Green Police

[cornholio]

Will the Green Police be patrolling this year?

It's one of the best ideas in years but in my view has not been 'enforced' as strictly as it should. Scumbags that pee everywhere (particularly around the edges of the Pyramid stage area) should be exposed as the disgusting individuals that they are

What does everyone else think? Is the green dye a great deterrent to anyone?

[darrenbha]

they will; definitely be patrolling and will hopefuly be sending a team to the efests glasto world cup

[Icewulf]

Sorry to sound really naiive but how does the green dye work exactly?

I've never seen it in action...

[ThomThomDrum]

Sorry to sound really naiive but how does the green dye work exactly?

I've never seen it in action...

[cornholio]

The idea with the green dye is just to expose the culprits who have been pissing everywhere. I assume it washes off fairly easily; I've never come into contact with it myself although I have seen it used.

I just like the idea of showing these disgusting idiots for who they are.

[xlauriex]

The green police are amazing!

The look of horror on the people's faces as a small army of green police run towards them blowing their whistles is priceless.

One of the first things we saw at Glasto 2007 was a man being mumified with some sort of tape by the green police, it was very entertaining!

[Chocscoffer]

I think spraying (I am assuming that is how it would be done) somebody with green dye is harsh. Ridicule and making them do a forfeit to embarass them is more than enough. I agree with them being disgusting and being shown up for the last thing you want at glastonbury is a Green Police State!

[BlackHole2006]

I love the green police!

I did an individual presentation on them in english!

I love the fact that they provide a good message, as well as assing to the atmosphere too. It's all these little things at glasto that no other fest has, which makes me feel so happy with the fact that I go there.

Cheers,

BlackHole2006

[theleedslads]

Haha, yeah remember last year, we were all off our tits on shrooms and my mate wandered off into some trees to have a piss, about 12 green police ran towards him blowing whistles and really freaked him out, i couldnt stop laughing! serves him right i guess but not something you need on a shrooms!

[William of Walworth]

Green Police are aces. They do a genuinely great job and for those who can get into the force, it's a top blag as well!

[HurrahBrother]

I agree, A loverly bunch of nutters and they should be encouraged.

[mouth]

green police always provide good entertainment. i cant believe some blokes though, i was at the pyramid in 05 sitting outside mandelas bar and in broad daylight this vermin just started pissing up the side of the tent. he was asked to stop and the green police blew whistles pointed and bold as brass he told them to f**k off took his time finishing off then just went off into the crowd. some people have to conscience

[pezzypops]

i like how you see the same guys over and again and they become familiar.

one of the girls last year had pink hair and she was

i had a bit of a crush if anyone knows who she is point her my way!

[morelego]

Aaaah last year they made a mate of mine walk under a tunnel they made with their hands when they caught him.

[danicalifornia]

they gave us much entertainment at the stone circle in the afternoons in the sun. nothing better than watching 6 people blow whistles and chase some guy in the bushes

[angelheaded hipster]

they gave us much entertainment at the stone circle in the afternoons in the sun. nothing better than watching 6 people blow whistles and chase some guy in the bushes

[Scott Martin 88]

The idea with the green dye is just to expose the culprits who have been pissing everywhere. I assume it washes off fairly easily; I've never come into contact with it myself although I have seen it used.

I just like the idea of showing these disgusting idiots for who they are.

[William of Walworth]

I was watching them rather a lot of times last year and they gave me so much entertainment whenever I wandered up to the Stone Circle on my own in the afternoon. The guy who one day ran away in an early b&w police chase film style way with those chasing him doing the same had me giggling to myself for hours

[ShadyBlueBell]

Haha, yeah remember last year, we were all off our tits on shrooms and my mate wandered off into some trees to have a piss, about 12 green police ran towards him blowing whistles and really freaked him out, i couldnt stop laughing! serves him right i guess but not something you need on a shrooms!

[nu-marc88]

somebody getting their collar felf by the green police.