how nice is this...

[richietal]

well done for coming out!!

and of course admiting you enjoy nothing more than a 56" black rubber cock of death rammed into your- soon to be colyflowed arsehole, with super stylin playing at full blast 1" from your left ear.

.....while watching eastenders...over a couch..

[Dannny]

You got my saturday night down to the last detail!!

[redmad1971]

she likes her balls being rubbed as well...

[redmad1971]

Just tickle her behind her ear...she likes that...

[Dannny]

She prefers tickling of the little man in the boat. I suspect she used to date an angler.

[Flaminglippy]

well done for coming out!!

and of course admiting you enjoy nothing more than a 56" black rubber cock of death rammed into your- soon to be colyflowed arsehole, with super stylin playing at full blast 1" from your left ear.

.....while watching eastenders...over a couch..

[staffsknot]

If we keep going eventually we'll hit that line again, we'll just have been around the world too...

[GuffGuy]

I guess your well qualified / experienced to know about rubbing balls.

[GuffGuy]

wow. A bit harsh I feel.

[heavenly271]

I apologise for my bollox outburst I had wrote a post my fella took offence to so had to edit it and henceforth showed my annoyance by writing bollox lol

You must let us know when you get back from V how it goes

[redmad1971]

that post at 4:41AM, what the hell you doing up at that time?

then again.. it's 5:07 and i haven't slept tonight....

[GuffGuy]

If we keep going eventually we'll hit that line again, we'll just have been around the world too...

[Alexx (:]

push it further!!!!!!

[redmad1971]

yeah man. i play cricket.

[GuffGuy]

That's what she said

[GuffGuy]

Red, leathery balls (that often swing). A sure sign of bizarre sexual practice.

[staffsknot]

Is the devil the name of the 56" black rubber appendage you 'accidentally sat on' causing you to have to go to A&E or is it the red leathery ball you put in your mouth to stop screaming out Pat Butcher (is she still in Eastenders?) name?

[GuffGuy]

Is the devil the name of the 56" black rubber appendage you 'accidentally sat on' causing you to have to go to A&E or is it the red leathery ball you put in your mouth to stop screaming out Pat Butcher (is she still in Eastenders?) name?

[rhysieg]

Is the devil the name of the 56" black rubber appendage you 'accidentally sat on' causing you to have to go to A&E or is it the red leathery ball you put in your mouth to stop screaming out Pat Butcher (is she still in Eastenders?) name?

[staffsknot]

Thermal pants and a wonderbra do not a Wonderwoman make...

[Alexx (:]

I have no idea whether this has been affected by the fact I walked a marathon, then went camping last night and didn't actually sleep at all but this whole thread is quite hilarious

Catwoman's clearly better than Wonderwoman!

[GuffGuy]

I have no idea whether this has been affected by the fact I walked a marathon, then went camping last night and didn't actually sleep at all but this whole thread is quite hilarious

Catwoman's clearly better than Wonderwoman!

[Dannny]

you guys lost me at ... the start of all this...

[GuffGuy]

you guys lost me at ... the start of all this...

[staffsknot]

Dean Gaffney, he's the spotty fella right who was in those WKD adverts?

How on earth can he have sex without:

a. his face popping

b. his teeth snagging on any protruding objects

Catwoman is in no way better than Wonderwoman as Catwoman has claws and spends all day licking herself (fair enough) and crapping in a tray claiming to be clean...

4th best 2 minutes, jesus he's bought her a ticket no need to buy her a Magnum ice cream as well.

Dannny its best that we've lost you mate, its a long dark horrifying road to travel to where we're at now.

Edited July 17, 2009 by staffsknot