Worthy Farm to be renamed "Sex Farm" in 2009.

[Tugger2k]

i know theres new material out this year but surely touring/performinging is out of the question.

surely Nigel's far to busy with his haberdashery business

[alakurt]

i know theres new material out this year but surely touring/performinging is out of the question.

surely Nigel's far to busy with his haberdashery business

[sifi]

Actually, I've thought this through. I don't think Glasto could afford them. Not because of their performance fee , which I understand is relatively modest , or even an outragous rider, which requires all of Nigel's guitars to be available to him, but because of the insurance costs associated with spontenous combusting drummers these days, and the flamable nature of the pyramid stage structure.

I suppose you could put them on in the kids field, after the puppet show .....

[alakurt]

I suppose you could put them on in the kids field, after the puppet show .....

[tylerdurden]

hahahaha, i still havnt mastered how to quote, noob i know.

but this thread is hilarious, the puns man, the puns.

if they do play, i'll have a good solid piece of wood in my hand anyway.

[Wooderson]

"SEX FARM WOMAN, DON'T YOU SEE MICHAEL'S SILO RISING HIGH!"

Sorry, but this just HAS to happen.

[Tugger2k]

sorry to put a spanner in the works but i really cant see it happening

i think they will refuse to play

turns out, glasto's amps only go up to 10

[Wooderson]

sorry to put a spanner in the works but i really cant see it happening

i think they will refuse to play

turns out, glasto's amps only go up to 10

[Tugger2k]

Do me a favor. Just kick my ass, okay? Kick this ass for a man, that's all. Kick my ass. Enjoy. Come on. I'm not asking, I'm telling with this. Kick my ass.

Edited February 3, 2009 by Tugger2k

[Wooderson]

if they do play, at least we can look forward to seeing david wear some quality footwear

[Abbathehorse]

OH GOD YES!!!

I can see them going on after Bodger and Badger - "Oh, no! I told them once, I told them a hundred times: put "Spinal Tap" first and "Puppet show" last."

Marty: You play to predominantly, uh predominantly a white audience, you feel your music is racist in any way?

David: No!

Nigel: No, no, of course not....

David: We pro...we say, we say "love your brother", we don't say it, really, but..

Nigel: We don't literally say it.

David: No, we don't say it ...at all.

Nigel: No, we don't literally mean it, but we're not racists.

David: No, we don't believe it either, but...that message should be clear anyway.

Nigel: We're anything but racists.

[strudders]

Well I have seen Bad News and Tenacious D at Reading, Why not Spinal Tap at the granddaddy festival of them all.....

[Tugger2k]

another bonus to them being there is of course that if Nigel and David are there.....................

the temperature is guaranteed to be luke warm

[sifi]

I wonder if they'll rename the jazz stage the "blues-jazz, no jazz-blues" stage, in honour of the Isle of Lucy festival?

[Wooderson]

I wonder if they'll rename the jazz stage the "blues-jazz, no jazz-blues" stage, in honour of the Isle of Lucy festival?

[TomOfTheFace]

They plan to do an English festival. I spoke to Shearer last week after he came to speak at the Oxford Union. He mentioned that he knows someone who organises Big Chill. I told him Glasto was the one to play but he basically said they'll take what they can get because they really want to play in the UK again. So maybe not Glasto, but hopefully somewhere!

[Tugger2k]

They plan to do an English festival. I spoke to Shearer last week after he came to speak at the Oxford Union. He mentioned that he knows someone who organises Big Chill. I told him Glasto was the one to play but he basically said they'll take what they can get because they really want to play in the UK again. So maybe not Glasto, but hopefully somewhere!

[Wooderson]

ATTENTION GFL PEEPS!

Please pick up the phone and try to get The Tap to play your festival.

• 25th anniversary of the film this year.

• Clear willingness on the band's behalf to play the UK this summer.

• "Sex Farm" / "Stonehenge" would be the most appropriate encore in the festival's history. Even though the band do not do encores they might make an exception in your/our case.

• Tom Jones?? Enough already. These boys are perfect for Sunday lunchtime.

Don't be silly, now. Make this bloody thing happen today.

[Mardy]

ATTENTION GFL PEEPS!

Please pick up the phone and try to get The Tap to play your festival.

• 25th anniversary of the film this year.

• Clear willingness on the band's behalf to play the UK this summer.

• "Sex Farm" / "Stonehenge" would be the most appropriate encore in the festival's history. Even though the band do not do encores they might make an exception in your/our case.

• Tom Jones?? Enough already. These boys are perfect for Sunday lunchtime.

Don't be silly, now. Make this bloody thing happen today.

[kohoutec]

ITV4 now

[Wooderson]

ATTENTION GFL PEEPS!

Please pick up the phone and try to get The Tap to play your festival.

• 25th anniversary of the film this year.

• Clear willingness on the band's behalf to play the UK this summer.

• "Sex Farm" / "Stonehenge" would be the most appropriate encore in the festival's history. Even though the band do not do encores they might make an exception in your/our case.

• Tom Jones?? Enough already. These boys are perfect for Sunday lunchtime.

Don't be silly, now. Make this bloody thing happen today.

[Tugger2k]

It would be dream-street if this came to be.

[windy_miller]

"Lick My Love Pump" is the best song title ever

And this is one of the best lyrics ever...

"Big bottoms! Big bottoms! Talk about bum-cakes, my girl's got 'em!"

[Wooderson]

"Lick My Love Pump" is the best song title ever

And this is one of the best lyrics ever...

"Big bottoms! Big bottoms! Talk about bum-cakes, my girl's got 'em!"

[The Klumpster]

Gotta add my name to the 'get Tap at all costs' list, although as I said in another thread we may have to make do with Anvil, who are there third cousins removed (apparently)

THE WIDER THE WAISTBAND, THE DEEPER THE QUICKSAND, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!!!!