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SPECIAL GUESTS REVEALED


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EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!!!!!

My mate Kev, who has a friend of a friend who works backstage at one of the stages... well, kind of one of the stages. He's sort of in a technical capacity. But his friend Dave, right, well, he has his ear to the ground, and nose to the grindstone, and he's heard all kinds of of scoppy type stuff regarding the Special Guests slots.

Well, I say he's in a technical capacity... he's a frier, ok. He fries bits of potato in oil. In a van. But the van is actually on the Glastonbury festival site. Not right now, obviously, but in a couple of weeks, he'll be selling chips and burgers, and wearing a hairnet that makes him look like that old woman who used to be in Coronation Street but got hit by a bus, or had a heart attack or something. I dunno really... I think it was in the black and white days, so maye she died in the war.

Anyway, here's Kev's (via Dave) Super Secret Special Guest Scoop!!!

Feed your head with with our well-lubricated tasty gossip and rumour!!!!

SPECIAL GUEST 1 : [Pyramid/Friday] .-. The Jamie Oliver Roadshow (festival version)

SPECIAL GUEST 2 : [Park/Friday] .-. Bodger and Badger ("After Dark") (18+)

SPECIAL GUEST 3 : [Park/Friday] .-. Keith sings Lily (Allen Senior tackles the "hits" in a dress, whilst eating Cauliflower Cheese)

SPECIAL GUEST 4 : [Park/Saturday] .-. Brian Harvey and Emu

SPECIAL GUEST 5 : [Queen's Head/Saturday] .-. Pam Ayres' "Up The Kernow" Monologues

SPECIAL GUEST 6 : [Guardian Lounge/Sunday] .-. Slipknot

Got a better scoop?

If you think you can beat Kev's celebrity goss for accuracy, put them down here.

I dare you.

Grrr.

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EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!!!!!

My mate Kev, who has a friend of a friend who works backstage at one of the stages... well, kind of one of the stages. He's sort of in a technical capacity. But his friend Dave, right, well, he has his ear to the ground, and nose to the grindstone, and he's heard all kinds of of scoppy type stuff regarding the Special Guests slots.

Well, I say he's in a technical capacity... he's a frier, ok. He fries bits of potato in oil. In a van. But the van is actually on the Glastonbury festival site. Not right now, obviously, but in a couple of weeks, he'll be selling chips and burgers, and wearing a hairnet that makes him look like that old woman who used to be in Coronation Street but got hit by a bus, or had a heart attack or something. I dunno really... I think it was in the black and white days, so maye she died in the war.

Anyway, here's Kev's (via Dave) Super Secret Special Guest Scoop!!!

Feed your head with with our well-lubricated tasty gossip and rumour!!!!

SPECIAL GUEST 1 : [Pyramid/Friday] .-. The Jamie Oliver Roadshow (festival version)

SPECIAL GUEST 2 : [Park/Friday] .-. Bodger and Badger ("After Dark") (18+)

SPECIAL GUEST 3 : [Park/Friday] .-. Keith sings Lily (Allen Senior tackles the "hits" in a dress, whilst eating Cauliflower Cheese)

SPECIAL GUEST 4 : [Park/Saturday] .-. Brian Harvey and Emu

SPECIAL GUEST 5 : [Queen's Head/Saturday] .-. Pam Ayres' "Up The Kernow" Monologues

SPECIAL GUEST 6 : [Guardian Lounge/Sunday] .-. Slipknot

Got a better scoop?

If you think you can beat Kev's celebrity goss for accuracy, put them down here.

I dare you.

Grrr.

:D

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I'm intrigued by Jamie Oliver's festival roadshow, is he going to be teaching us how to cook burnt baked beans and tasty pot noodles (an impossibility) on a camping stove?

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EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!!!!!

SPECIAL GUEST 1 : [Pyramid/Friday] .-. The Jamie Oliver Roadshow (festival version)

SPECIAL GUEST 2 : [Park/Friday] .-. Bodger and Badger ("After Dark") (18+)

SPECIAL GUEST 3 : [Park/Friday] .-. Keith sings Lily (Allen Senior tackles the "hits" in a dress, whilst eating Cauliflower Cheese)

SPECIAL GUEST 4 : [Park/Saturday] .-. Brian Harvey and Emu

SPECIAL GUEST 5 : [Queen's Head/Saturday] .-. Pam Ayres' "Up The Kernow" Monologues

SPECIAL GUEST 6 : [Guardian Lounge/Sunday] .-. Slipknot

Got a better scoop?

If you think you can beat Kev's celebrity goss for accuracy, put them down here.

I dare you.

Grrr.

:O

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