don't like the toilets? check this out...

[pezzypops]

[strudders]

Extends your reach by a full 18 inches!

This is for extraordinary "cant get out the house and need a fork lift truck" fat people isnt it!

Why would you want to extend your reach by 18ches!

Only in America

[ThomThomDrum]

HOLY SHIT!!! WTF!!!

[Runner]

Damn, they didn't include the number!!!!

[thomj42]

it's not having poor reach that causes me to dislike festival toilets, it's all the other peoples shit and piss.

maybe i'm alone on this

[jamseyboy]

You could wipe someone elses arse with that one.

Idea for a money making scheme..........custom arse wiping service. You could hang around the long drops waiting to be summoned......when needed shove your arm under the door and scrub away. Ideal for those sticky festival poos that need that extra bit of shifting.

Kerching!

This time next year I,ll be a millionaire.

Edited June 13, 2009 by jamseyboy

[Spindles]

As long as I don't have to see sh*t smeared about I'll be happy (unpleasant memory of a particular reading toilet last year)

[karlpowell]

HOLY SHIT What the f**k is that

[chuckley]

so its for fat people and those that dont want carers?!

[The Aardvark]

Shit in a bin bag in your tent and avoid the extra expence and heartache

[marktea]

Well I was a bit unsure but then they came in with the clincher - a free Get-A-Grip!!!

Who can say no to 18 inches of reach PLUS a grippy handle type thingy. I might have to order two.

[Spuddy]

They missed a marketing opportunity with this product - it should have been called "Shit on a Stick"

[strudders]

They missed a marketing opportunity with this product - it should have been called "Shit on a Stick"

[travelling mr pastry]

What the point of it? Your still using a bleeding tissues. Americans... I'll never get em!