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Bloody hell how many old people are there on here!!!

I was at Knebworth in 79

I’m well into my midlife crisis i.e. I’ve recently got a tattoo & bought 4 guitars even though I can’t play!!!

I teach teenagers so therefore I hate them.

I have to get up for a piss at least once a night.

I bought my Glastonbury Hat at M&S!!

So what time is this meet then?

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I'm 42 Sunday so Qualify into the 'grumpy old man' club I guess...

Perhaps meet needs to be near acoustic stage by real ale bar, where we can sample those ales and talk about how they don't make beers like this anymore , how lager is "full of gas", and how much we get ripped off;

Then perhaps a tour of glasto bars including the dance arena where we all put our fingers in ears in unison and curse the teenagers who can dance - chanting "they don't make music like the old day's, its a load of noise"

Finally end up at the Pyramid where we settle down for Bono and U2

I can picture it

"ahhh now for real music, Whats this Dizzy who?!!, Wheres that young Bono Son??!

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Bloody hell how many old people are there on here!!!

I was at Knebworth in 79

I’m well into my midlife crisis i.e. I’ve recently got a tattoo & bought 4 guitars even though I can’t play!!!

I teach teenagers so therefore I hate them.

I have to get up for a piss at least once a night.

I bought my Glastonbury Hat at M&S!!

So what time is this meet then?

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being a middle aged man at glasto, problems and solutions

problem - needing to pee 3 times in the night

Solution - a wide necked fabric conditioner bottle (not boasting, but if you tried peeing in a coke bottle you know what I mean)

problem - back is f@ked by Friday

solution - painkillers, alcohol etc!

problem - short skirts and wellies

solution - sunglasses

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