GLASTONBURY GOING

[LORD ALAIN DAMAGE]

I am delighted to offer a market on the official going for the 2009 Glastonbury Festival -

1/3 Heavy

9/4 Soft

7/1 Meeting abandoned- course waterlogged

14/1 Good to soft

20/1 Meeting abandoned - any other reason (swine flu, terrorist attack, East 17 cancelling, etc etc)

33/1 Good

100/1 Good to firm

500/1 Firm

Bets will be settled as per the official going declared by myself in the Stone Circle at 14.00 GMT on Friday 26th June. All prices subject to fluctuation.

Good day to you all.

[IGNITE77]

20 quid on firm - at those odds.............

[Lincoln Six-Echo]

i'll have £100 on Firm, it's definitely going to be a firm one!

[randy marsh]

Do we have a list on the runners and riders yet? I've had a tip from a mate of a mate of a mate that "Eavis's Beard" is a dead cert. I'm putting 500euro's on it!!!

[beamends]

My money's on Soon To Be Glue in the 3.30 at Kempton Park - well, it's a safer bet than the British weather ;-)

[windy_miller]

It will be good

[Superscally]

20 quid on soft, with a fiver on good and firm...you could regret the long odds...

[INeedBeer]

ill give u £20 if E17 cancel!!!!!

[Alcatraz]

I look forward to Alex Hammonds tip of the day on Sky Sports News

[abu hamster]

Whats the odds on moist

[Alcatraz]

Whats the odds on moist

[marktea]

Blimey, can tell you don't work for Ladbrokes

£100 on firm

[grandadcollective]

What are the odds on infirm?

[LORD ALAIN DAMAGE]

Update -

Following a flood of early telephone money I have had to slash the odds on Meeting Abandoned (course waterlogged) from 7/1 into 9/2.

[matt2007]

Sorry but is this to do with what the long drops will have to put up with or the weather????????????

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If anyone wants to check the correct terms please goole the "Bristol Stool Form Chart" and no it is not about something you sit on..............

unless you have a very sad accident.

[mynameisearl]

Whats the odds on moist

[dotdotdot]

what odds are you offering on the following:

tent erection failure

biblical floods

horses tranquilized in the park area

[Aragorn]

I look forward to Alex Hammonds tip of the day on Sky Sports News

[MikeyB37]

Does anyone else think this dude looks like the boy in the legendary "Can you explain this photo?" thread?

[tinpottery]

£10 each way Good to firm, please.

[mynameisearl]

[LORD ALAIN DAMAGE]

Please see my earlier posting with regards to floods.

As for tents and horse tranquilizer I`m afraid there would be too may integrity issues in offering such markets as they would be open to manipulation.

what odds are you offering on the following:

tent erection failure

biblical floods

horses tranquilized in the park area

[windy_miller]

[crimsonking]

Whats the odds on a white Glasto

[Redcanadahat]

that pic looks photoshopped.