For those that cant stand the Portaloos.......

[BonnetBird]

It's where I go every year! Becoming like a pilgrimage now...

[tinpottery]

Am i the only person who hates walking round with a loo roll in their hand. Get that horrible feeling that everyone is looking at me thinking he's going for a shit.

[Chris12345]

when you say 'abandon it', you mean clear it away and dispose of it, don't you?

as opposed to just leaving it for the lucky people clearing up the fields

[kohoutec]

The aforementioned non-secret toilets are quite good. Trouble I have with them is that if I need a while (which I might if I've been eating some lovely exotic grub - which I usually have), it can be embarrassing.

Funniest toilet tale I have is last year - walking to the urinals near the other stage I saw someone open a portaloo door to see a bloke sat in there eating a burger! Obviously he was off his face and won't remember but that's got to be a low point for anyone.

[Chris12345]

That made me LOL, and I'm now getting strange looks in the office

[coolethan]

I always mean visit Glasto's best hidden secret

the flushing porcelain bogs

, but never get round to it. Actually, it's not much of a secret; I think everyone knows about them but, like me, can't be arsed.