Any generous ladies?

[davidd]

my first thought on reading this bilge was, f**k me . an entirely wrong thought on so many levels given his ( mates ? ) desperation .

[marktea]

Some funny stuff here but his 'slags' comment and most definitely the rohypnol reference go way too far. Every time the comments flag a bit he rachets things up with a slightly more outrageous comment, so definitely a wind up. For what its worth I think the rohypnol comments should come out. It's just not a joking matter.

[elias]

A proper Laydeee!!!

[luus]

Rite only read the first 3 pages so dont know if this has been suggested.

Think we need 1000 T shirts printed with the photos on and a slogen

something like "HELP A BROTHER GET LAID"

not been on here for months glad i looked ths has made me laugh so much!

Edited February 6, 2009 by luus

[Katster]

This thread is brilliant

Well here are these gems for you to consider ladies

Sam

Dave

enjoy

[elfimaju]

Rite only read the first 3 pages so dont know if this has been suggested.

Think we need 1000 T shirts printed with the photos on and a slogen

something like "HELP A BROTHER GET LAID"

not been on here for months glad i looked ths has made me laugh so much!

[Neeeeeedles]

yes im loving the t-shirt ideas

give me a site where i can get these t shirts done and im there.

you believe my 2 friends wont have a problem

is that because your willing and able Katster

[fraz]

There is absolutely nothing wrong with my sense of humour but for this person to come here asking for slags and then boasting about how Rohypnol is the stuff of genius he deserves all the abuse he gets. The boy is a f**king idiot.

[Neeeeeedles]

I am i complete agreement withyou. Up until the Rohypnnol part this seemed funny that comment has made my blood boil

[Josie's Cat]

Lol Kev!! (elias) - you should give up the cigarettes, they'll put years on you know!

[Katster]

you believe my 2 friends wont have a problem

is that because your willing and able Katster

[marktea]

take a joke,

no matter how edgy it is.

[Sam.]

take a joke,

no matter how edgy it is.

[krisskross]

I'm with u pal. I think these are the same people offended by Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross.

Boringgggggg people.

And I'd like to point out Needles wasn't the first person to suggest the use of Rohypnol.

[Chimps in Balaclavas]

Mate honestly check out the V Festival Forum, Staffs, then click the don't come a knocking the tent be a rockin thread. Girl there, Beksimo, I reckon she's easily persuaded.

Edited February 6, 2009 by DAVA

[saxybird]

Is anyone else left wishing that we had a "cockblock" feature for times when people like this guy tried to register?

[chilli78]

I'm with u pal. I think these are the same people offended by Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross.

Boringgggggg people.

And I'd like to point out Needles wasn't the first person to suggest the use of Rohypnol.

[pedmills]

It's just a half-joking lighthearted thread which made a few people chuckle, its such a shame that people can be so sensitive about little things. I'm pretty sure he never meant to cause any offence. People insult each other on this forum all the time and some would say that calling him a shite etc is worse than what he did.

[.jay.]

man this thread is just so damn"edgy" i don't know if i can handle it, it's pure comedic genius at it's most cutting edge, he said slags, alluded to date rape and EVERYTHING!!!

*faints*

[chilli78]

It's just a half-joking lighthearted thread which made a few people chuckle, its such a shame that people can be so sensitive about little things. I'm pretty sure he never meant to cause any offence. People insult each other on this forum all the time and some would say that calling him a shite etc is worse than what he did.

[pedmills]

Oh yes, definitely but the correct thing to do when someone is offended is apologise. Not say 'take a joke'.

[Joshuwarr]

Wow, I bet your friends hate you. You sound like Cook from Skins, the type who'd drag his friend into a brothel and pressure them into going with a woman.

Concentrate on yourself, yeah?

EDIT: Haven't read much of this thread so if it was a joke then its not funny

Edited February 6, 2009 by Joshuwarr

[BlackHole2006]

Sam

Dave

[BobbyG]

If this isn't a piss-take, then you are three monumentally sad blokes.

[Josie's Cat]

"the correct thing to do if someone is offended is apologise"

Well, not necessarily. If I say I don't believe in God for example, and that offends someone who DOES believe, should I apologise?

Or that I think keeping birds in cages is wrong, and this offends someone with loads of birds all held captive in teeny cages - should I apologise?

Sometimes you have to stand up for your principles, not mindlessly apologise if someone takes offence. Otherwise where does it end?

I think most comments were intended to be lighthearted and jokey. I doubt anyone will actually get date raped as a result of this thread.