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Reports are coming in from the AP news wires that thousands of people at this years Glastonbury are refusing to leave claiming that 2009 has been the best year for decades.

It is being reported that Michael Eavis has allowed the festival to continue for a further 3 days but has advised that everyone who stays will have to make their own entertainment but will be free to perform on the Pyramid Stage".

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I'm with sweaver on this one...

With the small difference that freak climatic conditions will see tidal flooding in the Thames and central London (ie Westminster) will be under 8' of water.

Owing to the success of Glastonbury and the lack of an alternative or truly viable government, Michael Eavis is asked to act as PM...

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We will all come down with Glasto Flu and be quarantined on site and not allowed to leave for the rest of the summer...we can hope eh? :(:(

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BREAKING NEWS : BREAKING NEWS : BREAKING NEWS : BREAKING NEWS

Reports are coming in from the AP news wires that thousands of people at this years Glastonbury are refusing to leave claiming that 2009 has been the best year for decades.

It is being reported that Michael Eavis has allowed the festival to continue for a further 3 days but has advised that everyone who stays will have to make their own entertainment but will be free to perform on the Pyramid Stage".

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thats one thing about mobiles now you just dont get any decent rumours going around

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A politician was recorded answering a simple question yes or no. Even if it was just their name (the address was too complicated, literally) at their trial for expenses fraud.

GMTV weather girls discover they look ridiculous and get some decent clothes.

Alan Sugar files for bankruptcy after someone actually buys one of his products.

Peter Andre writes a song with decent lyrics.

Aliens get fed up with the game "Earth" and press Reset.

Obama actually delivers on a promise.

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  • Alan Sugar wrapped up in expenses scandal

  • David Cameron photographed wearing a tutu

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  • Susan Boyle and Amy Winehouse team record together a cover of Afroman's "Because I Got High"

  • Jade Goody seen on a mountain in Galilee

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