What's Hot & What's Not

[Mr Ploppy]

robith - you opened the flood gates there matey with the North/South divide.

[karlpowell]

Someone else opened the gate i just jumped through both feet first.

You will always find the northern lads/girls still and going around the campfire when all the shandy swilling southern lads/girls are tucked up under there Thomas the tank engine blankets.

* runs off*

Edited May 21, 2009 by karlpowell

[robith]

Someone else opened the gate i just jumped through both feet first.

You will always find the northern lads/girls still and going around the campfire when all the shandy swilling southern lads/girls are tucked up under there Thomas the tank engine blankets.

* runs off*

[karlpowell]

Yeah probs cos they're on the rob.

Yes. I went there. Remember it's all banter people*

*Not really

[Radar]

OOOh thats a bit below the belt

[karlpowell]

Do you have belts up there yet?!

*also runs*

[glastofun]

Southerners in bucket hats.

(just to add a bit of balance)

[robith]

Are bucket hats those things that Oasis and other britpoppers used to wear?

[Craig_G]

Hot: Not caring about being fashionable and trendy

Not: JayZ style banded sunglasses (do you really need to look like such a fool)

[Craig_G]

Hot: Not caring about being fashionable and trendy

Not: JayZ style banded sunglasses (do you really need to look like such a fool)

[LumpyCustard]

The very same.

Essential festival wear alongside a warm can of stella for the person who just can't let the mid nineties go.

[Radar]

Ne lad. thats just the skallies amongst us. Proper northerners have flatcaps and a nice pint of mild!

[Superfly1967]

Bump!

[Red_Eye_Jedi]

Hot - Running around screaming "I Am Mike99"

Not - Rain.

[karlpowell]

Hot

Efest meets with a Ball

Not

Efest meets without a Ball

[Kyelo]

Sticking with the North/South divide, did anybody see in the media a couple of months ago the study about accents and it's relation to intelligence? People with a Yorkshire accent are deemed the most intelligent while those who don't say a thing are deemed more intelligent than those with a Brummie accent! So basically Northerners are seen to be the most and least intelligent! Southerners must be beige!

Back to the subject, those who say 'Hunter Wellies' are hot. Well no, wellies are wellies. They are made for people who trudge about mud and cow sh*t all day. Doesn't matter what label they have!

Ed Hardy stuff seems to be quite of ze moment.

[St.Jimmy]

Back to the subject, those who say 'Hunter Wellies' are hot. Well no, wellies are wellies. They are made for people who trudge about mud and cow sh*t all day. Doesn't matter what label they have!

Edited May 24, 2009 by St.Jimmy

[Kyelo]

and what do u think we are gonna be doin at glasto? IF, and i hope it dosent we are gonna be walkin around in mud and cow sh*t all day!

[muddyslingbax]

What's hot ...

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and what's not ...

Ummm, blatantly 'spamming' innocent threads like this one with unsolicited linkies to encourage the purchase of stuff even if it is very nice stuff and all to help raise a l'il much needed do$h for Mr.WaterAid

and mud of course. Mud is definitely not hot, in fact more often than not it's cold (but not not in any way cool), wet and kinda sticky/slimy or it requires the wearing of some outrageously uncool brightly coloured and generally very tight but very flared at the bottom trousers together with a jacket having ridiculously large lapels to fully appreciate it's alleged fine qualities !

I mean

is *SO* not going to be this year's look is it Not to mention that with wearing trousers like this, it comes as absolutely no surprise that the guy on the left is standing there looking like he's lost his horse !!!!

Anyways, the real good news is that me old mate Mr.Kettley [is a weatherman, is a weatherman, is a weatherman, John Kettley is a weatherman and so is Michael Fish ... although we don't talk very much about him cos he's defo no mate of mine !] reliably informs me that it's a well known meteorological 'fact' that having a nice shiny new badge is a dead cert way to prevent Mud appearing at Glasto this year. He could possibly be wrong of course but in any case, do you wanna risk having Wet Tiger Feet instead of being Blinded by the Light, Born in the USA, Tougher than the Rest or not having Santa Clause coming to Town and all that this year ? Nope, thought not, so badges it is then

[stuartbert two hats]

The very same.

Essential festival wear alongside a warm can of stella for the person who just can't let the mid nineties go.

[abu hamster]

hot Alesha Dixon

Not

her not bringing any guns with her!

[mandypants]

Not hot: Sunstroke

Hot: Bucket hats, and if they're not, I don't care cos I don't want sunstroke

[Funkfarley]

Back to the subject, those who say 'Hunter Wellies' are hot. Well no, wellies are wellies. They are made for people who trudge about mud and cow sh*t all day. Doesn't matter what label they have!

[staggerlee]

Sticking with the North/South divide, did anybody see in the media a couple of months ago the study about accents and it's relation to intelligence? People with a Yorkshire accent are deemed the most intelligent while those who don't say a thing are deemed more intelligent than those with a Brummie accent! So basically Northerners are seen to be the most and least intelligent! Southerners must be beige!

Back to the subject, those who say 'Hunter Wellies' are hot. Well no, wellies are wellies. They are made for people who trudge about mud and cow sh*t all day. Doesn't matter what label they have!

Ed Hardy stuff seems to be quite of ze moment.

[Tim2006]

I think you will find Hunter wellies are VERY HOT!

...and cost a bloody fortune. Have just seenthe price of them!!!!