Any generous ladies?

[Neeeeeedles]

Im coming to glastonbury as part of a group of 18 year old lads, let me cut to the chase.

Im coming in a group of 3, my 2 mates are (in my mind) in need of a nice lady to show them a thing or two around the sleeping bag if you catch my drift

would be much appreciated, i think i would come back a hero if i manage to get them 2 laid.

[mr_bizarre]

So you're looking for a couple of whores yes? Have you tried Soho? Or maybe f u c k festival 2009 is going ahead this year? http://www.f**kfestival.com/

Edited February 5, 2009 by mr_bizarre

[popcornmaster]

I don't know whether to laugh or cry

LOL

[Neeeeeedles]

please please

laugh that i have had to come to these lengths

also cry i had to come to these lengths

[Messy]

I refuse to believe that this is not a piss take.

[Neeeeeedles]

believe what you will messy

If your not a part of the solution

You a part of the problem im afraid

[pineapple-tea]

please please

laugh that i have had to come to these lengths

also cry i had to come to these lengths

[strudders]

So you're looking for a couple of whores yes? Have you tried Soho? Or maybe f u c k festival 2009 is going ahead this year? http://www.f**kfestival.com/

[JonboyT05]

jesus christ!

[Neeeeeedles]

I'd rather laugh that your mates need help to get laid.

[strudders]

Im coming to glastonbury as part of a group of 18 year old lads, let me cut to the chase.

Im coming in a group of 3, my 2 mates are (in my mind) in need of a nice lady to show them a thing or two around the sleeping bag if you catch my drift

would be much appreciated, i think i would come back a hero if i manage to get them 2 laid.

[Neeeeeedles]

Oh dear.

First off what ever happened to romance and wooing....

Second are you a Pimp?

Third, if you do manage it better make sure its all done and dusted (so to speak) by the Wednesday night.....

[mr_bizarre]

no no you got me all wrong sonny jim m'lad.

im more of a male modern day cilla black

[strudders]

no no you got me all wrong sonny jim m'lad.

im more of a male modern day cilla black

[Neeeeeedles]

Cheers for calling me a lad!

just mark my words on number three though! and don't say I did not warn you!

[srvman]

this is possibly my favourite thread of all time.....

[GINGERWILDCAT]

Neeeedless,are you sure you're 18 and not 14?

[Neeeeeedles]

Neeeedless,are you sure you're 18 and not 14?

[pezzypops]

He's looking for a lora lora pussy!

[Tegan]

This just makes me wonder why do your friends need you to whore them out on a message board instead of just getting themselves laid?

Actually forget I asked I don't think I want to know!

[tylerdurden]

hilarity.

i did think something like this the other day though,

is there alot of sex at glastonbury? 60's, free love and all that,

just a thought, justttt a thought

[Neeeeeedles]

This just makes me wonder why do your friends need you to whore them out on a message board instead of just getting themselves laid?

Actually forget I asked I don't think I want to know!

[popcornmaster]

*Cough* Cough*

I'm sure the ladies would love to see a picture of these gentlemen

(They may love you if it works, but my god will they hate you if it doesn't and they're just the subject of a rather ravenous thread)

Edited February 5, 2009 by popcornmaster

[nick17]

This is brilliant!!! i now feel compelled to get behind these lads!

(i fear i've said to much?)

[Messy]

See, this may have worked if you'd done something along the lines of:

making a thread asking if there were any 18ish year olds going to glastonbury(regardless of gender)

getting your mates to sign up here

your mates getting to know some of the females that replied to your thread

getting their msn/phone number

meeting up at glastonbury and seeing where it goes

Edited February 5, 2009 by Messy