For those that cant stand the Portaloos.......

[lievepaula]

I hate the portaloos...tilll the mushrooms kicked in and I invited all my mates...

are they available nowadays in the U.K.? Or at Glasto I mean..?

Edited May 28, 2009 by lievepaula

[laid back in the sun]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/BRITISH-ARMY-GAS-MAS...3A1%7C294%3A200

prices have shot up since last year tho

[laid back in the sun]

I hate the portaloos...tilll the mushrooms kicked in and I invited all my mates...

are they available nowadays in the U.K.? Or at Glasto I mean..?

[Billy09]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/BRITISH-ARMY-GAS-MAS...3A1%7C294%3A200

prices have shot up since last year tho

[lievepaula]

yes you can still get portaloos at glasto

[lievepaula]

But really, I now it's off topic but I don't want to start a thread about it...are they? Philosepher stone (?) I mean?

[laid back in the sun]

But really, I now it's off topic but I don't want to start a thread about it...are they? Philosepher stone (?) I mean?

[JoeBananass]

The Glasto crappers are fine! They actually clean them out each day for starters. I've seen porterloos piled high before at other festivals and it aint a pretty sight! The sweat boxes can get a bit rank, but the longdrops are always fine (well mostly).

[mazza]

double drop immodium you will not poo for five days whatch out m5 though

[Chimps in Balaclavas]

I'll go anywhere me after a few pints.

[Boris]

yes you can still get portaloos at glasto

[ukslim]

The Glasto crappers are fine! They actually clean them out each day for starters. I've seen porterloos piled high before at other festivals and it aint a pretty sight! The sweat boxes can get a bit rank, but the longdrops are always fine (well mostly).

[mouth]

Why dont you take a manky old tent, you know the one thats been sitting under a pile of shit in the garage gathering mould and such like. Take it with you and use it as the POOH Tent. All you have to do is 'abandon' it on Monday. Bobs your uncle, fannies your aunt.......

[agbevan]

I plop everyday at glasto, get up early (about 7ish) go drop a fat log just after the longdrops have been cleaned,

then a cup of tea and bacon sarnie (and a slice of carrot cake if i'm hungry) from Lulu's Cafe and back to bed.

[pie_and_a_pint]

Thank you so much for calling me 'shit-face', Graylor, that's really mature and topical to this thread...

I just don't think threads like this, comedy value or not, are funny, because some pathetic scaredy-cats WILL crap into plastic bags in their tents and they WILL leave it for the litter pickers to clean up and frankly it's stupid and pathetic when the festival spends so much money and effort providing perfectly serviceable and plentiful toilet facilities.

Edited May 29, 2009 by pie_and_a_pint

[TheGreenDropsRule]

Much fresher than in those nasty sweat boxes. Your gas mask must be awesome. For us unequiped mortals it's longdrops all the way.

[spiky_simon]

I plop everyday at glasto, get up early (about 7ish) go drop a fat log just after the longdrops have been cleaned,

then a cup of tea and bacon sarnie (and a slice of carrot cake if i'm hungry) from Lulu's Cafe and back to bed.

[beergut100]

I always mean visit Glasto's best hidden secret

the flushing porcelain bogs

[Curtains1]

Edit: Makes sense

Edited May 29, 2009 by Curtains1

[arcade fireman]

I always mean visit Glasto's best hidden secret

the flushing porcelain bogs

, but never get round to it. Actually, it's not much of a secret; I think everyone knows about them but, like me, can't be arsed.

[Monkey for festivals]

I held it in for 3 days ad reading last yr, then HAD to go, it was a big one.... used the "long drop" , got spash back! lucky i didnt get tyfoid or something..... it was BAD!!! "silient shiver" errrrrrrgh

[Rachie]

I hate the portaloos...tilll the mushrooms kicked in and I invited all my mates...

are they available nowadays in the U.K.? Or at Glasto I mean..?

[Howl]

yikes.

The weirdest thing happened to me last year. I only needed to go to the toilet once, I wasn't put off by them or anything, in fact they were no where near as bad as i was expecting. I just never needed to go. Mind-boggling.

[Howl]

Why dont you take a manky old tent, you know the one thats been sitting under a pile of shit in the garage gathering mould and such like. Take it with you and use it as the POOH Tent. All you have to do is 'abandon' it on Monday. Bobs your uncle, fannies your aunt.......

[Howl]

The aforementioned non-secret toilets are quite good. Trouble I have with them is that if I need a while (which I might if I've been eating some lovely exotic grub - which I usually have), it can be embarrassing.

Funniest toilet tale I have is last year - walking to the urinals near the other stage I saw someone open a portaloo door to see a bloke sat in there eating a burger! Obviously he was off his face and won't remember but that's got to be a low point for anyone.