Any generous ladies?

[Limpet]

I love the thread title - any generous ladies?

So generous that they will sleep with someone just cos there mate says they are desperate. You're not really selling it very well are you?

[Sam Crawley]

The only way to move this thread forward is photos, then the ladies can make their choice! Come on Neeedles, photographic money where your mouth is!

[pehaw]

well im glad i have cheered everyone up this eve.

it started off as a genuine concern

but from the responses i cant see we are getting anywhere

excuse me, rohypnol is the stuff of genious

couldnt be an easier way to get the girl you have always wanted

[MikeyB37]

you should have replaced the *s with the right letters.

is it sad that i did that?

edit: you actually get porn if you do that, if you're offended by that kinda shenanigans, don't do it.

[Neeeeeedles]

of course this is all a laugh for me as well

i didnt really think i would get this far

Sam Crawley there are some photos for the ladies to discuss, 2nd page im thinking.

You will share the same state of shock as me that no one has offered their service.

and i didnt hire anybody .jay. me and that person had a discussion and she had never come to my town however did enquire if she would still give sam a go, was taken so that one was written off.

impossible.

[nannytheresa]

I can't believe this thread...... I thought I had gone onto the Reading site by mistake!!!

[Neeeeeedles]

damm nanny theresa i cant handle your wit

theres no age limit on this, so if your are a genuine Nan

they will learn to accomodate.

[nannytheresa]

I seriously doubt either you or your friends would be able to keep up with

the sort of woman you are looking for or me for that matter and I am 80!!! lol

[kinglewi]

best thread in months!

[tylerdurden]

man, you did use the wrong term entirely when you said "slags", and you've blown any little chance you still had with that. however, i'm totally on your side, this is exactly the sort of thing i'd do maybe through myspace bulletins though, so its not TOTAL strangers

chocscoffer wheres your sense of humour, if he'd have come up to your face and said love, you look like a slag, do you mind jumpin on my mate?

then fair enough. be offended. quite irrational otherwise in my opinion.

neeeeeeeeedles your a good guy mate, i hope you score, best thing to do, you and your mates get bevvied and just get chatting to a big group of young girls, none of the date rape drugs PLEASE, i dont wanna be incriminated in any way, this thread would probably be evidence

its all a laugh though, in a literal way, just wish people on this forum would stop being so serious.

oh, and, dont say slags again or you'll eff it up more.

[Chocscoffer]

There is absolutely nothing wrong with my sense of humour but for this person to come here asking for slags and then boasting about how Rohypnol is the stuff of genius he deserves all the abuse he gets. The boy is a f**king idiot.

[MikeyB37]

man, you did use the wrong term entirely when you said "slags", and you've blown any little chance you still had with that. however, i'm totally on your side, this is exactly the sort of thing i'd do maybe through myspace bulletins though, so its not TOTAL strangers

chocscoffer wheres your sense of humour, if he'd have come up to your face and said love, you look like a slag, do you mind jumpin on my mate?

then fair enough. be offended. quite irrational otherwise in my opinion.

neeeeeeeeedles your a good guy mate, i hope you score, best thing to do, you and your mates get bevvied and just get chatting to a big group of young girls, none of the date rape drugs PLEASE, i dont wanna be incriminated in any way, this thread would probably be evidence

its all a laugh though, in a literal way, just wish people on this forum would stop being so serious.

oh, and, dont say slags again or you'll eff it up more.

[kinglewi]

man, you did use the wrong term entirely when you said "slags", and you've blown any little chance you still had with that. however, i'm totally on your side, this is exactly the sort of thing i'd do maybe through myspace bulletins though, so its not TOTAL strangers

chocscoffer wheres your sense of humour, if he'd have come up to your face and said love, you look like a slag, do you mind jumpin on my mate?

then fair enough. be offended. quite irrational otherwise in my opinion.

neeeeeeeeedles your a good guy mate, i hope you score, best thing to do, you and your mates get bevvied and just get chatting to a big group of young girls, none of the date rape drugs PLEASE, i dont wanna be incriminated in any way, this thread would probably be evidence

its all a laugh though, in a literal way, just wish people on this forum would stop being so serious.

oh, and, dont say slags again or you'll eff it up more.

[Chimps in Balaclavas]

man, you did use the wrong term entirely when you said "slags", and you've blown any little chance you still had with that. however, i'm totally on your side, this is exactly the sort of thing i'd do maybe through myspace bulletins though, so its not TOTAL strangers

chocscoffer wheres your sense of humour, if he'd have come up to your face and said love, you look like a slag, do you mind jumpin on my mate?

then fair enough. be offended. quite irrational otherwise in my opinion.

neeeeeeeeedles your a good guy mate, i hope you score, best thing to do, you and your mates get bevvied and just get chatting to a big group of young girls, none of the date rape drugs PLEASE, i dont wanna be incriminated in any way, this thread would probably be evidence

its all a laugh though, in a literal way, just wish people on this forum would stop being so serious.

oh, and, dont say slags again or you'll eff it up more.

[Sam.]

Spoken like a true Scouser lol

[Boris]

I suspect Neeeedles is just having a laugh trolling this forum. Whilst he is being deliberately provocative, in the manner of a good troll, he is not seemingly nasty either. I wouldn't take him at all seriously folks!

[xxtinkerbellxx]

Mate honestly check out the V Festival Forum, Staffs, then click the don't come a knocking the tent be a rockin thread. Girl there, Beksimo, I reckon she's easily persuaded.

[elias]

Oh go on then, I'll give 'em a go.

Just warn them that there might be something a little different about me as I'm a laydeee and I like laydeee's things. Tell them to look out for the person wearing a large flowery dress and sporting a beard.

Kev

Edited February 6, 2009 by elias

[Glazieyes]

Is it wrong that i was kinda disappointed when i clicked on that link and got 'page load error'?

[elfimaju]

Now I know why the internet was invented....

[DaveMac]

Oh go on then, I'll give 'em a go.

Just warn them that there might be something a little different about me as I'm a laydeee and I like laydeee's things. Tell them to look out for the person wearing a large flowery dress and sporting a beard.

Kev

[BlackHole2006]

I have a really brilliant idea for you mate.

Go on to this website and buy some laxatives:

Constipation Gone Forever

Then go on this website and buy this for your lady friend:

Sheewee

Then go up to the lady friend of your choice. Ask her if she needs either of these things

and they'll say yes! Give them either of the things you brought then you'll be well in for a chance of sleepingbag shenanigans!

Cheers,

BlackHole2006

Edited February 6, 2009 by BlackHole2006

[Josie's Cat]

A proper Laydeee!!!

[Budweiser]

Im coming to glastonbury as part of a group of 18 year old lads, let me cut to the chase.

Im coming in a group of 3, my 2 mates are (in my mind) in need of a nice lady to show them a thing or two around the sleeping bag if you catch my drift

would be much appreciated, i think i would come back a hero if i manage to get them 2 laid.

Edited February 6, 2009 by Budweiser

[alibear]

this is possibly my favourite thread of all time.....