For those that cant stand the Portaloos.......

[Straight Through]

http://www.firebox.com/product/2351/Shit-Box

This is going right on my Glastonbury shopping list

[Graylor]

SHIT ONE!!!!!!

You might as well bring some plastic bags with you and shit in them. Why not get a larged neck bottle as well so while your curling one out you can fire into that....

Much cheaper...

[scaryclaireyfairy]

why not just use a bin liner in a bucket? at least you can actually put weight on that without falling in your own log.

[Graylor]

Why dont you take a manky old tent, you know the one thats been sitting under a pile of shit in the garage gathering mould and such like. Take it with you and use it as the POOH Tent. All you have to do is 'abandon' it on Monday. Bobs your uncle, fannies your aunt.......

[*Gigfreak]

Why dont you take a manky old tent, you know the one thats been sitting under a pile of shit in the garage gathering mould and such like. Take it with you and use it as the POOH Tent. All you have to do is 'abandon' it on Monday.

[HenrysCat]

Why dont you take a manky old tent, you know the one thats been sitting under a pile of shit in the garage gathering mould and such like. Take it with you and use it as the POOH Tent. All you have to do is 'abandon' it on Monday. Bobs your uncle, fannies your aunt.......

[firstglasto]

Why dont you take a manky old tent, you know the one thats been sitting under a pile of shit in the garage gathering mould and such like. Take it with you and use it as the POOH Tent. All you have to do is 'abandon' it on Monday. Bobs your uncle, fannies your aunt.......

[Funkfarley]

Awwww...not this heap of shit again.

[Graylor]

Awwww...not this heap of shit again.

[pie_and_a_pint]

Why don't you just GROW UP AND USE THE TOILET?!

[The Dawg]

why not just use a bin liner in a bucket? at least you can actually put weight on that without falling in your own log.

[Graylor]

Why don't you just GROW UP AND USE THE TOILET?!

[flystyle]

the flaw in the design....."As this is a cardboard box it may collapse if used when wet - please keep dry."

[Tim2006]

f**k off shit face .........Everyone else seems to find the comedy value of this thread, why cant you??

Sure its toilet humour but who cares......

[grumpyhack]

You could take one of these

[Billy09]

My brother was so put off by the portaloos that he got so constipated he puked.

[jamin12]

My brother was so put off by the portaloos that he got so constipated he puked.

[staggerlee]

f**k off shit face .........Everyone else seems to find the comedy value of this thread, why cant you??

Sure its toilet humour but who cares......

[laid back in the sun]

maybe i was just lucky last year but every turdis i visited was absolutely spotless my only complaint was when i had to suffer james blunts singing while i was havin a dump the longdrops were vile as ever tho but an army gas mask off ebay for a fiver even made them bareable

[robith]

Why don't you just GROW UP AND USE THE TOILET?!

[robith]

maybe i was just lucky last year but every turdis i visited was absolutely spotless my only complaint was when i had to suffer james blunts singing while i was havin a dump the longdrops were vile as ever tho but an army gas mask off ebay for a fiver even made them bareable

[Billy09]

maybe i was just lucky last year but every turdis i visited was absolutely spotless my only complaint was when i had to suffer james blunts singing while i was havin a dump the longdrops were vile as ever tho but an army gas mask off ebay for a fiver even made them bareable

[scaryclaireyfairy]

absolutely longdrops ftw. the air on your face is sublime compared to a hot sweaty turdis.

[laid back in the sun]

Are you mental? Before I came to Glastonbury and used the long drops I used to get terrible stomach aches at festivals because I couldn't get rid in the portaloos as they're so uncomfortable. The long drops rule - open air not confined space!

long drops>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>turdis

[Billy09]

they may be open air but its hardly fresh air now is it? longdrops are just about ok for a whizz but im stickin to blue poo boxes, they rocked last year!