Jump to content
Go ad-free! Get £5 off your annual GOLD subscription 🎉 This weekend only! Enter code GLASTOSALE at checkout

  • Sign Up!

    Join our friendly community of music lovers and be part of the fun 😎

The news we will have missed...

Guest Mr Ploppy

By Guest Mr Ploppy
in Chat

 Share

Recommended Posts

Mr Ploppy Newbie

Mr Ploppy

Posted
Posted

For those of us that switch off for 5 days at Glasto, what will have happened when we switch on the TV when we get home on Monday 29th?

No politics please but make your guesses honestly like:

* Jordan will have been on a chat show slating Andre

* Ofcom will get flooded with complaints about Big Brother

* Petrol will be more expensive by a further 7p per litre than it is today (and its already over a quid)!

or completely farcical like:

* Rod Hull found to have faked his death as Emu claims on Twitter

* Tabloid photo of Arnie on holiday shows tattoo across his back saying 'UZI 9mm'.

* Mola Ram survived Temple Of Doom fall and now has a butchers shop in Wales selling (still beating) hearts.

Go for it!

MrPloppy :P

Link to comment
Share on other sites
dieweener Newbie

dieweener

Posted
Posted

Lol, nice thread!

More than likely something big will of happened on Big Brother, don't care enough to hazard a guess.

Gordon Brown resigns as PM and decides to go down the Joaquin Phoneix route and have a rap career and actually played a secret slot at Glastonbury but no-one saw him.

The 6 people off the missing plane, who call themselves the Air France 6, come back from a mysterious Island where there are smoke monsters and a weird Dharma Initiative stuff.

Richard & Judy move channels, again, to Playboy X, Sky Channel 937

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Messy Contributor

Messy

Posted
Posted

Aliens will invade the earth

Cristiano Ronaldo will sign for Grimsby Town

Roy Keane will come out as a homosexual

Gordon Brown will fake his own death, only to be discovered ruling a tribe of Maoris in Australia two days later.

Seriously, I don't know.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
remote Newbie

remote

Posted
Posted

Someone relatively famous will die, no doubt. Always one of those rumours going around the site.

I remember the year Mr Countdown died and no one believed it, I felt quite bad when I heard it on radio 1 on the way home.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
HurrahBrother Newbie

HurrahBrother

Posted
Posted

Wasn't it 1993 that the rumor was that the PM had thrown a hissy fit and and thown in the towel (John Majors put up of shut up speach) was going round the site, and everyone thought it was a load of tosh?

Hmm

I'm all for having the whole site unable to leave on the Monday morning because of a Suspected Swine flu outbreak on site. We are all under quarentine and can't leave untill at least the 10th of July!

Link to comment
Share on other sites
TaylorT Explorer

TaylorT

Posted
Posted
Just me or would Glastonbury be a pretty good place to be if zombies ever did take over? :P Big f**k off fence would be good. Then again if only takes one person to get infected and everyones buggered.

Theres a film in this...

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
×
 Share
Go to topic listing

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
×
×
  • Create New...