how nice is this...

[staffsknot]

Why do boys fancy drawings?! I mean men totally obsess over lois and lara croft and even jessica rabbit. But I have never met a girl who has had a crush on an animated character. yet another reason why boys remain a complete mystery!!

[bekimo]

I am disturbed that you like Lois from Family Guy though, well could of been worse, could of been Brian

[amy246]

With a little encouragement from Alexx pick your own superhero!

[redmad1971]

After a rainy weekend at V even Halle Berry and Michelle Pfeifer would look more wet pussy than catwoman.

[staffsknot]

With a little encouragement from Alexx pick your own superhero!

[DeadAmos]

20 mins later the police kicked in my front door

[staffsknot]

Nope but the less said about the cavity search by PC 'Bighands' the better.

[Flaminglippy]

Nowt wrong with being who you are mate, got a friend who's so camp he could sh*t tent pegs

But this is so hypothetical we might as well be talking over who's hotter Wilma or Betty from the Flintstones... Wilma.

[GuffGuy]

He can shit tent pegs?? Bet he's popular at festivals...

I'd go for a 3way with Wilma and Betty...we'd make the Bedrock...

[Flaminglippy]

you might get into Barney Rubble...

[GuffGuy]

Yabba dabba don't!

[GuffGuy]

i regret posting that already!

[Dannny]

how does one become Gay?? i might look at it.

some women are just born to screw with my mind

Blonde hair, tanned soft skin, blue eyes...TOTAL BITCH...

[GuffGuy]

uhhmm... look at a few guys.. and try not to get ditracted by the really good looking blonde hair, tanned soft skin, blue eyed bitch walking behind you

Sorry to hear about your misfortune with the ladies.

I, on the other hand, am very popular with them, probably because we go shopping together.

[Flaminglippy]

Shopping..ill buy a friggin shotgun and a spade.

bury that devil women. only jokin.

cheers for the advice, but i think i might carry on with the shame of failure....

Edited July 20, 2009 by Flaminglippy

[GuffGuy]

Speaking of failure...just had a great e-mail conversation with a girl at work...this is it (we were actually talking about me falling over after getting my shoe laces caught in the wheels on my chair)

Collegue : Is Neil Armstrong still alive??

Me : Random. But yes, I believe he is.

Collegue : Oh I'm sure I heard him on the radio...I asked because today is the day he landed on the moon.

Me : That settles it then, he's definately alive. They only tend to interview people who are still alive otherwise the conversation is a bit one-sided. And, he didn't land on the moon today...it was ages ago. Besides, it was night time when he landed, if they'd tried to land on the moon during the day they wouldn't have been able to see it

Collegue : Why would they need to see it if they were standing on it?

Me : It wouldn't be there though...it would be the other side of the world

Collegue : Ooohhhhh

I think I may have unwittingly snapped somebodies brain...

[Dannny]

Speaking of failure...just had a great e-mail conversation with a girl at work...this is it (we were actually talking about me falling over after getting my shoe laces caught in the wheels on my chair)

Collegue : Is Neil Armstrong still alive??

Me : Random. But yes, I believe he is.

Collegue : Oh I'm sure I heard him on the radio...I asked because today is the day he landed on the moon.

Me : That settles it then, he's definately alive. They only tend to interview people who are still alive otherwise the conversation is a bit one-sided. And, he didn't land on the moon today...it was ages ago. Besides, it was night time when he landed, if they'd tried to land on the moon during the day they wouldn't have been able to see it

Collegue : Why would they need to see it if they were standing on it?

Me : It wouldn't be there though...it would be the other side of the world

Collegue : Ooohhhhh

I think I may have unwittingly snapped somebodies brain...

[Flaminglippy]

I think we all have a friend like that, a bit, 'different'

Edited July 20, 2009 by Flaminglippy

[GuffGuy]

I think we all have a friend like that, a bit, 'different'

[Angelis]

We were talking about whistling once and she said she couldn't do it because ''I can't blow outwards''...I literally have no idea what she meant...

[Dannny]

oh, thanks dude.

i had my teacher for years saying i was 'different' and now you!!!

im having flash backs to C.D.T and glueing my hand to the work top..god that was a long day.

im not different, im special..mummy says so..

[GuffGuy]

We were talking about whistling once and she said she couldn't do it because ''I can't blow outwards''...I literally have no idea what she meant...

[GuffGuy]

Hahaha, sorry

I once glued my fingers together to avoid writing an essay.

[Dannny]

you spaz!!!

why didnt you just hit your head against a concrete piller..go to reception, say you slipped over..show the huge bump on your forehead..say 'yes' when they ask do you feel sick????...

go home and play the mega drive.

worth the headache

[redmad1971]

you spaz!!!

why didnt you just hit your head against a concrete piller..go to reception, say you slipped over..show the huge bump on your forehead..say 'yes' when they ask do you feel sick????...

go home and play the mega drive.

worth the headache