what womens essentials do i need to pack?

[Runner]

My hair is pretty wild naturally but I have a fringe that drives me insane if its not straight, so I will be taking straighteners just for the fringe. Takes about 30 seconds. The rest of my hair will be lucky if it sees a brush lol

[Glasto Mad]

Well mine is BIG and very curly (naturally). The thought of sitting there for an hour straightening it just bores me ... I would seriously rather stick pins in my eyes. What is the point???

As you can probably tell, I'm quite low maintenance for a 'bird', don't even bother with make up

[Glitter+Vodka]

Bloody hell, if I had a fringe it would be as big as a 70's porn stars unkempt 'lady garden'

[mandypants]

Makes me laugh when you can buy loads of products for the 'low maintainance' 'look'! A true low maintainance look is one where you can drag a brush through your hair, baby wipe across the face and bobs yer uncle Sod all those femfresh/sweetspot things, baby wipes are good enough for baby foofs so they're good enough for lady foofs!

[wacko]

foofs?

[K-Rod]

my best bud is coming to glasto for the first time this year, shes never been camping and never been to a festival, problem is im good at packing an organising and she isnt

i can get together all the usual stuff

but is there anything im missing that im gonna need to pack for her?

any advice will be appreciated

[Glitter+Vodka]

Unfortunately the 'Low maintanience Look' is very fashionable, and can be expensive. I remember trying to buy skater jeans once (I use to rollerblade), and they cost more than £100, even though they looked like a pair of ripped up jeans. I think I just went to BHS in the end and ripped the jeans myself.

People love dressing down for festivals. For example you said you hair mad big curly hair. Well there are products to get that look. I think I put on my festival page, its called ‘surf spray’ for that surfy messed up ‘but cool’ hair look.

IF your fringe drives you insane, you could errr... cut it off. [hides]

[K-Rod]

foofs?

[wacko]

never heard that one before. sounds like some childrens tv show.

[clockworkpurple]

My friend uses the word foof, it does make me chuckle, it sounds way better than most other words for lady bits!

[K-Rod]

Chuff is my fave

(that comment can, and should be taken in more than one way! )

[clockworkpurple]

That one always makes me laugh too, as does Faff, anyone else got any funny words for private parts?

Sorry, this discussion has taken a strange turn.

[Storm_NL]

All the euphemisms you ever need...

[Billy09]

The one I absolutely hate is Beef Flaps.

[remote]

quim

clunge

[Billy09]

Minge

Flange

edit, seems I may have become involved in lowering the tone of this thread and taking it off topic, sorry.

Edited June 1, 2009 by dr_billy

[snu snu]

Primark are doing a pocket sized make - up mirror that comes with a light inside. It isn't dazzlingly bright but would be good for camping and its only a pound.

I like it the term Growler, always makes me laugh

[pie_and_a_pint]

Tuppence. And in complete contrast, pissflaps...

EDIT: good call on the Primark mirror!

Edited June 1, 2009 by pie_and_a_pint

[snu snu]

Tuppence is a good one - it reminds me of being at primary school. We used to call it that or a 'Sparkle', which is funny as there's an advert on at the moment for a drink that says 'Hits your Sparkle'. I need to pack some of that for any lonely times in the tent :-)

[pie_and_a_pint]

Tuppence is a good one - it reminds me of being at primary school. We used to call it that or a 'Sparkle', which is funny as there's an advert on at the moment for a drink that says 'Hits your Sparkle'. I need to pack some of that for any lonely times in the tent :-)

[Billy09]

Isn't tuppence a bit specific? Sure it's from tuppenny bit, rhyming slang.

Edited June 1, 2009 by dr_billy

[Rachie]

i still call it my front bum

[snu snu]

*nods* I remember a kid in our class (a girl) getting hit in the crotchal area with a ball once during rounders, and obviously it must have hurt but not as much as it would a lad, and she was lying on the floor screaming 'my tuppence! my tuppence!' which was hilarious!

[snu snu]

i still call it my front bum

[gooner1990]

I've borrowed the girls mirror plenty of time at festivals...none for looking at spots though! *sniff*