DaveMac Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 Hahahahahahahahahah thats just made me laugh soooooooooo much very good reply Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LusciousLucy Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 can I see cheese there???? You are tempting me madam with your cheesy bits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LusciousLucy Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 And to the group I say this - we must remain vigilent! Always keep an eye on your friends - if you see any of them being talked to by old women, whether from Hartlepool or not, make sure they are ok and in control of the situation. If we stick together we can keep all our boys safe from the sexual predators that roam our festivals. Look after yourselves - and each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rufus Gwertigan Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 Oh bollocks...forgot about you and today's cheese fetish...thought you said you were throwing in the towel??? Eh eh EEEHHHH!??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBoyInTheBubble Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 I think we all need to acknowledge how brave The Boy is for admitting this to the group. It takes guts to be able to tell a group of strangers about being sexually assaulted by an older woman. If you need to talk about it at one of the meets - I'll be there for you. I'm not saying it's going to be easy but talking about it is the first step. If you take it one step at a time then one day, one day, you might be able to drink JD outside your tent again without fear of women from Hartlepool attacking you. And to the group I say this - we must remain vigilent! Always keep an eye on your friends - if you see any of them being talked to by old women, whether from Hartlepool or not, make sure they are ok and in control of the situation. If we stick together we can keep all our boys safe from the sexual predators that roam our festivals. Look after yourselves - and each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liverlou Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 And to the group I say this - we must remain vigilent! Always keep an eye on your friends - if you see any of them being talked to by old women, whether from Hartlepool or not, make sure they are ok and in control of the situation. If we stick together we can keep all our boys safe from the sexual predators that roam our festivals. Look after yourselves - and each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LusciousLucy Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 might have to start a drunken old female sexual predator woman meet.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liverlou Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 And they blame the youth of today for all society's problems.. when really its a group of sad middle aged Glasto goers who cause all the trouble... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBoyInTheBubble Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 Hmm... I was hoping to attend ths singles meet malarky but now i think I might spoil you young'uns enjoyment as it sound like you've all been frightened to death of any woman over the age of 25!! Even if not from Hartlepool. might have to start a drunken old female sexual predator woman meet.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niceandfriendly Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 i'm 20 and would absolutely love to be sexually assaulted by an older woman. pm me if interested. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBoyInTheBubble Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 i'm 20 and would absolutely love to be sexually assaulted by an older woman. pm me if interested. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niceandfriendly Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 Just get to Flares. The one in Southampton is HUGE if memory serves me correctly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBoyInTheBubble Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 sorry, i should have mentioned, said woman must have her own teeth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goblinz Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 sorry, i should have mentioned, said woman must have her own teeth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derfman Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 what about fatties can we come? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Man drew Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 Lets have a go then!!! Sex: DO NOT SAY YES PLEASE! Male Preferred fun with Boys or Girls:Ladies Age: (ish) 24 Ideal date at Glasto: Doing the Quo dance with a random!!! Looking for just hugs or some fun just for the weekend or a little more: Cant beat a bit of slap and tickle! Fave tipple: Snakebite with wine Fave style of music to boogy to: Bit of anything and everything Other interests other than Glasto:Music, Footy and Pub Golf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Man drew Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 Just get to Flares. The one in Southampton is HUGE if memory serves me correctly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markeee Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 flares and reflex are awful, can't stand the music personally;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintrichie Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 Sex: Male Preferred fun with Boys or Girls: Girls Age: (ish) 29 Ideal date at Glasto: cheap, easy, fit and willing Looking for just hugs or some fun just for the weekend or a little more: Fun for the weekend Fave tipple: Cider Fave style of music to boogy to: mostly rock but if pissed will put up with other stuff Other interests other than Glasto: Football, boxing, UFC, Horror movies, and my Job ANYONE INTERESTED? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Runner Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 i'm 20 and would absolutely love to be sexually assaulted by an older woman. pm me if interested. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Runner Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 (edited) Ok, I'll do a serious one .... honest Sex: Female Preferred fun with Boys or Girls: Men Age: 37 for a few weeks Ideal date at Glasto: As long as we're laughing I'll be happy Looking for just hugs or some fun just for the weekend or a little more: I don't know!!! Fave tipple: At Glastonbury I'll have some pre-mixed cocktails, but also prone to cider Fave style of music to boogy to: If I'm in the right mood I'll dance to anything with a beat Other interests other than Glasto: Jewellery making, re-vamping furniture, cat naps (I'm a typical bloody Leo!), walking, photography, baking, odd bit of painting, wildlife, buying vinyl, playing vinyl and M U S I C ... Peace x Edited June 16, 2009 by Runner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spindles Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 This would be me then... Sex: Male Preferred fun with Boys or Girls: Just the ladies, thanks. Age: 38 Ideal date at Glasto: anything involving sunset Looking for just hugs or some fun just for the weekend or a little more: no clue, pleasant company is always nice Fave tipple: JD, rum, a pint of almost anything Fave style of music to boogy to: pretty much anything, going with the flow is what its all about Other interests other than Glasto: Walking,drawing,painting,reading,arty nonsense of various flavours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emmett milbarge Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 so beards ok??? but over 25 is middle aged hmmmm doesn't bold well, what happens when these wipper snapper become 25, they will think different then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Runner Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 so beards ok??? but over 25 is middle aged hmmmm doesn't bold well, what happens when these wipper snapper become 25, they will think different then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justabloke Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 I think that as I'm from Hartlepool, I'd best stay away from this event... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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