Toilet Hovering...

[Curtains1]

I have noticed over the years that many people have managed to shit in peculiar places in the portaloos! First off, who are the evil people that do toilet hovering? Secondly how do you manage to get it on the walls of the portaloos?

Edited June 16, 2009 by Curtains1

[ukslim]

Thirdly, who uses portaloos when there's nice long-drops.

[deschwah]

i can smell the heat crusted cess pits from here.. happy days

[roseyrose]

the only place where i can imagine this happening is those toilets by the stone circle! They are a small key hole on the ground and it is pretty dark in there.......aiming while squatting while pissed into a small key hole could be a problem

[Runner]

I didn't go near a portaloo. Long drops all the way for me

[Wooderson]

the only place where i can imagine this happening is those toilets by the stone circle! They are a small key hole on the ground and it is pretty dark in there.......aiming while squatting while pissed into a small key hole could be a problem

[LusciousLucy]

Dance Tent toilets early Naughties were pretty wrong. Opened one of the few turdis Eavis had kindly supplied...WHY do they do that? Only put the tiniest amount for the biggest amount of people...thankfully those days are now long gone...

anyhoo...opened the door to find a brown pile...JUST INSIDE THE DOORWAY!!! To this day I STILL cant figure out how the monghead that laid it managed such a feat! It was as if they had turned themselves round 180' and squatted without a care in the world! How do you spell bluruaruuruauruuoououuuuuugggh! <<<<<(Shudder)

And we wont even go into the toilets of Pre-Fence...Ithink a lot of us can vividly remember the days of the PYRAMID OF POO!!!!!

[old fence jumper]

Dance Tent toilets early Naughties were pretty wrong. Opened one of the few turdis Eavis had kindly supplied...WHY do they do that? Only put the tiniest amount for the biggest amount of people...thankfully those days are now long gone...

anyhoo...opened the door to find a brown pile...JUST INSIDE THE DOORWAY!!! To this day I STILL cant figure out how the monghead that laid it managed such a feat! It was as if they had turned themselves round 180' and squatted without a care in the world! How do you spell bluruaruuruauruuoououuuuuugggh! <<<<<(Shudder)

And we wont even go into the toilets of Pre-Fence...Ithink a lot of us can vividly remember the days of the PYRAMID OF POO!!!!!

[pezzypops]

I didn't go near a portaloo. Long drops all the way for me

[Pinhead]

Has anyone got a copy of or reference to the famous turdis 'Cable Poo' picture from Glasto some years ago that did the rounds on this forum? I have a 'doubter' here at work who does not believe such a feat was possible.

[bagpuss]

Has anyone got a copy of or reference to the famous turdis 'Cable Poo' picture from Glasto some years ago that did the rounds on this forum? I have a 'doubter' here at work who does not believe such a feat was possible.

[Pinhead]

Thanks for that - well found - looking at it now. Unfortunately, the link to the original picture is now dead

[kohoutec]

Has anyone got a copy of or reference to the famous turdis 'Cable Poo' picture from Glasto some years ago that did the rounds on this forum? I have a 'doubter' here at work who does not believe such a feat was possible.

[Pinhead]

Lol - yeah, I had a look there as well - am at work too which provoked someone into asking me why I was searching through pictures of sh1t, to which I replied, "becasue this jobs crap".

Anyway, the picture goes back beyond 2007 and this thread I think. I am sure it was doing the rounds here as far back as 2004.

[ollyrag]

Late 90's.

Porcelin toilets on railtrack above green peace space.

Opened longdrop type door - confronted with a conventional toilet with a pyramid (or inverted cone) on top of it of all the human effluence you can think of

On top of said pile (which was some 4 foot off the ground) some one had laid out a perfectly formed "walnut whip".

Still slightly disbeleive that someone managed to hover 4 feet from the ground for that one

[GingerRock]

I didn't go near a portaloo. Long drops all the way for me

[GingerRock]

Late 90's.

Porcelin toilets on railtrack above green peace space.

Opened longdrop type door - confronted with a conventional toilet with a pyramid (or inverted cone) on top of it of all the human effluence you can think of

On top of said pile (which was some 4 foot off the ground) some one had laid out a perfectly formed "walnut whip".

Still slightly disbeleive that someone managed to hover 4 feet from the ground for that one

[Rolf Harris]

nothing worse than opening the door to find a cleveland steamer on the seat

[kohoutec]

Yes, everyone's first glasto has a story about sitting down without looking, until they feel the shit pyramid touch a cheek. You only do that once.

[LusciousLucy]

Has anyone got a copy of or reference to the famous turdis 'Cable Poo' picture from Glasto some years ago that did the rounds on this forum? I have a 'doubter' here at work who does not believe such a feat was possible.

[kohoutec]

PLEASE NOONE POST THE IMAGE BACK UP THOUGH...

I STILL havent got over it from last time. Just wrong wrong wrong...the way it changes colour and everything!

Edited June 16, 2009 by kohoutec

[chuckley]

oh hell no to portaloos.

longdrops in busy areas are bad enuff!!!!!!!!!

[strudders]

the only issue with the weather this year will be....

The portaloos.....

They will be little sweat boxes of hell.... Stinking (see spelt it right that time Sam bloody Crawley! ) to high heaven and awful awful awful.....

Give me a L

Give me a O

Give me a N

you get the picture......