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There's an old Australian stockman, lying, dying,

and he gets himself up on one elbow,

and he turns to his mates,

who are gathered 'round him and he says:

Watch me wallabys feed mate.

Watch me wallabys feed.

They're a dangerous breed mate.

So watch me wallabys feed.

All together now!

Tie me kangaroo down sport,

tie me kangaroo down.

Tie me kangaroo down sport,

tie me kangaroo down.

Keep me cockatoo cool, Curl,

keep me cockatoo cool.

Don't go acting the fool, Curl,

just keep me cockatoo cool.

All together now!

Tie me kangaroo down sport,

tie me kangaroo down.

Tie me kangaroo down sport,

tie me kangaroo down.

Take me koala back, Jack,

take me koala back.

He lives somewhere out on the track, Mac,

so take me koala back.

All together now!

Tie me kangaroo down sport,

tie me kangaroo down.

Tie me kangaroo down sport,

tie me kangaroo down.

Mind me platypus duck, Bill,

mind me platypus duck.

Don't let him go running amok, Bill,

mind me platypus duck.

All together now!

Tie me kangaroo down sport,

tie me kangaroo down.

Tie me kangaroo down sport,

tie me kangaroo down.

Play your digeridoo, Blue,

play your digeridoo.

Keep playing 'til I shoot thro' Blue,

play your digerydoo.

All together now!

Tie me kangaroo down sport,

tie me kangaroo down.

Tie me kangaroo down sport,

tie me kangaroo down.

Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred,

tan me hide when I'm dead.

So we tanned his hide when he died Clyde,

(Spoken) And that's it hanging on the shed.

ALL TOGETHER NOW!

Tie me kangaroo down sport,

tie me kangaroo down.

Tie me kangaroo down sport,

tie me kangaroo down.

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It probably doesn't mean anything, they probably 'believe so' because they have the same information we do. I don't think that changes anything.

Somewhere it said Rolf Harris thought he was playing the Jazzworld. The Jazzworld is supposed to book its acts later than others, so there shouldn't be any worry if Rolf said a while back he hadn't been booked, because he probably has now.

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Here's the e-mail I got back;

Dear Paul,

We are unable to say at the moment – the official Glastonbury line up will be announced on May 17th. It may be worth giving the Glastonbury office a call. We hope Rolf will be performing.

Kind regards

Sue

fans@rolfharris.com

This sounds promising, how come they know when the line-up is released before everyone else?

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Now if the blood-sucking BBC can book Rolf - surely Glasto can seal the deal.

WE WANT ROLF!

Rolf Harris to guest on 'Have I Got News'

Thursday, April 23 2009, 18:56 BST

By Dan French

Rolf Harris to guest on 'Have I Got News'

Rex Features

Rolf Harris has signed up to host Have I Got News For You.

He will join regular team captains Ian Hislop and Paul Merton on the fourth episode of the series, which airs on May 15 on BBC One.

Frank Skinner, Damian Lewis and Jack Dee are also confirmed as guest hosts for the show's 37th run.

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