Larmer Tree Festival 2009
Wednesday 15th to Sunday 19th July 2009Larmer Tree Gardens, near Tollard Royal (about 16 miles W of Salisbury), on the Wilts./Dorset border, SP5 5PT, England MAP
day tickets priced at £37 to £57 dependant on day, weekend tickets sold out
After a slow start to the morning, we pack the tent up and move all of our kit back to the car ready for an evening departure and then head into the main arena. The mud around the big top has dried up a bit and offers little resistance to buggy wheels and feet alike. Our 3 year old has a bit of a nagging cough so we stop at the medical tent to see if they have anything that could ease it for her. After some reassurance and baby medicine, she seems fighting fit and raring to explore again.
The main stage seems as packed as for any headline act, but the turn out was for the wonderfully polished The Ukulele Orchestra Of Great Britain. Their chosen set includes covers of 'Teenage Dirtbag' by Wheatus, 'Anarchy In The UK', 'Pinball Wizard' (in a very tongue in cheek sea shanty style) and 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' by Nirvana. At one point, some big red pants are thrown onto stage. The humour with which they were received typifies their performance, but theyre a bit more than a novelty act.
A Village fete has hastily been set up in one of the high hedged gardens close to the main stages. It's all very tongue in cheek and proceeds are donated to Water Aid. A vicar is playing host and tells us tales of his wife's loft clearout while 'splat the rat' has been renamed to 'smack the pony'. Belly dancing and guitar performances are scheduled through the afternoon. The tombola offers some truly terrible bottles (including malt vinegar and blue bols), while the bric-a-brac stall offers some cherished Rolf Harris singles and a Lady Diana VHS.
Though I've seen Pronghorn a few times in the past, I've promised myself that I won't miss their set today. They don't fail to deliver to their usual high standards of utter bonkersness. Kids are on stage with them playing washboards, kazoos and bongos. The next generation of Pronghorn are thoughtful enough to remind us when to cheer and clap by holding up the appropriate boards at the right time. Mr Potter is hosting Potters Bar on stage. At one point, we, the audience, are divided down the middle into Cossacks and country dancers (I'm in the latter group), and we're challenged to a dance off. Sadly, Mr Potter decides that the Cossacks win and they are rewarded with a tray of shots passed into the eager masses. I feel I should head back to the main stage to see tonight's headliners and it's a tricky decision as they're playing yet another brilliant song about beer.
It's sad to have to leave for us and our weary children. It's been a damp weekend and we've been to one of the most relaxing, and enjoyable festivals, ever. The toilets have been spotless and the only odd thing is the amount of people queuing to add to the mud by washing their boots regularly (there is a pretty posh element to camping around a garden inhabited by peacocks and tropical birds). The atmosphere has not been dampened by the downpours and I'll take with me the fondest of memories from a very intimate festival.
Our children have been able to run around and we have felt confident and comfortable in letting them do so. Part of me would like to tell you that we've had a rubbish time in case the organisers have a notion of expanding the capacity, but that wouldn't be a fair or true reflection. We've loved Larmer Tree 19 and would dearly love to return for Larmer tree 20!
review by: James Tayler
photos by: Andy Pitt
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