strudders Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 He was probably trying to just distract you whilst he rifled through your pockets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ralph250 Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 The first time we went to the boozer after moving to Der Farterland, the wife went to the bar and ordered a beer for me and a 'dry white wine' for herself. As she approached the table with the drinks, she looked perplexed and confused as she placed down in front of me, one beer and three glasses of white wine for herself! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Langdale Wolf Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 The first time we went to the boozer after moving to Der Farterland, the wife went to the bar and ordered a beer for me and a 'dry white wine' for herself. As she approached the table with the drinks, she looked perplexed and confused as she placed down in front of me, one beer and three glasses of white wine for herself! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ampersand Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-pogo- Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 just me that doesn't get it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rabid Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 just me that doesn't get it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ampersand Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 Don't you get it? They live in Der Farterland!!!! Farter!!!!!! As in "Ohhh I've got a lot of wind today, I'm a bit of a farter" except it constantly happens to everyone who lives there all the time!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ampersand Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 Probably. Drei is German for 3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rabid Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 Don't you get it? They live in Der Farterland!!!! Farter!!!!!! As in "Ohhh I've got a lot of wind today, I'm a bit of a farter" except it constantly happens to everyone who lives there all the time!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-pogo- Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 Not just ampersand then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rabid Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 I understood the joke. I was taking the piss out of ampersand for not getting the joke. Watch it, or you'll be next to feel my witty comedic wrath!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-pogo- Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 Next? Must have missed the last one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rabid Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 It only shows itself to the victims and the awsome. Sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-pogo- Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 Oh dear. I'd stick to the politics if I were you sonny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Langdale Wolf Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 (edited) ohhhhhhhhhhhhh.... Edited December 9, 2009 by Langdale Wolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rufus Gwertigan Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 CLANG! The penny drops. And Pogo - you are to the world of comedy what Kerry Katona is to the world of light entertainment. Congratulations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rabid Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 Why? Am I good at it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rufus Gwertigan Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 Well at least you're keen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-pogo- Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 And Pogo - you are to the world of comedy what Kerry Katona is to the world of light entertainment. Congratulations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rabid Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 Thats what they said at my audition for a porn film Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philipsteak Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 Various unskilled/semi-skilled jobs wouldn't require English to be brilliant. Friends/family or professional translators. I don't know the ins and outs of this, but see Polish families regularly who have a poor grasp of English, but get by. Bizarrely (?) one was a bus driver, where I would have thought English would be a requirement, but there you go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philipsteak Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 ohhhhhhhhhhhhh.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunique Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 You never seen Cool Runnings? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ampersand Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 You never seen Cool Runnings? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardboard Box City Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 its been a while though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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