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Socks at Glastonbury.


Guest Rufus Gwertigan

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You can never have enough socks at a festival. You can use them on your feet, your hands, even as muffs. A few together you have a pillow, and they can be used to bulk to attract the ladies. You can use them to carry your beer or cheese. Got bored kids near by?? A few socks and you have a quick football. Or you could make sock puppets or boxing gloves with them. Or you could use your socks to tie the little shits up and gag them as well.

Socks. Buy socks. Lots of them.

Seriously chaps, it looks like it is going to be warm, and many folk ain't used to the pacing around. Look after your feet and your feet will look after you. Well not in an old age sense. I can't see your feet wiping your arse when you are old. Would be good to see though :)

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You can never have enough socks at a festival. You can use them on your feet, your hands, even as muffs. A few together you have a pillow, and they can be used to bulk to attract the ladies. You can use them to carry your beer or cheese. Got bored kids near by?? A few socks and you have a quick football. Or you could make sock puppets or boxing gloves with them. Or you could use your socks to tie the little shits up and gag them as well.

Socks. Buy socks. Lots of them.

Seriously chaps, it looks like it is going to be warm, and many folk ain't used to the pacing around. Look after your feet and your feet will look after you. Well not in an old age sense. I can't see your feet wiping your arse when you are old. Would be good to see though :)

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Rufus, after your very sound advice in my previous thread I have been busy today.

Boots cleaned

Gel insoles bought and fitted

Some talc bought

trainer socks to put under walking socks

Big pair of football socks for the front of the trousers

Should see me through!

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Can I just take the opportunity to slightly change the subject, I would like to talk about socks but of the latex kind.

Now lads these are just as important if not more so. Make sure you take some condoms with you and bag up. Feet will recover after a couple of days, Herpes stay with you for life.

Be safe, take plenty of socks.

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i will have 7 pairs of socks, is that enough for the arena?

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