Glastonbury To Be Cancelled Over Swine Flu Scare?

[Funkfarley]

You guys are just snoutrageous...this is a very serious matter!

[Funkfarley]

Its all getting very boar-ing.

Oh...is that the door!?

[mynameisearl]

Its all getting very boar-ing.

Oh...is that the door!?

[grandadcollective]

I went to the Doctors the other day because I had strawberries growing out of my arse. He said 'Fu*k me, that's weird, still makes a change from all these pricks coming in with a cold thinking they're gonna' die from swine flu. Must be difficult to sit down? Tell you what, how much for a punnet full? I could do with some vitamin C'. And I thought he was going to give me a punchline.

[Funkfarley]

You've out styed your welcome in this thread..

[kohoutec]

It's Parmageddon I tells ya. (Shamelessly stolen from Bad Science)

[doggs]

[hellcats]

Everyone calm down - soon everything will be bacon track!

[stuartbert two hats]

no offence mike but I hope you catch it

[sammysundae]

double post

Edited May 1, 2009 by sammysundae

[tylerdurden]

No offence, but that's pretty nasty and uncalled for.

[sammysundae]

No offence, but that's pretty nasty and uncalled for.

Edited May 1, 2009 by sammysundae

[Funkfarley]

Ok Ok...

Chipolata...very good! lol

[Funkfarley]

I thought I had pig flu, I was covered in rashers, I rang the NHS swine flu hotline - all I got was crackling. I trottered to the docters, he gave me some oinkment.

[muddyslingbax]

[muddyslingbax]

I thought I had pig flu, I was covered in rashers, I rang the NHS swine flu hotline - all I got was crackling. I trottered to the docters, he gave me some oinkment.

[Kowalski]

Do these puns not all count as spam?

[Funkfarley]

Do these puns not all count as spam?

[grumpyhack]

Style Council and The Police (well some people think they're pigs) for the line up?

Neil Diamond to reprise Porcupine Pie.

[russycarps]

No offence, but that's pretty nasty and uncalled for.

[wigstonmania]

its pandem(ic)oniam

[llcoolphil]

no offence mike but I hope you catch it