Any generous ladies?

[Josie's Cat]

Well no wonder Sam is shy - he's got an extra head growing from his shoulder! Poor chap.

How about Dave though, what's his problem? Too cool I think, too cool to shag, that's his issue!

[Neeeeeedles]

Well no wonder Sam is shy - he's got an extra head growing from his shoulder! Poor chap.

How about Dave though, what's his problem? Too cool I think, too cool to shag, that's his issue!

[RexKramer]

you cant tell me that no slags use efestivals.

i might set them up with a sandwich board and place them outside the ladies toilets.

[fullfathom5]

Hahahaaaa! I've just spat my glass of wine out over my keyboard after reading this.

[strudders]

you cant tell me that no slags use efestivals.

i might set them up with a sandwich board and place them outside the ladies toilets.

[elias]

And your mates will be so pleased when efestival forum posters recognise them at Glastonbury.

'So you're the saddo that can't get a shag'.

Kev

[Ashaz42]

I'm Speechless. This might be the best thread on the internet ever.

[Chocscoffer]

you cant tell me that no slags use efestivals.

[Neeeeeedles]

So, let me get this straight you think by calling the women that use efests slags will have them lining up. That will work won't it dickhead.

Am I the only one who is thinking maybe he wants a lady for himself, that whole virginity thing must be really pissing him off!

And this is why I am warming to you all the time

[Chocscoffer]

You're the one that's made an abusive comment. You have joined here today with the sole intention of hooking your mates up. So no, i don't think I will chill out.

This is a site to talk about festivals not, a hook up site for you and your sad mates.

[Neeeeeedles]

no wait, i went on 'chat' because the other options such as 'questions?' was for serious questions. not this

and 'lift share' obviously not relevant

everyone was enjoying the banter untill you dampened the mood really.

is this not chat about the festival?

it has sparked up many conversations and feelings.

so please my friend leave the thread if it offends you so much.

[Chocscoffer]

Oh dear me! I shan't be leaving this thread 'friend' .

You haven't contributed anything to this site actually, you have been a member on here for a matter of hours and you are wanting to set your mates up with a couple of 'slags' off efests.

Why don't you and your mates get a life and then you wouldn't need to put their photos on a public forum offereing them up for sex. I'm sure your mates appreciate you humiliating them this way I'm sure

[Neeeeeedles]

well i contributed this thread which was doing quite well untill you came in for the cockblock.

but anyway

cheers for the input.

[Limpet]

I am so loving this.... I have tears rolling down my cheeks

[stace666]

This is amazing! I havent looked at this forum for ages sooo glad I didnt join the boyfriend in the pub now!

[18Alex18]

well i contributed this thread which was doing quite well untill you came in for the cockblock.

but anyway

cheers for the input.

[Limpet]

This is amazing! I havent looked at this forum for ages sooo glad I didnt join the boyfriend in the pub now!

[Neeeeeedles]

woah there.

theres no rape involved.

just gentle persuasion

[RexKramer]

Is anyone else left wishing that we had a "cockblock" feature for times when people like this guy tried to register?

[chilli78]

just gentle persuasion

[popcornmaster]

chocscoffer:

I agree with you that he hasnt been the most polite "slags" et al but to say he hasnt contributed anything of worth to the forum is a lie...

We've all been plenty entertained by his 'Predicament' at his and his friends expense

[Limpet]

chocscoffer:

I agree with you that he hasnt been the most polite "slags" et al but to say he hasnt contributed anything of worth to the forum is a lie...

We've all been plenty entertained by his 'Predicament' at his and his friends expense

[stoneroses19]

Thank you for this thread, last 5 minutes has just really cheered me up.

well i contributed this thread which was doing quite well untill you came in for the cockblock.

[.jay.]

Haha Brill!

So why do I think I know that first guy? Where you guys from????

[Neeeeeedles]

well im glad i have cheered everyone up this eve.

it started off as a genuine concern

but from the responses i cant see we are getting anywhere

excuse me, rohypnol is the stuff of genious

couldnt be an easier way to get the girl you have always wanted