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I recently ranked all 18 pyramid headliners I've seen, for fun. Stormzy came top with his very short set with Arcade Fire and Macca with his 3 hour marathon shortly behind. So I'm not especially sure it matters.

My wish list: Chappell Roan self esteem ezra collective Run the jewels sade gaga charli xcx Lola young kneecap barry can't swim holysseus fly hall & oats  

Imagine no guests for The 1975, and possibly one apiece for Olivia Rodrigo and Sam Fender.   Noah Kahan is the logical shout for the latter if present, though personally, I'd love for it to be Mark Knopfler for a romp through Sultans of Swing.

Hypothetically, a hodgepodge supergroup covering the Rush album Moving Pictures, but realistically, Weezer.

Even if those Newcastle gigs aren't insta-sellouts in the event on Friday, they'll clear full sales by the dates with ease - imagine a bump in interest when the arena dates conclude, and when the new record lands in February.   Actually, when I think about it, the new record's arrival would be the perfect time to announce him as a Glastonbury headliner if it is indeed the case.