07 it was Bollox, 08 it was Buttscratcher - 09?

[Ashaz42]

Each year, there's a yell going through the campsites. Bollox was a bit dead last year. What do we reckon this year's will be? I'm gonna go with an Inbetweeners quote:

BUS W@NKERS!

What are your ideas?

[JakusMaximus]

MAN BEAR PIG

[thomasowen]

Get out of my head! I was thinking this just ten minutes ago on my walk past a bus stop. Bus W@nkers is just perfectly suited for festivals/

[robsadler]

bum-der!

[Cydonia_90]

It has to be BUSw*nkERS!

[robsadler]

Will: That's a touching sentiment.

Jay: I'll be touching your Mum's sentiment.

Will: That doesn't mean anything.

Jay: It means I'd touch her bumhole with my cock!

not sure if a whole scene would catch on....but its funny!

robx

[Azzy G]

BUS W@NKERS!

[JonboyT05]

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[Lithium05]

Seems likely... nearly fell for it a few weeks back

Was driving to a gig with a couple of mates, we were approaching a bus stop and my mate in the front started looking around the door... "where's the window opener?" He asked "In the middle" I said and started to wind it down myself.... just realised what he was up to and shut it in time to stop him

Or alternatively...

O.A.PAEDO!

[robsadler]

it is cool in someone else's car....not your own!

when i was in school my mates drove around in one of the lads (parents) car at lunch time having just passed his test. they drove past our 'rival' school, opened the windows and hailed a stream off bb's at random kids from their bb guns.

thay didn't think much of it, and my mate gave his parents car back to them after school.

in the evening his old man was in asda doing shopping and was in the petrol station when a swat team descended on the car and made him lie down face first with his head behind his back on the stinking petrol station floor.

the confusion was later cleared up.....at the police station!

haha good times!!!

robx

[Joshuwarr]

Surely bollocks has been continuous for many years?

And quoting television shows makes me cringe! Inbetweeners is a great show and I dont want one of the funniest moments to be ruined

[RedFerret]

Personally I would of liked 'BRING ON THE TRUMPETS!'

But after many I drink I'll just probably shout my own! GASH! RIMJOB! lol

[bouncingflea]

bollocks has been around for at least as long i have been going, buttscratcher was annoying

[Lithium05]

'BRING ON THE TRUMPETS!

[Budweiser]

BUMDER

[VCK]

It would be epic hearing this spread round the campsite:

[markeee]

Surely bollocks has been continuous for many years?

And quoting television shows makes me cringe! Inbetweeners is a great show and I dont want one of the funniest moments to be ruined

[JonnyHarper]

bus w*nkers - simply not that funny

[problematique.]

Just stick to Bollocks, Butt Scratcher got too annoying! Though Bus w*nkers is funnier than Butt Scratcher.

A campsite version of "The Bird is The Word"?

Edited May 30, 2009 by problematique.

[freehugs!]

It would be epic hearing this spread round the campsite:

[ericlered]

any of the above are about as funny as tertiary cancer

[Bradders]

Buttscratcher was annoying, but not as annoying as Backscratcher which it seemed to turn into.

Edit: Just noticed it's a bit weird that Buttscratcher was done at both Leeds and Reading...

Edited May 30, 2009 by Bradders

[VCK]

It's over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAANNNNNDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!

[beLIEveR]

Just a point of order here... in 2007 "it" was free hugs.

Bollocks get better or worse over time, but they're always there.

[Ashaz42]

Yeahh, free hugs was pretty much non-existant in 2008. I think that's generally because of the more anarchistic nature of the festival goers last year. Less love, more destruction was the flavour of the fest.