadcasting station there’s the chance to get up close and personal and dance all night. Look out for the closed down record shop – That’s all we’re saying.
Line-up: Stanton Warriors (Alternative Set), Dub Pistols (DJ Set), Slamboree Soundsystem, Jfb, Cheeba, Queen Bee, Dutty Moonshine, Wbbl, Dancefloor Outlaws, Nathan Stardust, Sly Players, Luke Stereo, Spinforth, Goodgroove

BRAINWASH

Breaking the news in your face like an angry drunk, our presenters William Pleasant and Louise Sourlington-Puss invite you to GET FACT at Brainwash, the towering temple of totalitruth!

Save your selfie! Our dedicated team of hacks will report the best ways to survive humankind’s impending ending. Let our experts provide you the world’s finest old school therapies and cutting edge psychedidactic-electronitreatments so YOU can rave your way to the blissful fact fuelled nirvana that is….
Line-up: Hue Jah Fink, Boycey, Agent Orange, Hughesee, Louise Plus One, Stormfield, Tr-33n, Oddscene, Sayshun Jay, AVJ Mute, Scald, The Whispering Minority, Bill Howard, LU MA OI, Jay Patel, Spazrammer, Mr Time, Bitvert, Rory Moronik, Bustawidemove, Gizelle, Symptom, Lab Film Projects, Distant Planet WARLOCK

THE SISTERHOOD

Every Media Hell needs a healthy does of Separatism to get the blood boiling! Strictly No Men Allowed. Reject the patriarchy. Join the Sisterhood. Party on.

CND’S DARK ROOM

The Campaign for Nuclear Disarmament (CND) invites you to visit their Dark Room this year at Shangri-La. Do you like being kept in the dark about the UK’s nuclear weapons? Or do you feel over-exposed to the fact that it could all be over in a flash? Is getting new nukes as black and white as the government says? Should we be focusing our funds on the NHS and education instead? Either way, come develop your own opinion and tell us if YOU would push the button. The Treatment Rooms collective // Reel News // art against blacklisting

A powerful collection of the UK’s most subversive minds have banded together to be heard at Shangri-La this year. Their voices are critical and their tactics simply rebellious. They are a wily crew of undisclosed artists and culture jammers allegedly behind a number of recent acts of Public Space Reclamation. From “brandalism” in bus shelters, billboards and train carriages. To radical front line video network (Reel News) showing activist film, and The Treatment Rooms Collective behind a number of illicit interventions, most notably a ceramic intervention at the V&A’s Disobedient Objects show immortalizing the UK’s protest history.

United we are going to put a stamp on Shangri La. We are Reclaiming public space with “subvertisement” and sharing the Truth. In a time of universal deceit – telling the truth is a revolutionary act. – George Orwell

Look out for the bus stop and prepare for subversity.

WALKABOUT 15” OF FAME

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be famous? Here’s your chance! 15” of Fame is a structured reality program that follows participants as they progress through a career in the modern entertainment industry. Each star is forced through the highs and humiliations of fame, the audience following every step of the way as they dance like puppets for the entertainment of the masses.

THE DAILY DAMAGE

Beware of the Raving roving reporters from The Daily Damage seeking gullible individuals for a dose of insidious salacious dis-information to mess with your heads and ruin your lives

THE SHANGRI-LIAR: READ ALL ABOUT IT!

Look out for the newspaper sellers and grab yourself a copy today! May this one off rag see you through the festival. It will advise you, be your friend, stylist, and never lie to you… Multiple uses – Kindling? Paper airplane? Fly swatting? Out of loo roll? Muddy wellies? All profit goes to projects in refugee camps around Europe

THE BIG ISSUE

We are delighted to have the Big Issue with us this year. We have collaborated on a special large art piece and you will be able to pick up a copy of this pioneering social enterprise paper on site.

The Rocket Lounge

Wednesday 22nd June

Acoustic night:
Goldmaster Allstars
New York Brass Band
Guns Of Navarone
Pronghorn
The Johnsons
DJ’s: Gaz, Mr Mass

Thursday 23rd June

Fat 45
Ballin' Jacks
Jim Hammond Trio
Mik Artistik
The Johnsons
DJ’s: Gaz, Mr Mass

Friday 24th June

Goldmaster Allstars
Black Friday
Cat Ratchers
Jim Hammond trio
Rev Schnider & The Band Of Angels
The Johnsons
DJ’s: Gaz, Mr Mass

Saturday 25th June

The Downsetters
Goldmaster Allstars
The Trojans
Cat Ratchers
Rev Schnider & The Band Of Angels
The Johnsons
DJ’s: Gaz, Mr Mass

Sunday 26th June

New York Brass Band
The Trojans
The Downsetters
Cat Ratchers
Black Friday
The Johnsons
DJ’s: Gaz, Mr Mass