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[The Klumpster]

Just to help a sunny Friday go quicker and thus chalk off another week before the big day!

About four or fives years ago, on a sunny day in the Tipi field, I witnessed a geezer who had clearly had a rather 'long day' (despite the fact that it was about noon ), standing unsteadily, bent at the waist and deftly urinating into his own mouth . I remember thinking at the time firstly why anyone would want to perform this rather tricky feat and secondly whether the fact that it was hot and sunny made the said beverage a great deal more tart!

Anyway, although for me this sets the bar quite high, can anyone beat it? And if anyone says they saw a woman doing the same thing I'm gonna find it very difficult to believe!

[Chimps in Balaclavas]

Ewww the sick pup, I've seen a chimp do that but never a person & I can't think I've seen anything worse at Glasto lol

[chimpy]

walking into a turdis near jazz world2003 to find that the toilet paper had expanded in the toilet and had made the excrement rise up like a giant cake. To top if off someone had been sick on top of the cak cake, the image is ingrained in my brain for ever. I could just imagine some one opening the door and the sight of it making them physically sick.

I also saw beth ditto in a spandex suit on the pyramid stage last year, beat that.

[Monkismo]

walking into a turdis near jazz world2003 to find that the toilet paper had expanded in the toilet and had made the excrement rise up like a giant cake. To top if off someone had been sick on top of the cak cake, the image is ingrained in my brain for ever. I could just imagine some one opening the door and the sight of it making them physically sick.

Edited May 29, 2009 by Monkismo

[Ashaz42]

Just to help a sunny Friday go quicker and thus chalk off another week before the big day!

About four or fives years ago, on a sunny day in the Tipi field, I witnessed a geezer who had clearly had a rather 'long day' (despite the fact that it was about noon ), standing unsteadily, bent at the waist and deftly urinating into his own mouth . I remember thinking at the time firstly why anyone would want to perform this rather tricky feat and secondly whether the fact that it was hot and sunny made the said beverage a great deal more tart!

Anyway, although for me this sets the bar quite high, can anyone beat it? And if anyone says they saw a woman doing the same thing I'm gonna find it very difficult to believe!

[abu hamster]

walking into a turdis near jazz world2003 to find that the toilet paper had expanded in the toilet and had made the excrement rise up like a giant cake. To top if off someone had been sick on top of the cak cake, the image is ingrained in my brain for ever. I could just imagine some one opening the door and the sight of it making them physically sick.

I also saw beth ditto in a spandex suit on the pyramid stage last year, beat that.

[Homer]

Friend of mine caught someone knocking one out in a portaloo once...

[The Klumpster]

walking into a turdis near jazz world2003 to find that the toilet paper had expanded in the toilet and had made the excrement rise up like a giant cake. To top if off someone had been sick on top of the cak cake, the image is ingrained in my brain for ever. I could just imagine some one opening the door and the sight of it making them physically sick.

I also saw beth ditto in a spandex suit on the pyramid stage last year, beat that.

[Rachie]

i was feeling quite good untill i read this thread!*

*and the memories it gives me of seeing similar cubicals...

[toffeeal68]

Just to help a sunny Friday go quicker and thus chalk off another week before the big day!

About four or fives years ago, on a sunny day in the Tipi field, I witnessed a geezer who had clearly had a rather 'long day' (despite the fact that it was about noon ), standing unsteadily, bent at the waist and deftly urinating into his own mouth . I remember thinking at the time firstly why anyone would want to perform this rather tricky feat and secondly whether the fact that it was hot and sunny made the said beverage a great deal more tart!

Anyway, although for me this sets the bar quite high, can anyone beat it? And if anyone says they saw a woman doing the same thing I'm gonna find it very difficult to believe!

[chimpy]

There was another thread about which act had the worst slot................

[sammysundae]

in one of the toilets i once saw a tipped over can of fosters.

whats wrong with this you ask? well, i'll tell you. the can which had tipped over had not been full of beer as you might expect, but blood, which had poured out all over the cubicle.

[Monkismo]

Reading all these I've just remembered at my summer ball at Uni, some poor fella was in a portaloo and his "friends" all rammed the loo forcing it to topple over. He emerged absolutely caked in shite. Since then I've always been wary of loos which don't have anything on every side of them although my friends wouldn't do that. Would they?

[orbiter]

nobody's mentioned the woman by the bandstand...

[chimpy]

nobody's mentioned the woman by the bandstand...

[The Klumpster]

Even as I started the thread I new she would be the winner (although I do feel sorry for her )

[De Selby]

what what? my ears smell a story here

*shudders in eager anticipation of a shudder worthy fail*

[oyyouno]

this is all a bit cryptic - surely someone enlighten those of us out of the know?

[18Alex18]

Tell me about the woman by the bandstand dad....

[mattyV]

In '05 I remember seeing a naked woman next to a caravan vigourously washing her bits over a bowl... about a metre away from the main path! That was day 1 of my first Glasto. what a welcome

[chimpy]

In '05 I remember seeing a naked woman next to a caravan vigourously washing her bits over a bowl... about a metre away from the main path! That was day 1 of my first Glasto. what a welcome

[Homer]

I nearly mentioned her but thought someone else would bring it up sooner or later (shudder).

[karlpowell]

what about the naked lady pleasuring herself near the band stand around 2000 ... i think she had to go for mental help after that ... someone threw a rubbish bin on her

Edited May 29, 2009 by karlpowell

[Titters]

Not close to comparing to the above, but last year, on arriving back at my tent at around 4am Thursday night, I found a naked couple fast asleep. They'd obviously had their fun (and squashed my Pringles and Malt Loaf in the process) before having a lovely spoon.

To make it worse, he walked off in my spare trousers, but did bring them back on Friday morning.

I have a photo to prove it... - My mate was at his first Glasto, and had only been there 5 hours....

[spuddy09]

I was having a sit down toilet back in 2007.And i glanced down at my thankfully wellied foot to see a turd as big as a babys arm.My upchuck reflex was immediatley triggerd.Nasty

Edited May 29, 2009 by spuddy09