Festival poo

[Late]

I think there is a certain smell to your poo at festivals, my question is what do you have to eat/drink/take to recreate that smell in the comfort of your own home?

I am certain Cider is part of it?

[Mr Ploppy]

ha ha ha - good question.

But since my poo dont stink - I cant answer that.

Actually - that would be a lie, it does stink... ever smelt Lenor?

[sjhande]

How long before Ploppy brings up Special K again????

Always keep in mind the look on the guys faces who have to clean out the loos each morning - whatever they get paid it isnt enough.

If they'd made the Guantanemo inmates clean the Glastonbury loos they'd have shopped Bin Laden years back

[Mr Ploppy]

What is that Placebo song I am thinking of... Pure Morning? No.

The Bitter End? No.

Oh thats it - SPECIAL K

[Funkfarley]

I think there is a certain smell to your poo at festivals,

[Chocscoffer]

I think there is a certain smell to your poo at festivals, my question is what do you have to eat/drink/take to recreate that smell in the comfort of your own home?

I am certain Cider is part of it?

[harper11]

who is trying to smell anything in a long drop or portaloo

let alone their own shit

[reni]

What the f******************

[Mr Ploppy]

What the f******************

[reni]

I am trying to figure out what word starts with the letter 'f' and has all those letters after it?

Only one I could think of was flamborinchapostais, but dont ask me what it means 'cause I just made it up.

MrPloppy

[Mr Ploppy]

My apologies-overuse of the * symbol....It's a habit of mine.

I meant f***

[reni]

I love that reni - apologies for spelling a swear word wrong.

Cool. lol

[strudders]

You could try on of these..........

Clicky Clicky

[Funkfarley]

You could try on of these..........

Clicky Clicky

[ministe2003]

You could try on of these..........

Clicky Clicky

[young561952]

£15 for a cardboard box? marketing genius.

I'd give anything to see this on Dragon's Den

[ralph250]

at glasto 2007, my mate had gone to prague for a stag weekend a couple days before, & stupidly drank the water, resulting in gastroenteritus

....he must of gone about, without exageration, 30-40 times over the weekend. poor bugger

[Ed209]

I'm pretty sure that distinctive glasto poo smell, or the smell of poo after any prolonged mashup, is a combination of dehydration and beer/cider.

Everyone knows that drinking alcohol dehydrates you, this means all the water is drawn out of your system in the form of piss and sweat. This leaves behind in your faeces all the sugars that exist in the copious beer and cider that you've been drinking. These go on to ferment a little bit more in our gut as you get bunged up with all the stoge you eat, giving you these these sticky, sweet smelling, extremely pungent poos.

Its simple science ladies and gents.

[Funkfarley]

I'm pretty sure that distinctive glasto poo smell, or the smell of poo after any prolonged mashup, is a combination of dehydration and beer/cider.

Everyone knows that drinking alcohol dehydrates you, this means all the water is drawn out of your system in the form of piss and sweat. This leaves behind in your faeces all the sugars that exist in the copious beer and cider that you've been drinking. These go on to ferment a little bit more in our gut as you get bunged up with all the stoge you eat, giving you these these sticky, sweet smelling, extremely pungent poos.

Its simple science ladies and gents.

[llcoolphil]

I am trying to figure out what word starts with the letter 'f' and has all those letters after it?

Only one I could think of was flamborinchapostais, but dont ask me what it means 'cause I just made it up.

MrPloppy

[Tim2006]

You could try on of these..........

Clicky Clicky

[Funkfarley]

That's a worrying level of understanding

[sjhopewell]

I think this might be the funniest thread I've ever seen on these forums - keep up the good work!

[glastonburynoodles]

Like I said, He scares me and the only explanation is that he is a POO MONSTER!!

[Funkfarley]

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