How we laffed!

[ding dong]

oh and this

[Pipine]

There was a middle aged man near the caberet tent when I bumped into Adam and Joe, he was dressed in a white nighty and was talking into a carrot as if it was a phone.. most peculiar!

[Rufus Gwertigan]

I had one of my patented laughing fits over a sick joke by Chocky. we where leading to the junction near Trash City and I could not stop. At one stage a small circle had formed around me I think.

I even let out a little wee

[Straight Through]

the bloke with the "Tom Jones Shagged My Nan Hard" T-Shirt on during Tom Jones, saw him walking through the crowd before the great man but when they actually put him on the screens I was creasing. If you are on these boards I salute you.

Stone Henge by Spinal Tap.

[ministe2003]

We were walking through Jazz World and there was a topless woman walking beside us.

My brother, whilst staring at this woman's breasts, proceeded to walk straight into a 30 foot flag pole and spill his pint over himself, I laughed so hard I nearly threw up!

[ding dong]

We were walking through Jazz World and there was a topless woman walking beside us.

My brother, whilst staring at this woman's breasts, proceeded to walk straight into a 30 foot flag pole and spill his pint over himself, I laughed so hard I nearly threw up!

[grumpyhack]

Saw this wonderful guy in a litterpick overall going round with a black plastic bin bag and a pair of those grabbers you use to pick litter. He would carefully pick up a pice of litter and toss it over his shoulder completely missing the black bag and leaving it on the ground behind him.

At first people watching, including me, thought he was incompetant and then the penny dropped that it was a great gag. It got better when he pulled out his disinfectant spray, studied the grass thoughtfully and then carefully disinfected a six inch square section of perfectly clear grass.

Thank you all the unsung nutters who entertained us so well.

[Joshuwarr]

90% of the footage i filmed on my video camera

scouse neighbour: so whats your names?

me: Josh

scouse neighbour: ok, Josh

Dana: Dana

scouse neighbour: Danny.

Dana: No, Dana

scouse neighbour: Danny.

Dana: DANA! LIKE DIANA WITHOUT THE I!

scouse neighbour: oh sorry, Dana.

*fives minutes later when introducing us to his mates*

scouse neighbour: right, this is Josh and Danny!

[BlackHole2006]

The Bramble FM stage where people were doing the robot to 80s music. Then some random float came past it with people dressed up as bumblebees sitting on it. Serious WTF moment.

Adam and Joe telling jokes in the cabaret tent.

The whole of rolf harris set.

[VCK]

The whole of Spinal Tap's set.

[jamestheraver]

I have just uploaded this from my phone... i was in tears of laughter watching this

[OneLittleFish]

One of the people with us on the Friday morning after it had been raining trudging through the mud, turning round to us, saying "I'd better look after these jeans, these are my last pair and I want to get back on the bus" and immediately slipping and decking it in a big puddle of mud

[Okky]

A girl was shouting her fella who wandered off in front by calling his name "DAN........DAN......DAN"

Suddenly around 200 people were shouting Dan, and the man turned around and jokingly said "Alan Partridge is the bain of my life"

[4AssedMonkey]

So many things made me laugh uncontrollably, but the one that still makes me laugh when I think about it was my mate Bob. You probably had to be there but here goes.

Bob has a completely shaved head. We were sat outside the Queens Head having our first beer of the day on Sunday (a little worse for wear by that point and I'm sure you all know what I mean). The sun was out and everyone had hats on walking about. We started a chat about how glad we were that we'd brought sun hats for the weekend and Bob says "not many with baseball caps on". I say "well, they've only got the brim at the front so wouldn't cover your neck, or you wear it backwards and look like a twat". He says "I can't wear them anyway. I look like Roy f**king Castle and everyone walks past saying "ahhh, look at him"". I just lost it. Fits of hysterics for about 10 minutes and nearly cried a contact lense out.

I'm actually giggling while I type this.

[Red_Eye_Jedi]

Howard marks set this year, far too many brothers and spliffs.. then the man himself came on, as he walked past us to get on stage "You alright boys? " F**king legend. Then the whole set, oh my god.. He even did the whitey bit!! The whitey bit had me in stitches I couldn't breath. Masture of comedy without even realising! I'd highly recomend going to see him at any festival, classic.