To all of those who had it on good authority

[Funkfarley]

You guys 'crack' me up! I thought I was gonna die laughing!

Langdale Wolf - you are a comedy genius. Seriously.

[adjwholovesmusic]

How about the Scheisse Briefs. (A play on the german word for Shit which rhymes with kaiser Chiefs).

Or how about Kacksabian.

adjwholovesmusic

[Langdale Wolf]

Can we call these boards wee-festivals?

[gemstarrr]

lol i didn't even notice cockplay til someone pointed it out.

they really are that bad my mind obviously didn't think anything of it!

[bluebird_john]

what about Shitknot?

[Langdale Wolf]

what about Shitknot?

[Marathon_Man]

Can't believe James C*nt hasn't been mentioned yet.

No more apt a name! (apart from maybe Razorshite)

Edited March 10, 2009 by Marathon_Man

[titch juicy]

glasvegas = gashfakers

[Ed209]

I like that.

I have yet to find a way to add my favourite swear words - clunge and expunged gooch (copyright of worm) into a band name.

If anyone can, you've earned my respect.

[ampersand]

what about Shitknot?

[ralph250]

splurge overfill

(urge overkill)

...too far

[Alcatraz]

too far!

anyone get minge into a band?

and thanks for the [spunge] mention. was trying to think of their name a while ago. kicking pigeons in the park! they were a bit shite eh?

[Abbathehorse]

Why has nobody yet mentioned the Shite Stripes? (It's a subtle one I know. If you need it explaining please let me know )

anyone get minge into a band?

Edited March 10, 2009 by Abbathehorse

[Ed209]

Why has nobody yet mentioned the Shite Stripes? (It's a subtle one I know. If you need it explaining please let me know )

The Minge Tings?... I'll get me coat...

Edited March 10, 2009 by Ed209

[ampersand]

I know 5 people who are seeing them tonight

[krisskross]

Im not good enough to make these up, but i'll share.

Quims of the stone age

The Khazi Chiefs

Willy Allen

and the classic pyramid opener - kate gash

[Langdale Wolf]

Why has nobody yet mentioned the Shite Stripes? (It's a subtle one I know. If you need it explaining please let me know )

The Minge Tings?... I'll get me coat...

[Langdale Wolf]

Im not good enough to make these up, but i'll share.

Quims of the stone age

[ampersand]

I can't stand the White Stripes, and have actually (in my humourous way) called them the Shite Wipes before.

The Minge Tings is great.

Now, let's offer some 'constructive criticism' to the original hilarious name of this thread - 'Cock'play. Please can I point out why this is totally crap?

1. The word 'Cock' does not rhyme with 'Cold'

2. The word 'Cock', whilst mildy entertaining, really doesn't beat 'Purple Veined Custard Chucker', or 'Blue Veined Porridge Gun', though I feel fitting such long terms for the penis could be 'in vein' (god, I'm on form today)

3. A cock is also a male chicken. And next door have got one which keeps crowing at stupid o'clock in the morning, keeping me awake. A humourous line for point 3? I keep being woken up by a cock at the crack of dawn.

Although it must be noted that 'Cock' contains the same amount of letters as 'Cold', it's merely an adequate replacement.

That is why 'Cock'play is pretty rubbish really, and not in the same league as The Minge Tings which is cleverer. Also - rather bizarrely, I am a fan of Coldplay's music, but not the Ting Tings, so I approve of Abbathehorse's excellent suggestion. Minge should be used by everyone at least once a day. And I've done it AGAIN with play on words. Phnar, phnar.

Be careful how you use cocks (there's another). A good use of the word?

Cockwomble. You all know how much I love that word.

A bad use?

Cockplay. I hope I have demonstrated why.

[Langdale Wolf]

and what is a quim?

[sifi]

2. The word 'Cock', whilst mildy entertaining, really doesn't beat 'Purple Veined Custard Chucker', or 'Blue Veined Porridge Gun', though I feel fitting such long terms for the penis could be 'in vein' (god, I'm on form today)

[popcornmaster]

i hope this kid does not have dickslexia

throw my 2 cents in

Blurt (oh ye how old skool)

[The Nal]

You don't know? Well I can't say I'm totally shocked.

It's the same as an 'axewound' or a 'vertical bacon sandwich'.

[toooldtoknowbetter]

Nelly Faturdo?

[Langdale Wolf]

Or a Dragons nostril.