Middle aged man meet...

[karlpowell]

me in left field

[strudders]

Might Induce Low Flying

[DaveMac]

Modern Independent Latino Females

[strudders]

Modern Independent Latino Females

[karlpowell]

Man In Longdrop Fiasco

The mrs was reading this thread with me last night , she said she would like some middle aged man meat , So i said since she isnt attening glasto this year she cant come to the middle age man meet

[Breeze]

Most tragic thread of the year award goes to...

Who cares what age, race, religion, blood type, shoe size or IQ you are - you're at Glasto?

[Rufus Gwertigan]

Most tragic thread of the year award goes to...

Who cares what age, race, religion, blood type, shoe size or IQ you are - you're at Glasto?

[Rufus Gwertigan]

Modern Independent Latino Females

[beergut100]

Could we have a middle England meet, where we all read the Daily Mail and complain how Glasto is "full to the gunnels"

[Rufus Gwertigan]

Could we have a middle England meet, where we all read the Daily Mail and complain how Glasto is "full to the gunnels"

[Breeze]

and you have won the award for the biggest sap of the year for believing any of this

Edited June 15, 2009 by Breeze

[whatmidlifecrisis?]

With my screen name I just had to post. Nothing to say I just had to post.....

[Rufus Gwertigan]

With my screen name I just had to post. Nothing to say I just had to post.....

[whatmidlifecrisis?]

You are more than welcome at the Group Hug meets, and then later pop over to the "There. There. It's not the End of the World" meet

[Rufus Gwertigan]

That is most kind. Will my kids be able to drop me off there on Wednesday and pick me up on Monday? My son was just wondering....you don;t think he is trying to palm me off do you?

[Rufus Gwertigan]

Did somebody say MILF??????

where is this MILF meet?

Could the middle aged man meet hook up with MILF meet?

[sinhala]

Can I join in ?

52, campervan with my own duvet & pillow

[Moon Monkey]

I don't know if anyone has mentioned a dresscode but could I suggest the following:-

Evening: Some campervan T shirt from BHS, Jeans with shoes - absolutely no trainers!!!!

Daytime: Brand new, fresh out the packet worn looking combats - from next ofcourse

[Curtains1]

Paedophile meet?

[Rufus Gwertigan]

I don't know if anyone has mentioned a dresscode but could I suggest the following:-

Evening: Some campervan T shirt from BHS, Jeans with shoes - absolutely no trainers!!!!

Daytime: Brand new, fresh out the packet worn looking combats - from next ofcourse

[StormCrow]

Bloody hell how many old people are there on here!!!

I was at Knebworth in 79

I’m well into my midlife crisis i.e. I’ve recently got a tattoo & bought 4 guitars even though I can’t play!!!

I teach teenagers so therefore I hate them.

I have to get up for a piss at least once a night.

I bought my Glastonbury Hat at M&S!!

So what time is this meet then?

[drewsstrat]

I'm 42 Sunday so Qualify into the 'grumpy old man' club I guess...

Perhaps meet needs to be near acoustic stage by real ale bar, where we can sample those ales and talk about how they don't make beers like this anymore , how lager is "full of gas", and how much we get ripped off;

Then perhaps a tour of glasto bars including the dance arena where we all put our fingers in ears in unison and curse the teenagers who can dance - chanting "they don't make music like the old day's, its a load of noise"

Finally end up at the Pyramid where we settle down for Bono and U2

I can picture it

"ahhh now for real music, Whats this Dizzy who?!!, Wheres that young Bono Son??!

Edited May 24, 2010 by drewsstrat

[puppetmode]

Is this not the doomed to fail Naked, middle aged man meet up from last year. where nobody turned up?

I feel twice as old and 3 times as wide this year but still willing.

Will need to be well oiled to defrock

[TheBigJT]

Bloody hell how many old people are there on here!!!

I was at Knebworth in 79

I’m well into my midlife crisis i.e. I’ve recently got a tattoo & bought 4 guitars even though I can’t play!!!

I teach teenagers so therefore I hate them.

I have to get up for a piss at least once a night.

I bought my Glastonbury Hat at M&S!!

So what time is this meet then?

[chilla]

being a middle aged man at glasto, problems and solutions

problem - needing to pee 3 times in the night

Solution - a wide necked fabric conditioner bottle (not boasting, but if you tried peeing in a coke bottle you know what I mean)

problem - back is f@ked by Friday

solution - painkillers, alcohol etc!

problem - short skirts and wellies

solution - sunglasses