cups of piss

[rabid]

so you realise it's out of order, but you can't be arsed...

kind of sums it up, doesn't it

[xlauriex]

Saw Oasis in Bournemouth last year and got covered in piss.

[Monkismo]

I'm not joining the pro crowd but a couple of my mates got done by the Green Police a couple of years back for weeing in a hedge (it was 2007 and the wade to the toilet would have taken them ages!) but in their ticking off the Police actually told them, if they did get cut short, that they should wee in a cup and then put it in the bin. So cup weeing is encouraged just as long as its disposed of correctly. I couldn't do it anyway. What a waste of a perfectly good cup!

Edited June 9, 2009 by Monkismo

[muddyslingbax]

Point taken, but I'm not sure the size of your bits reflects directly your bladder capacity. You may be right, and this may be the reason that women seem to have weaker bladders than men, as they have no/inverse bits.

It's either that or something to do with the anatomy of the pelvic floor.

In another thread around 'preparation for Glasto', i wasn't joking when i said that i'd been doing pelvic floor excerices; they're a winner.

[rabid]

It's either that or something to do with the anatomy of the pelvic floor.

In another thread around 'preparation for Glasto', i wasn't joking when i said that i'd been doing pelvic floor excerices; they're a winner.

[Pilton]

We can just tie a knot in it.

[muddyslingbax]

We can just tie a knot in it.

[Billy09]

Point taken, but I'm not sure the size of your bits reflects directly your bladder capacity. You may be right, and this may be the reason that women seem to have weaker bladders than men, as they have no/inverse bits.

It's either that or something to do with the anatomy of the pelvic floor.

In another thread around 'preparation for Glasto', i wasn't joking when i said that i'd been doing pelvic floor excerices; they're a winner.

[halfpint]

I had to explain people throwing cups of piss to somebody at work the other day who had overheard somebody talking about the Oasis gig they had been to - she was absolutley amazed / baffled / disgusted - espeically when i told her thats why i have a water proof, wide brimmed festival hat.

I had to go into the whole how you know its piss and not another liqiud thats hit you discussion. Delightful subject.

[Billy09]

I had to explain people throwing cups of piss to somebody at work the other day who had overheard somebody talking about the Oasis gig they had been to - she was absolutley amazed / baffled / disgusted - espeically when i told her thats why i have a water proof, wide brimmed festival hat.

I had to go into the whole how you know its piss and not another liqiud thats hit you discussion. Delightful subject.

[Amlo4ka]

Never had it at Glastonbury, but at reading, especially in tents, it happens so much! Whenever you get hit with liquid you have to smell it to see if its water...i always try and fool myself and pretend it is

[Rolf Harris]

For some reason its a bit of a thing to do at Oasis gig, never seen the appeal myself.

happened quite a bit at the artic monkeys at the lccc a few years back.

[rabid]

call me old fashioned... but... why?

[muddyslingbax]

Yeah I saw that at the time and laughed. Are you using those weighted cone things (you'll know hat I mean if you are)? I find them particularly funny.

I was also amused that the guy who I was replying to with this seemed t think it was a serious respone, or maybe I'm now missing his humour.

We've not had a pro-piss chucking for a while now, apart from the weirdo in the pushing thread with the pissng on peoples legs fetish. Is this a victory for the self appointed green vigilantes?

[TokiDoki]

I see lots of drinks being thrown, i've been hit by beer quite a lot but never piss unless my nose is deceiving me. I've heard of people rolling up some paper/newspaper and using it to piss in peoples wellies, not sure if thats just an urban myth though!

[Bradders]

I got hit by one at Leeds Fest, right in the mouth. Nasty. The Enemy were on, which gives you an idea of the type of crowd who're likely to do it. Also explains why I was looking the other way

[dunny oasis]

hmmm, get covered in piss and have to listen to shit all night - sounds like a great gig!

whohahahahahahaha!

[lofichic]

So I guess it'd better to push through possibly thousands of other people, leaving behind my disabled cousin and possibly taking up to 20 minutes or more; just so a little bit of urine doesn't soak into the soil?

I deserve to be shot.

[Neville Street]

9 pages on cups of piss, that's really popped the excitement bubble for today. I had been planning a "towards the front" spot for Springsteen, but clearly can't risk that until after Kasabian have finished now, and even then i guess I will have to stay behind the one that is half way between mixer and the front to avoid a high risk of a piss drenching. Mind you, I will then be in the middle of all the flags, and may be tempted to join the dark side.

But seriously, I was surprised it took to page 8 for someone to suggest Travel Johns, this is actually something a friend and I had discussed for exactly this scenario, and the Neil Young plan. I reckon they will hold two or three "visits" and can be put in a bag tied onto my belt. A bit revolting, but not as bad as "in a cup then on the floor" or "through a rolled up newspaper into a neighbours welly" (although that is a funny idea on the face of it!).

Here's to a dry and non piss-stained festival

[Billy09]

hehe! i do know what you mean but no not using them just squeeze technique lol

i didn't see the leg pissers post...takes all sorts eh?

The only piss i can tolerate near me if my own. As a nurse i would object strongly to being exposed to anyone else's piss whilst off duty; it's not a bloody busmans holiday is it?

[madfrank]

Its rife.

Once in Glasto, this guy tried to shove past me but I wasnt having none of it.

Minutes later he was pissing on my leg and when I turned round he legged it.

I always wished I could have found that guy...

[Breeze]

ur clearly a dick.

oasis r the best british band to come out of england in the last 20 years

album sales, ticket sales can back me up on this.

who else could play to over 200,000 people at heaton park during a recession?????

and they are gona play to even more people, 3 sold out nights at wembley and other stadiums up and down the country!

your just one of the many that thinks its cool to not like oasis!!!

[travelling mr pastry]

1. Don't bring your "disabled cousin" into this. It's offensive to disabled people to use them as an excuse for you being a slob and pissing on the floor. What is wrong with your cousin that he couldn't stand on his own for 10 minutes while you used the toilets?

[Billy09]

how dare you mention disabled people in anything other than pity?

[Billy09]

ur clearly a dick.

oasis r the best british band to come out of england in the last 20 years

album sales, ticket sales can back me up on this.

who else could play to over 200,000 people at heaton park during a recession?????

and they are gona play to even more people, 3 sold out nights at wembley and other stadiums up and down the country!

your just one of the many that thinks its cool to not like oasis!!!