what the f**k

[Ashaz42]

Everyones invited to the wedding who hasnt called her a name.

[Lily Is The Princess]

Yup. OK. It's a joke thread.

[sifi]

Would step one be in fact "Getting her to know that you exist?"

[Lily Is The Princess]

Would step one be in fact "Getting her to know that you exist?"

[toffeeal68]

By the way, in '07 Terry Hall and Lynval Golding (I think) guested on Lily Allen's set. It was one of the first clues of the '08 Specials reformation.

[Ashaz42]

No. It's a joke persona. I think we all know who you are.... MARK RONSON!

[Lily Is The Princess]

No. It's a joke persona. I think we all know who you are.... MARK RONSON!

[Ashaz42]

Nah, dont really like him to be honest, seems like he fancies Lily a bit much, eventhough hes got a girlfriend, I dont like him because he knows her basically.

[beergut100]

Nah, dont really like him to be honest, seems like he fancies Lily a bit much,

[Storm_NL]

Yup. OK. It's a joke thread.

[Lily Is The Princess]

You can stop pretending now Ronson.

Does that mean you hate all of Lily's friends and family? I don't think The Princess would like that very much.

[pedmills]

Oh for god's sake, there's gotta be a decent girl round in your area, surely?

[Storm_NL]

Oh for god's sake, there's gotta be a decent girl round in your area, surely?

[Lily Is The Princess]

Oh for god's sake, there's gotta be a decent girl round in your area, surely?

[Ashaz42]

Nahh not her family and that, I do envy people who know her though, its not fair, why cant I know her.

[Lily Is The Princess]

'Cause you're not important and she will never love you. Unless you're Mark Ronson.

[remote]

Nah, Im serious, but the wedding thing was a joke, I would like nothing more to be honest, but thats step 145, and Im not on number 1 yet.

[Lily Is The Princess]

Just out of interest, what's step 116?

[Ashaz42]

Just out of interest, what's step 116?

[remote]

One thing I will say sunshine is that you've got a lot of steps there. Surely it should operate on -

1 - Meet her

2 - Ask her on a date

3 - Shag her

4 - Become her boyfriend

5 - Move in together

6 - Ask her to marry you

7 - Divorce

8 - Listen miserably as she releases a single about how shite in bed you are

[pedmills]

Theres a handfull, and I mean a handfull. Most are taken. I arent just picking someone I like a little bit for the sake of it.

[lofichic]

If he is taking the piss, you're all falling for the bait and it's silly.

If he's not, then leave the lad alone! Who hasn't had a ridiculous crush at some point? So what? I get the feeling you all want a bit of Lily, and you're trying to distract him from her

As it is, she's going to do a Lindsay Lohan soon, I'll send you all invites to the civil partnership ceremony. I've given up on Kirstie Allsopp ever realising her true Sapphic inclinations so I'll remain open to offers from Ms Allen

On TOPIC for once in 4,000 posts, I can't wait to see her again, she'll be top! What are you gonna do when you've avoided her and she comes on for a guest spot with the Specials though?

[cossie65]

I just signed on for the same thing as lofichic.

Fair do's if you're taking the pi55, got me and ill admit that.

However if you're truly serious, i appologise for anything you may have taken to heart and dont mean to offend your choices. You may have guessed that I am not a fan, but you are entitled to your opinion and you should be proud that you are sticking to it.

I hope you have a great festival and enjoy seeing her.

Peace.

EDIT - I only read the first bit of her post so maybe im not exactly where lofichic is

Edited May 29, 2009 by cossie65

[Andeeroo]

Was it the peddlepushers?

[Lily Is The Princess]

One thing I will say sunshine is that you've got a lot of steps there. Surely it should operate on -

1 - Meet her

2 - Ask her on a date

3 - Shag her

4 - Become her boyfriend

5 - Move in together

6 - Ask her to marry you

7 - Divorce

8 - Listen miserably as she releases a single about how shite in bed you are