How would you get there 09 ?

[ding dong]

Forget the traditional bus,bike car ..

If you could .. how would you travel to glasto?

Wonkavision? Beamed up? Tied to the back of a pink Cormorant ?

Ding x

[noil46]

Ride in on the back of the flying dog from the neverending story!!!!

[fumps]

Transcent distance by the power of Funk

I would arrive in flaires & a afro no matter what

[dieweener]

Run there from Birmingham, followed by a horde of people supporting me but i'm the only one with a ticket and they get pissed off at me cus they wasted their time.

A bit like Forrest Gump really.

[Sushi]

On Spinal Taps tour bus.

[The Nal]

Ride in on a musical wave made up of the first 30 seconds of Sister Surround by Soundtrack of Our Lives

[Craig_G]

On Spinal Taps tour bus.

[podge52]

I'd walk set off from the Peoples Republic of Mancunia about mid May. Taking nothing with me apart from my tent n rucksack. Just take my time camping enroute taking in the great British countryside arriving in Pilton the Saturday before the start of the Fest and chill out till the big day.

[abu hamster]

I would like to go by Airship!

A huge one

Bigger than the Hindenberg!

[fumps]

Post yourself in

[Midgery-doo-daa]

[Lordscopie]

Wednesday will be a blisteringly hot day, i'll pop in to the caves at Cheddar Gorge, which will be lovely and cool. Walking past the through one of the tunnels past the stalagmites, there is a small opening high up in the cave roof. Squeeze through that, and it comes out at the rabbit hole by the Park.

[Monkismo]

Finding it very hard to believe that no-ones mentioned the ultimate festival transportation method - on the cider bus, preferably not driving!!!

[cossie65]

4 giant eggs would come up from the ground where i want to camp, opening to reveal my gf and mates, only to find that mine doesnt open making me look quite the fool

[zendeejay]

on the back of a stoned cheetah with a big bag of weed dressed as a 70's porn star

[cossie65]

4 giant eggs would come up from the ground where i want to camp, opening to reveal my gf and mates, only to find that mine doesnt open making me look quite the fool

[redmosquito]

Carried onsite by a horde or 100 peasant midgets dressed as umpa lumpas and signing the hits of Milli Vanilli.

[newagehippie]

On the back of this guys bike

[FunkyDenz]

I would travel through the Celtic Other World, where legends of our Faeries and Elves exist, until I arrived at the stone circle equivalent to Worth Farm's circle. Dancing around this three times at the time between time, when the two worlds are closest, sunset on Midsummer's eve, I would then cross over to our world and set up camp in Dragonfield.

[mandypants]

*tries to resist saying 'riding on Josh Hommes cock all the way*

*fails*

*apologises for being very rude*

[ding dong]

*tries to resist saying 'riding on Josh Hommes cock all the way*

*fails*

*apologises for being very rude*

[FunkyDenz]

*tries to resist saying 'riding on Josh Hommes cock all the way*

*fails*

*apologises for being very rude*

[ding dong]

I didn't realise Josh Homme kept chickens

[glasto_mongrel_2008]

I'd get the Bearded Theory Tornado to pick me up and take me.

[ding dong]

Carried by thousands of little people like Gulliver