how nice is this...

[staffsknot]

I hope she is on this forum somewhere..if she is and she see's this..oh my days. Just imagine how uncomfortable it will feel for her, knowing that you want to knock her back door through.

You can almost see it now....

Both of you watching Elbow..singing away, smilein at each other...

then wait. Whats this??

She just touched my hand..!!!!

Was it on purpose??

what do i do???

I know, hold her hand back..

OH JOY!! she held my hand!!!..But what now??

She looks at you in that way she only can..

you make the choice..you move in..you kiss her....

Oh...Wait..

she looks confused..almost upset??

what have you done?? you ruined everything..she hates you..you went to far..she begins to throw up and fart at the same time..this is so bad..evryone is looking at you.

You kill yourself.

Or something along that line..Good luck.

[Dannny]

I hope she is on this forum somewhere..if she is and she see's this..oh my days. Just imagine how uncomfortable it will feel for her, knowing that you want to knock her back door through.

You can almost see it now....

Both of you watching Elbow..singing away, smilein at each other...

then wait. Whats this??

She just touched my hand..!!!!

Was it on purpose??

what do i do???

I know, hold her hand back..

OH JOY!! she held my hand!!!..But what now??

She looks at you in that way she only can..

you make the choice..you move in..you kiss her....

Oh...Wait..

she looks confused..almost upset??

what have you done?? you ruined everything..she hates you..you went to far..she begins to throw up and fart at the same time..this is so bad..evryone is looking at you.

You kill yourself.

Or something along that line..Good luck.

[bekimo]

Classic

Dannny what everyone is basically trying to point out through the medium of sarcasm and satire is that its great you did that but that whatever good intentions you may have will be destroyed the moment you tell everyone about it. Mates will wonder why they didn't get a ticket, others will assume you're after something. It's like donating to UNICEF and then telling everyone how much you donated, much cooler to keep it to yourself and those involved lest someone come and p**s on your chips.

Important thing both of you enjoy V Festival and all the rest don't matter.

[GuffGuy]

I'm sorry, but even I laughed at the top one, yeah, that's probably how it will go.

I know it's all sarcasim, I suppose when I was reading it the sarcasim didn't come across very sarcastic, somehow..

but hey, it's all good. Laugh away at me folks!!!

hehehe

[Alexx (:]

Awww, bless.

Although, if a male friend brought me a ticket, I would feel like I owe them. Hmm.

I'm predicting drunken groping.

[Andynet]

Have fun mate.

[DeadAmos]

Although, if a male friend brought me a ticket, I would feel like I owe them. Hmm.

I'm predicting drunken groping.

[Dannny]

I think Dannny's motives are totally honorable , I don't think this lucky young ladie has any thing to worry about from unwanted advances

Coz dannny's GAY

Only joking mate

[Alexx (:]

Be my gay friend Dannny?

Seriously though, you're doing a nice thing. We're probably just all sarcastic or jealous.

[bekimo]

Be my gay friend Dannny?

Seriously though, you're doing a nice thing. We're probably just all sarcastic or jealous.

[staffsknot]

I'm now scared of buying a round of coffees for the girls at V now after reading the socio-sexual implications of said actions, jesus this cause and effect stuff really gets you

Dannny now you've raised another spectre mate (not the Bond organisation), what if she things that you're buying her the ticket and she's on a promise? You just haven't thought this through have you? You good intentional people cause all the harm in the world

Now that clearly is sarcasm.

[Alexx (:]

I'm now scared of buying a round of coffees for the girls at V now after reading the socio-sexual implications of said actions, jesus this cause and effect stuff really gets you

Dannny now you've raised another spectre mate (not the Bond organisation), what if she things that you're buying her the ticket and she's on a promise? You just haven't thought this through have you? You good intentional people cause all the harm in the world

Now that clearly is sarcasm.

[bekimo]

I'm now scared of buying a round of coffees for the girls at V now after reading the socio-sexual implications of said actions, jesus this cause and effect stuff really gets you

[Dannny]

I love you all, i'll be all of your gay friends (that wants it ofc)

I realise your all joking hehehe...

I'm not taking it personally, other than that StevoUK guy.. i think he's a bit of a prick...

You all Rock, can't wait to see you all and have a beer with ya's.. yes, gay people drink beer too.

[Andynet]

I'm not taking it personally, other than that StevoUK guy.. i think he's a bit of a prick...

[staffsknot]

You all Rock, can't wait to see you all and have a beer with ya's..

[GuffGuy]

I'd buy you a beer but god knows what some people would think

[The Cat Burglar]

Everyone is being a bit judgemental but it's all in jest. It's a very nice gesture..............

However to do something nice then say 'how nice is this...' and post it on here is a bit weird. But if you need your ego massaging a little then yes you're great. Well done you.

[GuffGuy]

Everyone is being a bit judgemental but it's all in jest. It's a very nice gesture..............

However to do something nice then say 'how nice is this...' and post it on here is a bit weird. But if you need your ego massaging a little then yes you're great. Well done you.

[heavenly271]

bollox

Edited July 15, 2009 by heavenly271

[GuffGuy]

bollox

[Flaminglippy]

Are you the 'Friend' in question???

[GuffGuy]

No...I am! He bought me a ticket and then asked me to touch his naughty engorged love-pump...

I think its a nice gesture...I've won tickets before and give them to mates who couldn't afford to go...and if he gets a bunk up, its a bonus!

[Budweiser]

I hope she is on this forum somewhere..if she is and she see's this..oh my days. Just imagine how uncomfortable it will feel for her, knowing that you want to knock her back door through.

You can almost see it now....

Both of you watching Elbow..singing away, smilein at each other...

then wait. Whats this??

She just touched my hand..!!!!

Was it on purpose??

what do i do???

I know, hold her hand back..

OH JOY!! she held my hand!!!..But what now??

She looks at you in that way she only can..

you make the choice..you move in..you kiss her....

Oh...Wait..

she looks confused..almost upset??

what have you done?? you ruined everything..she hates you..you went to far..she begins to throw up and fart at the same time..this is so bad..evryone is looking at you.

You kill yourself.

Or something along that line..Good luck.

[tell]

In my world when a man says "would you like a coffee" it generally means one thing!!