Shady ways of getting in

[Graylor]

Well, the time is nearly upon us. Most of us have recieved our tickets and started to get a little excited. Maybe even strated packing/buying camping equipment, clothes etc. While we all bask in Glasto glory what about the poor unfortunates who couldnt get a ticket?

Over the years I have been in various situations where I didnt get a ticket but managed to work (luckily for me). But what if this was not the case? What if I was the one who didnt get a ticket? Well I would be willing to do anything to get in. How could I miss the best 5 days of the year?

Now many ways of getting in ran through my mind but were discounted on the fact of new security measures. So what would I actually do to get in?

Here are my 2 ideas that I feel would work.

1. Get mates to take in all your stuff. Wait for a very quite time of the day i.e midnight something like that. Walk up the 're-entry' line, as you get to ticket checkers pretend that your searching for your ticket. Then just leg it in and disappear.

I like this one as its simple, ticket checkers are standing behind a barrier and security are at a minimal.

2. Take with you the largest rucsack you can find and also a wheelbarrow. When getting out of the car jump into the rucsack. Get your mates to put you on wheelbarrow in the rucsack and pile on tents other rucsacks etc. Now if bags are checked at the gate your f**ked, however I personally have never had my bags checked. If they are not then happy days, your in!!

A bit tricky this one though still fairly shady, could well be a success.

While this is all hypothetical, and I certanly do not condone this sort of behaviour, what lenghts would all you people go to to get in??

[Phil-itfc]

I read a story on here of 2 girls hidding in the portaloo's for a couple of days and being transported into the festi inside the loo's then emerging from their phone box of filth when the festi began.

[Runner]

I heard that the only sure fire way of getting in these days is to do so a few days before the festival even starts!

Lots of vans going in an out, some may take a sneaky £20 to hide you in their van etc....

Just a though ...

[fatyeti24]

all you need is a jetpack.

[Rachie]

I heard that the only sure fire way of getting in these days is to do so a few days before the festival even starts!

Lots of vans going in an out, some may take a sneaky £20 to hide you in their van etc....

Just a though ...

[Lily Is The Princess]

Its actually quite easy Ive been told, and you do it like this.................

If someone is going who looks on the age 12 borderline, they go in free right. SO...........

They go OUT as an over 12 and get a pass out and take a wristband that someone has taken off who is already in.

The 'under 12' then gives these to the adult, and comes back in as an under 12, for free, with no need for the wristband, pass out etc.

But I arent sure, do you need to show your ticket on re-entry aswell?

Edited June 4, 2009 by Lily Is The Princess

[ninja-style]

midnight fence jumpage?

[Mr Ploppy]

Sorry to spoil the fun folks, but just get a ticket - they have been re-sold about 10 billion times over the last few weeks.

If you can't get a ticket then... end of story!

I want a new car, but can't get the cash to buy one... I'm not thinking of unscrupilous ways to get one tho.

Sorry, but I am not a fan of alternative ways to get in such as hiding in the farm or handing over a few £20's to get in (etc etc)... that the unmoral and corruptive way of working and I think we should leave all that to our beloved politicians.

[Graylor]

Its actually quite easy Ive been told, and you do it like this.................

If someone is going who looks on the age 12 borderline, they go in free right. SO...........

They go OUT as an over 12 and get a pass out and take a wristband that someone has taken off who is already in.

The 'under 12' then gives these to the adult, and comes back in as an under 12, for free, with no need for the wristband, pass out etc.

But I arent sure, do you need to show your ticket on re-entry aswell?

[Lily Is The Princess]

Sorry to spoil the fun folks, but just get a ticket - they have been re-sold about 10 billion times over the last few weeks.

If you can't get a ticket then... end of story!

I want a new car, but can't get the cash to buy one... I'm not thinking of unscrupilous ways to get one tho.

Sorry, but I am not a fan of alternative ways to get in such as hiding in the farm or handing over a few £20's to get in (etc etc)... that the unmoral and corruptive way of working and I think we should leave all that to our beloved politicians.

[r0cky]

yeah ive heard this too. In 07 i was chatting to some guy who said he worked with the bbc, and he just drives a huge lorrey around. He then said he always smuggles a few people in aswell lol.

[Graylor]

Sorry to spoil the fun folks, but just get a ticket - they have been re-sold about 10 billion times over the last few weeks.

If you can't get a ticket then... end of story!

I want a new car, but can't get the cash to buy one... I'm not thinking of unscrupilous ways to get one tho.

Sorry, but I am not a fan of alternative ways to get in such as hiding in the farm or handing over a few £20's to get in (etc etc)... that the unmoral and corruptive way of working and I think we should leave all that to our beloved politicians.

[verrymerry]

Trampoline over :-)

I like the idea of tunnelling under into a 1 man tent, but thats been done heh

[Alcatraz]

[freehugs!]

find someone to hire you to work there that doesnt take a deposit. once your in, disapear

[Mr Ploppy]

Sorry Mr Ploppy but this is a hypothetical thread, as in 'how would you get in if you didnt have a ticket'.

[sjhopewell]

Equip yourself with a chair, a bag of balloons, a helium dispenser and a pellet gun.

Get comfortable on the chair and blow the balloons up one by one until you float into the air. Go over the fence and then pop then one by oe to get a steady descent.

Obviously if the wind is blowing the wrong way, or you drop the pellet gun, you're f*cked.

[Graylor]

Ummmm... you could just parashute in

[sjhopewell]

Dress up as a big pyramid, no-one will suspect that you aren't the main stage!?

[Laura_Babs]

A randomer turned up at our camp in 2007. He was absolutely wasted and told us that he had snuck in. It had taken him 3 attempts. He wasn't very coherant and hung around for ages before finally wondering off.

[Lil' Nick]

Just try and look like an Eavis dog and bound through. Then not only are you in but you have a badass outfit for the rest of the weekend.

[Redcanadahat]

i agree with the above comment.

[Graylor]

How about human cannonball???

[tylerdurden]

A randomer turned up at our camp in 2007. He was absolutely wasted and told us that he had snuck in. It had taken him 3 attempts. He wasn't very coherant and hung around for ages before finally wondering off.

[Runner]

Dress up as a big pyramid, no-one will suspect that you aren't the main stage!?