Things that annoy you ?

[swede]

With the discussions over Bar Etiquette ect I was wondering what other things really annoy people, personally :

1, Chavvy kids who play music through their phones on buses.

2, People who stand talking in shop doorways, move you stupid c**ts

3, People who walk straight to the front of bus queues when theres obviously lots of people already waiting.

4, People who dont push the button at crossings, the lights not going to change to green by itself dickhead.

Anyone got any more ?

[plaskins]

People who stand at bars when it's really busy. The ones that haven't moved away since buying their drinks and are halfway through pints.. Just standing there and chatting.

[swede]

People who stand at bars when it's really busy. The ones that haven't moved away since buying their drinks and are halfway through pints.. Just standing there and chatting.

[The Nal]

Slow drivers who dont move to the slower lane when youre behind them in the fast lane, as I just had to deal with 5 minutes ago.

[oafc0000]

4, People who dont push the button at crossings, the lights not going to change to green by itself dickhead.

[Kyelo]

People in supermarkets who turn one way whilst looking the other, they bump into you and give you the dirty looks!

[Tugger2k]

With the discussions over Bar Etiquette ect I was wondering what other things really annoy people, personally :

1, Chavvy kids who play music through their phones on buses.

2, People who stand talking in shop doorways, move you stupid c**ts

3, People who walk straight to the front of bus queues when theres obviously lots of people already waiting.

4, People who dont push the button at crossings, the lights not going to change to green by itself dickhead.

Anyone got any more ?

[rabid]

People in supermarkets who turn one way whilst looking the other, they bump into you and give you the dirty looks!

[Guest musiclove123]

I am quite a calm person so not alot annoys me, or I don't let it happen. Not good for the heart. If things do annoy me I walk away. Chavs on buses make me think of the state of society sometimes but that is probably what depresses me not annoys me!

[Radar]

People who insist on pushing the button at crossings when its controled by a computer running a pre-set routine

[Tugger2k]

It's the one's who stop to look at something on the shelves who for some reason feel the need to park their trollies across the isle. "Full steam ahead and damn the torpedoes!"

[swede]

none of the top 3 annoy me - because i dont allow them to happen

[adustlandfairytale]

When u pull a girl but then realise she has a cock

i HATE that

[rabid]

no, wait till theyve walked away from their trolley a bit and then move it to another random aisle!!

always much funnier at the checkout paying for your goods seeing them wandering around looking for it

[Langdale Wolf]

• Jonathan Ross

• X Factor

• People who stand on the left hand side of escalators even though people are waiting for them to walk up them

• Twats who don't move down the carriages on trains blocking people trying to get on

• Nobheads on xbox live swearing at people thinking they're hard, or other online twats who have 'BNP' as their clan tags. Well done. How controversial.

• People spitting

• Rude people

• Clive Tydesley

• People continually swearing in front of kids

• The same mates being VERY late every time we're meeting up. 8.30 means 8.30, not 9.30 or 10. Inconsiderate c**ts...

• American Football

• Kaiser Chiefs/Kasabian

• Glory hunting football fans and their identikit families - in Dudley

• The wonderful rail service in Great Britain

• Snow and the hysterical overreaction to it - particularly in the media

• Sepp Blatter

• Bolton

• Christmas lights before December the 1st

• My job

• People's atrocious moods when Christmas shopping. Just go on Amazon if you're a miserable c**t who hates people - like me.

• People who sample my ale, say 'actually, that's really nice' then go back to their piss-tasting Stella because they don't want to look like an untrendy Real Ale drinker

• Ignorant arses who moan about Glastonbury being 'shit' because of one headliner they don't like

• Fussy people who complain about the slightest thing, even when there really isn't ANYTHING to complain about

• As a learner driver - complete f**ktards who think they're big and clever when they cut you up, overtake, ANYTHING to get past you

• Ross Noble and Dylan Moran - I really do want to like them like practically everyone else, but I honestly don't get what is remotely funny about them. What am I missing?

More later. I'm in a very grumpy mood today.

[Paul ™]

People who get annoyed far too easily

[rabid]

Ross Noble is very funny, maybe you're just too southern.

[Wooderson]

- Great bands that don't play Dublin when they come to Europe

- Bland, uninteresting, vacuous and dull people

- German grammar

Lastly LW I'd like to second your vote for:

- Clive Tyldsley

...what a total cockfarmer.

[Langdale Wolf]

People who get annoyed far too easily

[Lithium05]

I like Ross Noble and I'm more Southern than LW!

Anyway

-People who think what they're doing must be more important than everyone else.

-Old people who shouldn't be driving

[rabid]

Why is he? Seriously - what has he ever said that's remotely funny? If you can explain why, I'd be grateful.

He sounds like a bloke on LSD who just spouts random bollocks. I've watched a few of his DVDs with mates who have been creasing up with laughter, but I have absolutely no idea what they're laughing at or why. I really don't get it at all.

[greenfairy43]

Peolpe who use their walking stick to point at things, nearly taking your head off in the process.

[Radar]

"There's a face, next muffin" What's not to laugh at?

[Tugger2k]

people walking around with their umbrellas up even though it clearly stopped raining 5 minutes ago!!!

actually, just people with umbrellas - their stupid things - if its raining that hard get a cab, if its not raining that hard, wear a hat, or accept the fact that your not made of sugar and it wont hurt you - but for f**ks sake look where your going with the bloody thing because at 6ft 3in my eye level tends to at the 'average' (ie midget) persons perfect umbrella height and mad as it sounds, im quite attached to my eyes and would like to keep them free of impalement

[Langdale Wolf]

"There's a face, next muffin" What's not to laugh at?