Any generous ladies?

[Boris]

No you are right.......

Red or white?

[Sam.]

I'm still with Neeeeedles.

Went to a party tonight, and at some point me and my friends talked about licking a dogs arse, fingering the hosts Mum, licking her underage age daughters nipple, and all other stupid things.

In FRONT of another girl. Now she had the f**king sense to see that not only am I not gonna lick a dogs arsehole, nor am I gonna finger the hosts Mum or her youngest daughter. Or any other sort of weird shit. And she was easily able to find the funny side. Now either she's an incredible girl that I manna marry, or she's just not a reader of this forum.

It's called being a f**king kid. Get a shitting grip if you think the author Neeeedles is gonna go to Glasto with a syringe full of Rohypnol and a bloody needle stuck in the end, ready to pounce on the nearest two virgins he sees, all for his mates benefits.

[Neeeeeedles]

I'm still with Neeeeedles.

Went to a party tonight, and at some point me and my friends talked about licking a dogs arse, fingering the hosts Mum, licking her underage age daughters nipple, and all other stupid things.

In FRONT of another girl. Now she had the f**king sense to see that not only am I not gonna lick a dogs arsehole, nor am I gonna finger the hosts Mum or her youngest daughter. Or any other sort of weird shit. And she was easily able to find the funny side. Now either she's an incredible girl that I manna marry, or she's just not a reader of this forum.

It's called being a f**king kid. Get a shitting grip if you think the author Neeeedles is gonna go to Glasto with a syringe full of Rohypnol and a bloody needle stuck in the end, ready to pounce on the nearest two virgins he sees, all for his mates benefits.

[strudders]

I'm still with Neeeeedles.

Went to a party tonight, and at some point me and my friends talked about licking a dogs arse, fingering the hosts Mum, licking her underage age daughters nipple, and all other stupid things.

In FRONT of another girl. Now she had the f**king sense to see that not only am I not gonna lick a dogs arsehole, nor am I gonna finger the hosts Mum or her youngest daughter. Or any other sort of weird shit. And she was easily able to find the funny side. Now either she's an incredible girl that I manna marry, or she's just not a reader of this forum.

It's called being a f**king kid. Get a shitting grip if you think the author Neeeedles is gonna go to Glasto with a syringe full of Rohypnol and a bloody needle stuck in the end, ready to pounce on the nearest two virgins he sees, all for his mates benefits.

[Sam.]

What I have to become a sensitive-to-silly-jokes, miserable effer to go to Glastonbury, or to post on a Glastonbury forum?

[Neeeeeedles]

You said it.

Welcome to the word of Adults......

[strudders]

What I have to become a sensitive-to-silly-jokes, miserable effer to go to Glastonbury, or to post on a Glastonbury forum?

[Neeeeeedles]

Unless it was that type of party where fingering the hosts mum would not be out of place....

[Sam.]

They may have them parties, unfortunately this was not one of them!

[Katster]

Some old folk in the world really need to remember that they were young once.

[Neeeeeedles]

Some old folk in the world really need to remember that they were young once.

[Goblinz]

I suspect Neeeedles is just having a laugh trolling this forum. Whilst he is being deliberately provocative, in the manner of a good troll, he is not seemingly nasty either. I wouldn't take him at all seriously folks!

[Harrow Strongbow Ciderman!]

What a coincidence, I just happen to be going to Glastonbury with two generous lady friends (i.e. slags) who would love nothing more than getting away from the tedium of the festival for a night of awkward fumbling with an 18 year old virgin.

I was just thinking to myself "How will I ever help these slags to find suitable virgins?" when I stumbled on this thread! Problem solved!! How useful is the internet??!!

[Neeeeeedles]

I decided to have a little look at this thread to bring back a few hilarious memories.

If anyone is interested Dave managed to get laid on holiday whilst in Zante in the late of summer 2009.

How Sam is still in need of help...

im joking, im joking.

[guinevere]

hilarity.

i did think something like this the other day though,

is there alot of sex at glastonbury? 60's, free love and all that,

just a thought, justttt a thought

[Nickyboy]

This is the best thread I've read in ages - well done all. Been laughing, shocked, stunned and dumbfounded all in go.......brilliant!!

[Red_Eye_Jedi]

Haha! Of all the threads to resurrect!!

[krisskross]

Haha! Of all the threads to resurrect!!

[whotookthegoodname]

you guys live in swindon and you cant get laid? maybe your just buying the wrong type of alocopop, i remember swindon being quite generous in my ventures over from brizzle

[Ashaz42]

Oh my. I missed this thread.

[Langdale Wolf]

Oh my. I missed this thread.

[jamseyboy]

Excellent tale of hopeful lust in the fine traditions of the great English writers.

" Methinks my sweet friends doust desire a rumpty hump when we visit the graet poet festival of London town" Shakespeare 1582.

[JaguarSkills]

Totally agree! This is fantastic and it is good harmless fun. I'm actually rooting for you guys. Not quite sure you're gonna have any luck with the efest ladies after this thread though. Talk about just going for the Jaguar!!. You should try just chatting friendly to a girl first, instead of putting it on a plate like that. But hey what do I know?

[Billy09]

What approach eventually got your limited success?

From a personal point of view I'm too long in the tooth, and the internet hadn't been invented when I was courting, but which website did you beg on?

[Guest musiclove123]

I would say after spedning a few days sweating, smelling and generally being pretty disgusting down below I wouldnt recommend sex at a festival. Unless you really dont care how you smell and you know the person well e.g it's your partner. Even then its pretty grim!